Imagine the look on his face when he finally got around to reading it for the audio book.
He probably didn't notice how awful it is. I'm sure he looked at it as a chore and just did it as quickly as possible without giving it a second thought. What I'm trying to say is that he's a lazy piece of shit high school dropout.
He's gone all in with the video games again, boring anyone who listens. These 12-14 hour gaming sessions suggest that he isn't fucking Missy Muscles anymore. He's living like a nine year old with access to the drinks cabinet.
Instead of "writing" a bombshell-dropping dirt-shoveling "inside" look at the heyday of "shock radio", the Fearless Broadcast Legend opted to pen an autobiography detailing the painfully dull and cripplingly stupid details of his mundane trashy life. The Cumia boys are all talk, no action. What'd Ant have to lose, the remote possibility of maybe doing a gay "reunion" podcast with Opie? What a retard.
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22 comments
1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-03-02
Nope, nobody did. That's pretty young to be getting heart surgery, Jesus.
1 lawyerherelistenup 2019-03-02
He realized he needed to eat more healthfully
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-03-02
This guy and Fat Pat won't be held back by their lack of writing talent, they just force out terrible books through sheer force of will.
1 Skip4play 2019-03-02
He fancies himself a bit of a wordsmith.
1 crookedmile 2019-03-02
This was written by someone who failed high school gym and ended up becoming a millionaire. God Bless America
1 JustPooch 2019-03-02
...someone who used to be a millionaire.
1 JustPooch 2019-03-02
He's the fattest he's ever been...
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-02
Holy shit, he has zero writing skills. This is fucking dreadful to read.
1 Skyfryer 2019-03-02
I’ve read cereal boxes with more dramatic effectiveness than this god damn goo gobbler.
1 Jungies 2019-03-02
He hired not one, but two ghost writers to fix this shit.
Imagine the look on his face when he finally got around to reading it for the audio book.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-03-02
He probably didn't notice how awful it is. I'm sure he looked at it as a chore and just did it as quickly as possible without giving it a second thought. What I'm trying to say is that he's a lazy piece of shit high school dropout.
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-03-02
Looks like he got Slimer
1 JohnDough911 2019-03-02
I hope he does a long painful death.
1 BP-47 2019-03-02
He's gone all in with the video games again, boring anyone who listens. These 12-14 hour gaming sessions suggest that he isn't fucking Missy Muscles anymore. He's living like a nine year old with access to the drinks cabinet.
1 i_saw_nothing 2019-03-02
Perfect.
He can go fuck himself.
1 Alansmithee22 2019-03-02
Now that Missy Muscles has moved to Seattle, will Anthony be able to find another jobless 20 something 5 with zero self confidence and daddy issues???
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-03-02
Instead of "writing" a bombshell-dropping dirt-shoveling "inside" look at the heyday of "shock radio", the Fearless Broadcast Legend opted to pen an autobiography detailing the painfully dull and cripplingly stupid details of his mundane trashy life. The Cumia boys are all talk, no action. What'd Ant have to lose, the remote possibility of maybe doing a gay "reunion" podcast with Opie? What a retard.
1 makimskii 2019-03-02
you know it's funny because exclamation point!
1 erockarmy 2019-03-02
Ha ha!
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1 CH0MSKYH0NK 2019-03-02
oof