REMINDER: 3:30 AM + Alfred Hitchcock + Twix Bar = Perfect Night!

8  2019-03-03 by SextonHardcastle11

14 comments

This sub moves too fast for me sometimes. What is this in reference to exactly??

It's linked in the title, stupid.

Here try this one... prepare to be haunted forever

3:30 in the morning, tranny cock, Xanax bar, perfect night.

*tranny titch-cock

Adults shouldn't eat candy

This bugs me the most. Shouldn't a wannabe wop in Long Island get his sweet tooth fix on some gelato or a canoli or maybe a biscotti? Does Nana share Sam's xompletely undeveloped palate?

Entenmann's

I like candy I can’t help it

The way he says "Perfect night!" would fit well in a cartoon where Missy is grabbing him by the throat and lifting him off the ground

PeRfeCt NiTE!

My mom watches also Alfred Hitchcock before she goes to bed, on that stupid basic cable channel that caters to old people. But she watches it at 11:30pm, because she wakes up in the morning like a productive adult. My mom's also never had sex with a transexual or molested a minor, for that matter.

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I can't even begin to describe how much the "perfect night" part of that video annoys me.