Happy Wife, happy life!!

22  2019-03-03 by opestersmammarydrip

8 comments

His head looks so punchable on that body

I would love to treat his head like a speed ball.

and on his own body

Dave's legs are spot on, but the shoulders are way too wide.

The original picture is from Fat Pig Lifestyle magazine.

The Photoshop looks like a gold chain around his neck.

Ginzoshop. heh.

my uncle always said "people will always judge you with their eyes first, your brain could be Don Juan mixed with Einstein, but if you look like shit, they don't hear anything"

I fucked your uncle