haha was that dumb bitch really trying to rip on an actual successful comic?

I think she might be trying to make a friendly joke and forgot she’s neither friends with him nor funny. She’s tattling to Vos that he was mean to her as we speak.

Do you think Vos put on his stupid bowler hat or whatever it was and went about confronting him?

This image has me fucking crying laughing. Thanks man.

forgot she’s neither friends with him nor funny.

Jeselnik probably didn't even recognize her name.

Her joke was funny, his reply was defensive and weak.

I don't like either of them, they fucking stink. But Bonnie was trying to make a connection here like a fag.

Faggot

Shut up white knight

Her joke was obvious and lame. Hurpadurpa I observe there is no audience in dis picture. His joke put a cunt in her dumb cunt place. You're a faggot.

I actually thought there was some background shit going on between them, but nope she was just being a cunt for no reason and he was being a cunt back, except this time it was for a reason

no

Faggot

I am Joe Cumia

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Hey now that murse joke was a piece of comedy history

Maybe if you say murse 6 more times it will get funny.

I don’t understand how a professional comedian who’s been in the scene for like 20 years could do a joke like that on stage and then be surprised when it bombs spectacularly.

And then cry about it

especially while they're pretending to be a man. when has a man ever thought about let alone spoken about a purse or a murse. If she was playing to other stupid dried up dykes she might've even got a positive reaction. But a man saying that shit is just like "OK cool you're a wacky faggot, now tell a joke".

oof i forgot that and my toes just imploded. Yeeeeeeesh

I don't know if she was serious or thought it was funny, both come off as stupid.

Dumb clam

Hole.

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I bet Bonnie has a nice thick bush

This is why Vos always sounds mush mouthed, his teeth are full of Bonnie's 2 inch long curlies.

She makes him eat it before he can go out.

He'sh all about eatin' da coochi

What a cunt.

Bonnie put right back in her place.

She's a great case study in why a percentage of women need to be smacked around on a regular basis.

100 is a percentage

Yeah, and raped, amirite, fellas?

Yeah.

He whack-a-moled the shit out of her.

She wasn't put back in an Alberta whorehouse

Jesselnek rules.

You need to learn his shitty last name, he’s not some medieval restaurant waiter.

Do they have utensils at this medieval restaurant?

She's jealous because if you put Jeselnik in a wig & fake tits he'd still be funnier & more attractive than Bonnie.

I'm all in with the Bonnie hate but I'm not gonna pretend I wouldn't lick her shitter

Degenerate

It wouldn't be tough, that things flatter than Quincy's gf's ayyyus.

Fuck, even Amy doing Jeselniks material

I wouldn’t lick her shitter, but I would rape her face.

After dinner and a show of course

Of course.

Jeselnik is dreamy 😍 😍 😍

No pesky audience to not laugh at your jokes and make you break down crying in the street because you're living a lie.

So why does she hate Jeselnik? Because he’s a successful white man?

That's probably part of it.

If you see him interviewed (especially like the kind he did with Joan Rivers, where he drops the act a bit) it becomes clear quite quickly that he's a pretty damn bright guy. He's very quick and knows how to craft a joke well. He's also got balls and (ugh) integrity, in the sense that he does the jokes he wants to do and tells anyone who tells him not to to fuck off. And he isn't afraid to lose money or opportunities doing so.

He's also self-aware enough to know that being a tall, good-looking white guy and doing the kind of jokes he likes to do, he has to play the frat boy psychopath character up on-stage. And he's smart enough to pull it off.

She probably hates him for all those reasons and that he wouldn't fuck her if she begged him. Norton probably hates him for all the same reasons.

Morton is threatened by pig gay

He's also got balls and (ugh) integrity

Yeah I also think using terms like that to describe a comedian is usually pretty awful but probably warranted in this case. I really enjoyed him bashing twitter virtue signaling in his last special.

I don't like stand up comedy all that much anymore, but I look forward to his upcoming special.

Jesus Christ, do you write Fanfiction about sucking his cock you fucking weirdo?

You wouldn't suck his cock, fag?

Hey just noticed.. It's your 1st Cakeday AOTV88! ^hug

Smile you stupid bitch! Shark Party!

He did a podcast with Bret Easton Ellis a couple year ago that was really good. He wasn't in character at all and was just talking about movies and stuff. Of course BEE was hitting on him the entire time but hey, nobody's perfect.

Bonnie, and especially Rich, can't fathom no audience cause their entire acts revolve around asking the audiencence questions

28 upvotes? Did the rest of you understand this?

Here’s 28 downvotes, faggot

Bodied

I imagine all her oblivious feminist friends LOVED that lazy, unoriginal tweet. (Btw, 6 retweets for someone as unknown and talentless as Bonnie isn't half bad!)

Ol Red Dead Redemption name ass bitch

I think it's hilarious that Rich Vos is so retarded he once said on air "Bonniesh gonna be in dat game dey got Bonnie in dere"

I wish she would get strung up like the RDR Bonnie. Only Vos, not Marston, was tasked with saving her.

I hear feminist cunts like it in the rear

Dumb opener whose only claim to fame is fucking a retarded middle is trying to diss a guy performing in theaters. lol

I think they’re joking with each other.

it's called flirting, dog.

I think he's genuinely explaining the sound check procedure to someone who has never performed in a larger venue.

Bonnie: The Canuck Kike

Stupid hole.

That's sort of redundant though

I love Jeselnik, can't wait to see this new special. I've seen a lot of people call him a rip-off of Tosh, but I don't see it. They both have dark material, but Jeselnik usually just does misdirection jokes. I think the people who compare them are probably not white.

I liked Jeselnik for a moment there, then I remembered this faggot is responsible for helping launch Amy Schumer’s career.

He ROIPED her when she was cute

LIAR, I OBJECT!

Your honor, let the evidence clearly show that Amy the Pig was never cute.

So let's see:

1. Rich makes some sort of comment about how Bonnie can handle herself and he doesn't have to defend her.

2. In a few months will they do a podcast where she is super passive aggressive and Vos defends her.

3. If she is ever called out on it, she will says how much of a bitch she is and try to be self deprecating to pass it off like a joke.

4. She continues to be a moody cunt who can't take even the softest shot in her direction.

If only Rich had enough brain cells to see this cycle as well

I rather see Vos do crowdwork than this ironic edgy style of shit comic. Patrice nailed him during the Sheen roast på.

He took a break to fuck some more hoers using glass dildos in Brazil, he will be back any day now

K.O.

Saw him last spring one of the few comics I like

Woman are funny

I hope he’s on Jim and Sam this week just so I can hear him slobber his way through that name.

Do ya?

Damn, Bonnie came with the heat

big bat

She better. She doesn’t come with Rich.

didn't jeselnik become a huge faggot?

I saw him do this set late last year, it really is a masterpiece.

Bonnie thinks she has a “flow”

If Bonnie was a male comic, Jeselnik would have treated her with some respect.

You knee-jerk faggots took this seriously? Go die.

bottom line is she married one of the stupidest humans on the planet

REMINDER: Bonnie thought that she could slam dunk her argument - that men have it easier in comedy over women - by dressing and impersonating a man onstage. It failed spectacularly, to the point where, years later, the footage made its way to FEMINIST OWNED compilations on YouTube. That very failure was poetic in nature, underlining the cognitive dissonance that people like her do to themselves on a daily basis. Yet she's aggressively doubled-down in the past years, maintaining her "rightness" and arrogantly refusing to see that the failure in her own life has everything to do with her own lack of talent and work, and nothing to do with her gender.

She's basically the Joe Cumia of feminism.

The first person to fail at comedy being both male and female

Notice he wrote back to her in 4 minutes. He couldn't wait to bury her ass.

I bet he's one of those who says 'I never check Twitter'

Let me translate: shutup, stupid.

Hahahahahaha ho lee shit.

Face

There is simply no way that she didn't cry immediately, then bitch to Vos, then text this guy ragging out and wanting an apology

Fucking torched her ass.

The maintenance guy let Voss walk on stage and pretend he was a Comedian with fans. Its too dark to tell, but no one is actually there.

I will say the documentary "Women aren't Funny" was the most painful piece of garbage ive ever sat half way through. The best part about it was the title and Bonnie crying dressed up as a man

I live in Australia. Still wouldn't be worth paying a dime towards this unfunny cunt to fuck up his whole set with foghorns and piss balloons. At a work party a couple years ago I told a bloke I like stand-up, he said "oh yeah I don't follow it too much but I love Anthony Jeselnik". Never spoke to that person again, quit that job and left that city within a matter of weeks.

Hey Australia, thanks for paying to see old material I’m burning!

Bonnies biggest gig was the Flemington Diner in NJ

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Of course.

The first person to fail at comedy being both male and female

This image has me fucking crying laughing. Thanks man.