Big Jay goofing on Ant last Wednesday

9  2019-03-03 by iWhoreSchortSchorts

41 comments

Time?

The link is definitely time stamped but start it at 28 minutes.

Thanks!

You're very welcome.

"Frail man"

That's one thing we don't make fun of him enough about. He would lose in a fight to a decent sized 6th grader.

The 5'7" manlet also has his brother constantly rubbing his nose in his "I'M 6'1" AND REALLY REALLY TALL" posts.

I'm 6'1' and have never considered it to be that tall at all. That said, I recently saw a video of a lawyer proposing to his lawyer girlfriend in a fake trial, dude must've been like 5'8" and it looked fucking weird. I give it 6 months

This is the same height difference my whore ex has with the douche she ended up marrying. They both think they’re some famous good looking instagram couple. It just makes laugh knowing she’s got half a foot on him.

Poor little feller already looked like he was on one knee when he was standing next to her. Yeah, she'll give birth to a midget and realize she made a huge mistake.

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and 5th graders

Tyfys

Jay is somehow both a good egg and infuriatingly obnoxious at the same time.

He's just a funny dude and that is literally the only thing that I look for in a comedian (people who are supposed to make you laugh).

Because comedy is strictly auditory.

Well I mean, if you're listening to it, yeah it is?

You a fan of prop comedy?

Shut up bitchy faggot.

I think if Jay was just a voice and he had no physical appearance.. he would be accepted.

He certainly does Dave Attell's act, persona, speaking voice and cadence well.

Yeah it’s weird that him and Dave are friends and work together too.

Dave's a good guy. Who said he wasn't?

Doesn't mean Jay isn't a coattail riding, untalented, hack thief.

Nothing against Dave, just saying if he hangs out with and works with jay then he probably doesn’t think Jay is stealing from him

Did you actually win the smallest penis contest or just medal?

There's a Legion of Skanks episode with Dave on; it's surprising how different they are.

It's surprising how they sound and talk exactly alike.

Even for just hate purposes that's nowhere near true. Jay does almost entirely crowd work and stories, Attell is very much short punchy bits. They both have deep voices and grew up within 90 miles of each other, so they're gonna sound alike.

If you wanna hate the guy, stick with his fat tits and annoying girlfriend.

Even if they tell different types of jokes, jay still has his cadence down to a tee. It’s what every comic does though, Dave was who jay looked up to when he started. It must be a subconscious type thing where they like that comic so much so they just start kinda sounding like them like the worm and Colin.

If you can’t hear the Attell in Oakerson, you’re a deaf retard.

He rides Dave's coattails. Didn't dave do an entire CD of crowd work?

He's a good guy at heart but sometimes his jewish single mom really likes to come out and annoy the shit out of you

Met him a couple of times and he's pretty cool. It's like the way he dresses is the polar opposite of him as a personality.

I met him at the comedy store and he was very nice and hilarious

You think Im going to click play on that fucking video with those two fags staring at me?

I don't get the joke, are you looking in a mirror?

The worst part is that Youtube will then recommend me pig gay oinkerson videos for the next month. I don't think so.

Was a great bit. When Ron and Fez did it.

Every radio show did it, let's not kid ourselves but this is funny as fuck.

It’s pretty obvious that Jay never liked Anthony. He always looks pissed off when Ant is on his show or during all those shows at his house.

This whole bit where jay talks about how many female police he can beat up is pretty good.

Frail is the perfect fucking word for Nana.

He's just a funny dude and that is literally the only thing that I look for in a comedian (people who are supposed to make you laugh).

I think if Jay was just a voice and he had no physical appearance.. he would be accepted.

He's a good guy at heart but sometimes his jewish single mom really likes to come out and annoy the shit out of you

Well I mean, if you're listening to it, yeah it is?

You're very welcome.

Met him a couple of times and he's pretty cool. It's like the way he dresses is the polar opposite of him as a personality.

Even if they tell different types of jokes, jay still has his cadence down to a tee. It’s what every comic does though, Dave was who jay looked up to when he started. It must be a subconscious type thing where they like that comic so much so they just start kinda sounding like them like the worm and Colin.

You a fan of prop comedy?

I met him at the comedy store and he was very nice and hilarious

If you can’t hear the Attell in Oakerson, you’re a deaf retard.

He rides Dave's coattails. Didn't dave do an entire CD of crowd work?

Dave's a good guy. Who said he wasn't?

Doesn't mean Jay isn't a coattail riding, untalented, hack thief.