Nigger

You make a strong point

When my first girlfriend agreed to let me cum on her face I was too excited but didn't know what I was doing. I was standing too close and jerking too frantically and my hand slipped and punched her in the chin and then I busted at the same time. It's one of my fondest memories.

mine said she wanted me to cum in her mouth but when i was cumming she let go of it and it sprayed all over my face. she laughed so i wiped it off in her hair. then we both laughed and showered together, our wet and slimy bodies rubbing up against each other, dripping cum water into the tub and down the drain. then i wouldn't stop drinking and she kicked me out.

Solid ending

So does your dick naturally point straight up or something?

Pretty sure that's called a Rusty Venture.

I am going to murder Joseph Cumia.

I hope Joe Cumia gets raped by a pack of wild niggers.

The same pack that just successfully raped Amy Schumer and Hannah Gadsby. Again.

We can only hope.

Wouldn't be considered interracial

Time to take it up a notch. It's go time.

Finally a thread where I can really let loose.

Then I thought to myself, where can I really let loose? the O&A subreddit's stupid pinned free-for-all thread!

What if that Joe Cumia "Fellow Kids" post wasn't Joe? What if it was some Joe ball washer trying to get the sub shutdown (somehow? Does Reddit give a fuck what happens on Facebook?) and instead it backfired and made Joe look even more stupid?

Potato, potato.

Fuck these. I wanna see Homo Joe's idiocy on display when I come here

This is for the community maaan

I too, disapprove of the unpinning of our joepedia

Everything about Sam Roberts irritates me and believe even less in a benevolent God. Even if half the shit he says about himself is a work, why would anyone want to be known as a snarky, sarcastic, illiterate, unenlightened baby boy whose interests, habits, intellectual curiosity, and style ceased age 13?

Why pay $1000 for some tacky, neon Nike sneaker when you could get Balmain or Garavani in the same horrible taste but superior craftsmanship? Why exist in chicken nuggets, naked male dolls, and TMZ's Twitter feed when you can eat at top restaurants, buy art or wine, and read great works?

Because he's an undeservedely, overly confident momma's boy who was disappointed that her older son was gay so she kept her youngest in a state of perpetual childhood. Somehow, he continues to make a living off speaking despite being functionally illiterate, tediously faggoty, a horrible, isolating, hands-off bully of a boss.

Fuck Bonny Roberts and her disappointment of a uterus. And fuck this Hector Hammond headed nigga, I hope he dies of leukemia before his son forms permanent memories of him.

It's all just millennials being all millennial-like, with their snapgrams and instachats, and corporations, maaan

That's what baffles me with all people who come into money and don't jump on the opportunity to live a comfortable, but better life. What's the use of having solid gold speedboats and what not, if you're still eating badly and watching cable TV for edification.

Stop giving out reddit gold silver ..stop supporting this shit site with your $$ for fucks sake

Haha your thinly veiled attempt to sound like you dont want it and hate it in the hopes someone would give it to you have failed!

What the fuck is the point in a digital currency if I can’t cash it out? Faggots have spent like $20 on my shit comments and I get nothing

Would be fun if you could get it as a poster, carry it around like a medal. When you post in a thread other people get bumped, have to wait till you're done, and your comment glows a little in the dark.

I thought you could pass it on

I got AIDS from Jim Norton's toilet seat.

Someone wrote this on a wall in my parking garage:

https://i.imgur.com/u5EkXdA_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

I really want to write back "disappear has two ps, stupid".

The fuck is that shit caked with? years of cum?

Why do the same homeless people hang outside my 7eleven and use the same begging pitch everyday?

Time to go full throttle, Julia.

I tried to stick a shotgun in my mouth at a gun range to take a selfie and people started yelling so I left and never went back there. Sometimes I feel misunderstood

People can be touchy. I put a wedge under the dorm door this morning to catch up on sleep; it's barely 6.30pm and they're already calling me names.

Post their diaries

Do you publish your friends' private lives?

No I don't. Having a bad day, sorry.

which one of them do we hate right now

Oh, how dare I mention the dark feeling of mysterious dread which comes over the mind, and which the lamp of reason, though burning bright the while, is unable to dispel!

How sentient is the poor human creature of thy neighbourhood! how instinctively aware that the flood-gates of horror may be cast open, and the dark stream engulf him for ever and ever!

MILLER TIME

This is for the community maaan

I too, disapprove of the unpinning of our joepedia