People thriving after Anthony Cumia Part 2: Melissa Stetten

49  2019-03-05 by TangerineReam

31 comments

looks like a robot.

"carl" type?

looks like a Carl with a disgusting beard and his shirt is unbuttoned.

They’re doing the last shot of the Graduate.

Right, I got that. But just the fact that she's in a committed thing with someone, where's she's comfortable with him enough to actually WANT to recreate this scene with him...you wouldn't look at this picture and say that she ISN'T thriving.

Nice usage of the word “thing,” Chris Hardwick.

quiet.

Compound America Audience: The Sound of Silence

Carl if he didn't consume 30,000 calories a day.

THAT WOULD NOT BE RUIZING FUCKER

Still 10000x more manly and attractive than Nana.

I married Anthony's ex alowrite.

Widdout the beard, it’s him! Hooolee, ahah jeez, u mutha..! Hohohah!

Are they in a wedding bus?

Cause the limo was $50 more

That $50 allowed them to upgrade to a room with a pull out couch for their bull. Ballin out in the Ramada Inn Florida City, FL.

There's no need to be vulgar.

Ruizing

Is this the scene from The Graduate?

Yes, which is weird considering that the whole movie was trying to tell you that those two people didn't belong together and getting married to some broad just because you think you're supposed to is a bad idea.

How wacky and original to parody a movie in a wedding photo!

Well you get married and you take photos the way you want to.

There's nothing hipster about balding.

uh, what?

I'd say she was thriving when she was with James Gunn. But that changed when he knew Guardians of the Galaxy was going to be a hit and dropped her golddigging ass.

This angel informed the world about Sue.

She has really terrible taste in men. Is she short sighted or something? She's a fucking babe and she settles for this.

You haven't seen what she looks like without makeup and the right lighting and camera angle

If you do a whois on cumiacompound.com you can get this dummies cell phone and interview her yourself

This guy looks like a total faggot too. Crazy ass bitch

Stepford couple.

Cause the limo was $50 more

Nice usage of the word “thing,” Chris Hardwick.