He makes bennington look tiny

this nigga is the one that needs a meeting

Ronnie's actually lost a lot of weight -- he finally cut back on the insane decadence...where if u ever catch him doing a show - u don't hear him struggling to breathe anymore, during the dead air...

Good, his daughter may be tough to listen to, but Ron is the last vestige of good radio left on Satellite

nyeheheheh so you don't enjoy uninformed pontificating on outdated topics w/ The Worm and The Caveman?

Probably just started doing coke again

https://youtu.be/W6zOzTi5Qu4

I came in to open the Comedy Cellar one night. There you were with your head half in a pie. Disgusting.

I told you i had the keto flu dude, i was in induction

Gabagool? Ovaa heaarrr

This man needs an intervention

Are fat interventions a thing? They totally should be but I’ve never heard of one.

The problem is if he did an intervention it would be at the Cellar, with cameras, and he’d eat himself to death afterwards trying to get it distributed.

He's obviously got no self-control, so it's doubtful an intervention would take by this point. He is to eating what Artie is to snorting heroin. The best thing would be if he just got kidnapped in the middle of the night like Vito Jr, and taken to some isolated camp in Idaho where he can't order UberEats four times a day.

Ah, food and sex addictions are tough ones man, because you physically need to eat and edge for hours a day to chaturbate Vikings...

As a comedian he should choose to get help in a comedic fashion. Someone needs to unscrew all the chairs he is going to sit in, until he decides to change his diet.

He's also really insecure and defensive about his weight, unlike other fat comedians. I hate how he'd balk at the jokes thrown at him on O&A like he still looked like the guy in his old promo photos.

It’s actually a breath of fresh air to see a fat comedian that doesn’t proudly display his gross belly.

being insecure about being a fat fuck is a good thing.

a backwards hat should stop at 25 fucking vos

Itcth for the lighting, schtupit.

Whoa there, Persian Schlong. Idk if there's a need for that kind of talk. That's a bit rough.

What's next? Should this 61yo man - who doesn't even own his 2BR Edison Condo - stop using 15% of his income to buy Air Jordan's???

Ask another humorous rhetorical question Sam. Booo, now scram.

You really gave him the business!

They call me What's In "Business Giver Extraordinaire" That Taco Meat

How do you know that lol

ok florentine

Thanks for dressing up

More Buddha than Jesus.

I have never seen a picture where Bennington wasn't the most disgusting guy of the group till now.

Seriously; I think its time for gastric bypass surgery (and I'm not joking).

I actually think he's too fat to get surgery at this point. Once someone gets to a certain weight, the chances of them dying during surgery dramatically increases, so they can't actually safety perform the surgery. Nice weight, stupid.

This man needs Dr. Steve immediately.

Or to just stop eating.

/u/drsteve103 is there a medical term for when you eat yourself so fat you physically become a deep fried buddha?

They regularly do it on people over 500 lbs, and I don't think Blobby is quite there. He's only like 5'6".

But to qualify for the surgery, you need to prove you can stick to a diet and drop 15-20% of the weight on your own first. Who knows if he could do that at this point.

I've definitely heard fat makes surgery hard. Looking at Bob in that picture it's like doing surgery on a needle in a haystack. Then afterwards you sew him back up and the stitches burst like Bob's pant's button.

I would imagine working through the fat is pretty standard and planned for with gastric bypass surgery but what do I know?

I've just heard that doing surgery through really obese people is very difficult. Oh and I thought gastric bypass was something way simpler. Even that sounds like a serious surgery, I thought we were talking about the surgery that just makes it hard to eat a lot.

Yes, that is what we are talking about. I was making a lighthearted observation that a surgical procedure for the obese most likely takes into account cutting and navigating through fat.

Yeah, I get it, they are the only ones getting that procedure. Gastric Bypass seems extreme though. It probably is really difficult, but they are dealing with someone who will die soon without it.

Blobby

I once got like 14 pounds overweight mostly down to booze and kebabs. It took 5 weeks without much work to shift it.

No excuse

Kebabs? You some kinda street shitter or something?

No I just like eating unsubstantiated meat in bread with waaaay to much lettuce when drunk.

Don't blame the lettuce fatbody

i am not. It's just what i liked to eat FUCKFACE. Sniff.

You losing 14 lbs in 5 weeks isn't really in the same ballpark as the 300 Bob would have to lose to be slightly overweight still

Bobby could also lose 14 pounds by just skipping a meal at this point

Yeah but 15 weeks of effort would be noticeable.

Dont be bigots! If Bawbee is now identifying as a 2 family house that's his right and we should support him and hope his ankles do too.

Reminds me of that Brass Eye mockumentary where the pedophile was disguised as a school.

What a lineup.

He looks like you could make him from snow

Blobby must be sitting on Jim Florentine

He ate him and called it "Eggs Florentine".

Ant sat on him and called it "Eggs Florentine."

He's as good as dead at this point, just a matter of when in the next 5 years that he'll drop dead. He clearly doesn't give a shit about his wife/kid.

He loves them. He just loves onion rings more.

Have you met them? Who wouldn't?

He's gonna get even fatter now too with the injury.

Why? Its not like its going to hamper his exercise regimen.

Maybe it will hamper his ability to lift a fork to his mouth.

My Six Hundred Pound Duuuuuude!

I don't see Florentine in this pic. Did Bobby eat him?

Ya missed it bobby, ya big fat pig

Link? I might actually watch this.

Link.

Uhh

Holy shit. Bobby might be 400 pounds.

This guy has a young child. How has his wife not threatened to leave his fat ass?

Bobby is pushing 50 and could drop dead at any moment. This food addict needs an intervention ASAP.

"One day I went to open up, and your head was in the ice cream cake. Disgusting."

I'm seriously worried about him.

"I'm here for you" - Complete internet stranger

Pm me if you need to talk

Blobby bragged that while breaking hospital beds laid up for his broken arm or whatever the fuck he crushed when he landed on it, the owner of the snow tubing place felt bad for his tub of shitness and brought boxes of freshly baked donuts and other sugary foods fat ass shouldn’t be stuffing into his gaping abyss of a maw as an apology?! And, of course, not one of the 30 nobodies he does a lame brained, boring podcast with had the balls to bash him into obese oblivion with such a free for all, the jokes write themselves moment as Blobby sitting immobile wounded with boxes of donuts and pain killers at the ready! Fucking worthless shit heels talk over each other for hours yet, it was silent while the beached whale set himself up nicely for abuse and...a swing and a miss.

He must have eaten Florentine.

Jesus, he's even noticeably fatter than the promotional shot behind him, which is already a fairly current picture. He probably has to sleep sitting up or he'll stop breathing like the Elephant Man, except from fat instead of tumors.

Imagine the acting job his poor wife has to put on in order to pretend she likes it when he fucks her. Yecch.

/u/drsteve103

That fat fuck said he weighs only 235. He does, but he also weighs another 235.

No way, you should listen to Bob and Colin Quinn's podcast from the MySpace days, because it's funny, but Bob was 270 when he was still working with Dane Cook.

I switched to Kilos duuude.

My god what a fucking mess. Look duude, fuckin cocksucka, you try only eating 1 krispy kreme donut duude. Its not fuckin easy.

Disgusting. The angle of the photo makes it look like the whole room is about to tip over. Fuckin fat shit.

Slob

I'm honestly curious what his wife looks like. Is she as much of a fat slob as he is?

https://imgur.com/sOoKZbh

Sumo looking ass nigga

The camera adds 360 lbs

Ronnie doing standup again?

Ya and he's great

Ron is a large man and also an older gentleman. He looks svelte compared to Bauby

“I ate my knee dude”

We should hold a "guess Bobby's weight" raffle. Winner gets a bat and a gastric band. I guess 395.

somehow vos looks the most worn out of the 3

Ron looking like a class act, Vos looking like the dad who wants to hang out with his kids high school friends so he seems cool.

Remember in 2008, when he was kind of fit? It's sad.

It looks like he'd be out of breath getting out of that chair.

In a previous life, Bobby slaughtered an elephant in India. Now karma has him destined to be one.

Looks he did a bang bangbang bang bang bang bang bang... Bang.

He's also really unfunny

Vos looks fat.

What a fucking pig ! He is a category by himself!

You guys and your mean photo shops, I swear...

Looks so real too, you fuckers almost had me.

Bobby? More like BLOBBY!! Am I right? Airplane food?

How many stomachs exist in this motherfucker

Why do we care about how fat bobby is? I don't care about my own horrible health let alone his

I can’t believe how normal Ron looks here.

Does he actually still move, or is he getting dollied around at this point?

Kebabs? You some kinda street shitter or something?

You losing 14 lbs in 5 weeks isn't really in the same ballpark as the 300 Bob would have to lose to be slightly overweight still

This man needs Dr. Steve immediately.

They regularly do it on people over 500 lbs, and I don't think Blobby is quite there. He's only like 5'6".

But to qualify for the surgery, you need to prove you can stick to a diet and drop 15-20% of the weight on your own first. Who knows if he could do that at this point.