"Explaining why these characters are entertaining would be impossible."

38  2019-03-03 by bovinebrain

17 comments

I think he could have done with a bit of interference...

sam voice you think a team full of writers and a Jewish executive that forced him to meet deadlines would be beneficial?

Holy shit I can read things in sams voice

In Jim's defense, the pilot episode was atrocious, and all those retards deserved to have their hard hauled money spent on cocksworthy Nordic hookers.

Also to be fair to Jim his characters were entertaining on the radio. I just don’t think a cartoon is a good medium for them.

He thought that since Cokelogic got a lot of views for his animations that he would be able to swoop in and make some quick cash. The dummy didn’t understand that it was the audio from the radio show that brought people in.

Also, jealousy for Burr. He thought he would be successful in animation despite never watching cartoons or respecting all the work that goes into making them.

It could be if someone put effort into writing a script. Norton scribbled a few things down in between edging sessions and stopped after we motherfucked him by not meeting his Kickstarter goal.

“They’ll include all the Jerky Boys characters and maybe even rip you off!”

ugh the old "networks and management sucks!" jimmy. He's the fucking worst, I hope he trips into a noose

how unlucky would that be

How can you do things exactly as you want them if you have to do 18 dumb shout outs per episode and make clunky characters out of people who donate? Maybe some network interference would do him some good.

The most embarrassing part of this is that he oozed “I’m really on to something here!” Oh, God, Jim no you aren’t. There are writers who publish their own books, or have them “vanity published.” One in 1 million do that because they want to control their work, the other 99% do it because they can’t sell it. Jim, there’s a reason you couldn’t sell these characters. They are funny in small doses and there was certainly a winning concept there - but not in your hands. You can’t stretch these things out, you should have gone with experts. Have someone package and pitch it for you, you can’t carry this. You are (were) funny. You are not talented.

Do you want a soapbox or sumthin? tskk

What the FUCK would I do with an entire box of soap, dumbass? Bet you didn’t think of that.

It's like explaining why Ren and Stimpy was funny, except with worse characters, voice actors, writers, animators, concepts, timliness, etc.

Explaining why those characters are entertaining is impossible because they aren’t.