WAS $60,000 a year! There ain’t no goddamn way in the bovine pasture that ol’ slack jawed, cosplay faggot face is still banking anywhere near that much from Ant. Not only did the absolute stunning loss of millions a year abruptly end, but Embezzelin’ Keith is making good goddamn sure that it’s his open pocket in front of what trickles out of the once golden money faucet now while Joe riffles through his storage unit and sells his dog shit, dirt cheep Chinese model “guit” collection and worthless fender practice amps etc. because I’m %100 positive Joe thought the gravy train would never run out of tracks and he wouldn’t need to bank or invest any of it.
It gets glossed over that he weighed 125-140 lbs his entire adult life until he was 40 years old. Then he had 2 heart attacks and went straight to 240lbs of pure fat. Never any athleticism, never any muscle (look at his girly legs in the 4th of July pic from the 80s), never in any biker gangs, never did anything in the military besides cook and clean real men's messes.
The average 15 year old male would beat the fuck out of both Cumias at the same time in less than 20 seconds.
Makes you wonder if he has just been around smaller guys. So he is the "big" guy in the group. You are right, he has never looked threatening even with tough guy costume. Even more of a sissy in the earlier pics. I think he tries be loud and obnoxious in hopes that nobody calls him on it. He doesnt realize that he on the tail end of life and pretty much any swinging dick out there could put him in traction. Plus its probably a felony to fight someone his age.
He was whining that he was being discriminated against because he's a baby boomer. Anyone who punches him he would immediately cry that the person is a pussy because they punched an old man.
Can anyone find the video this yammering idiot is referring to? I’ve looked through that DJ’s page and it’s just a bunch of shitty viral videos and low-resolution #riseandgrind memes.
So so so so according to Samcro, a drunken lunatic raving at you and getting in your face isn’t enough of a cause for concern to justify using violence against him. Maybe the black guy should’ve waited to see if this lush had a knife on him. Joe is a fucking dunderhead.
A jokes a joke, but does everything have to be about race with him? A piece of shit racist. I wonder who he hates more, the black guys in these scummy videos, or the black guys with qualifications, careers, ambition etc that make him feel inadequate.
Him and ant have both bragged about various fights Joe has been in. They're snore than likely lying but still. This hypocritical coon is bitching about a black person doing something that he himself has bragged about doing. I really don't like him.
It gets glossed over that he weighed 125-140 lbs his entire adult life until he was 40 years old. Then he had 2 heart attacks and went straight to 240lbs of pure fat. Never any athleticism, never any muscle (look at his girly legs in the 4th of July pic from the 80s), never in any biker gangs, never did anything in the military besides cook and clean real men's messes.
The average 15 year old male would beat the fuck out of both Cumias at the same time in less than 20 seconds.
42 comments
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-03-02
My take? Nobody cares, fatbody.
1 Jungies 2019-03-02
Joe's take is, as always, about 60k a year from Anthony.
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2019-03-02
WAS $60,000 a year! There ain’t no goddamn way in the bovine pasture that ol’ slack jawed, cosplay faggot face is still banking anywhere near that much from Ant. Not only did the absolute stunning loss of millions a year abruptly end, but Embezzelin’ Keith is making good goddamn sure that it’s his open pocket in front of what trickles out of the once golden money faucet now while Joe riffles through his storage unit and sells his dog shit, dirt cheep Chinese model “guit” collection and worthless fender practice amps etc. because I’m %100 positive Joe thought the gravy train would never run out of tracks and he wouldn’t need to bank or invest any of it.
1 Skip4play 2019-03-02
Joe has never and will never knock anyone out.
1 Kurt_Love 2019-03-02
It gets glossed over that he weighed 125-140 lbs his entire adult life until he was 40 years old. Then he had 2 heart attacks and went straight to 240lbs of pure fat. Never any athleticism, never any muscle (look at his girly legs in the 4th of July pic from the 80s), never in any biker gangs, never did anything in the military besides cook and clean real men's messes.
The average 15 year old male would beat the fuck out of both Cumias at the same time in less than 20 seconds.
1 Skip4play 2019-03-02
Makes you wonder if he has just been around smaller guys. So he is the "big" guy in the group. You are right, he has never looked threatening even with tough guy costume. Even more of a sissy in the earlier pics. I think he tries be loud and obnoxious in hopes that nobody calls him on it. He doesnt realize that he on the tail end of life and pretty much any swinging dick out there could put him in traction. Plus its probably a felony to fight someone his age.
1 TheUserRedditBanned 2019-03-02
I know somebody like this. Coincidentally also a crack smoker.
1 BlackManMoan 2019-03-02
He was whining that he was being discriminated against because he's a baby boomer. Anyone who punches him he would immediately cry that the person is a pussy because they punched an old man.
1 BlackManMoan 2019-03-02
You forgot to mention he was smoking crack in the 80's, but he doesn't like to call it that because only "those people" do that.
1 absultedpr 2019-03-02
Crack smoking ghetto niggers , of any color
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-03-02
he used to beat up Colin Quinn’s cousin down in ronconcama aka “the conc”
1 [deleted] 2019-03-02
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1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-03-02
Sir, you are misspelling the quaint village of Ronkonkoma
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-03-02
aka "the Konk"
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-02
"My take?"
Oh fuck you.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-03-02
Now that I have Retard Joe Cumia's "take" I can finally begin my day, knowing that Joe has it all figured out for me.
1 flibbovic 2019-03-02
Collins cousin must have slipped when he got beat up by this pussy.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-03-02
If it's one of his cousins that was on Cop Show they are small men.
1 Sternacthegreat 2019-03-02
You are forgetting that Joe Cumia has retard strength.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-03-02
Does he? I thought he only had retard brain and floppy tits.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-03-02
Joe is the one person in his family where nobody cares what he thinks or has to say and so his only outlet is social media. SAD!
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-03-02
Hahahaha you can't make this shit up.
1 absultedpr 2019-03-02
That’s how joe proves he’s not a racist. “Ghetto monkeys , of any color “ Fucking transparent bafoon
1 nainaneleven 2019-03-02
Can anyone find the video this yammering idiot is referring to? I’ve looked through that DJ’s page and it’s just a bunch of shitty viral videos and low-resolution #riseandgrind memes.
1 bovinebrain 2019-03-02
Looked into it and found the video Joe watched:
https://i.imgur.com/gXdb6tX.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUsFdWV3fqM
1 nainaneleven 2019-03-02
So so so so according to Samcro, a drunken lunatic raving at you and getting in your face isn’t enough of a cause for concern to justify using violence against him. Maybe the black guy should’ve waited to see if this lush had a knife on him. Joe is a fucking dunderhead.
1 BradyStoneheart 2019-03-02
“Talking shit about my mama”
1 mustard_and_eggs 2019-03-02
A jokes a joke, but does everything have to be about race with him? A piece of shit racist. I wonder who he hates more, the black guys in these scummy videos, or the black guys with qualifications, careers, ambition etc that make him feel inadequate.
I guess he has more in common with the former.
1 DonkeyPunch19 2019-03-02
Fuck off with this SJW shit.
1 josephjeremiah 2019-03-02
This was after someone sent Joe a clip from 80s sitcom Family Ties that had had to do with racism and teenage bullying.
1 bovinebrain 2019-03-02
I think you're giving Joe too much credit. My guess is he saw the trailer for "Creed".
1 BlackManMoan 2019-03-02
Look out guys, we've got a badass over here!
1 KYGGyokusai 2019-03-02
my take is that I can sidestep his punch and give him a wicked headbutt before I start stamping his ribs with my foot
1 DonkeyPunch19 2019-03-02
What's the issue exactly? He has a point.
1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-03-02
He is literally incapable of going more than a day without some retarded rant about black people or liberals. What a fucking dickhead
1 IamTheFluffiestBun 2019-03-02
Joe gags on black cock at the Big Apple Ranch, this is a highly elaborate camouflage attempt
The lady doth protest too much, methinks
1 FAGGOT-FAGGOT 2019-03-02
You can’t take this madi gras faggot seriously with a profile picture like that.
1 nice_looper_stupid 2019-03-02
Yeah, you’ll knock someone out with your frail fists. Suuuuure
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-03-02
why post this?
1 Rum_Raisin_Relapse 2019-03-02
"UNJUSTLY" Joe used both all caps and quotations. All bets are off!
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-03-02
Him and ant have both bragged about various fights Joe has been in. They're snore than likely lying but still. This hypocritical coon is bitching about a black person doing something that he himself has bragged about doing. I really don't like him.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-03-02
My take? As if anyone asked him, or has ever cared what he had to say about anything.
1 Kurt_Love 2019-03-02
It gets glossed over that he weighed 125-140 lbs his entire adult life until he was 40 years old. Then he had 2 heart attacks and went straight to 240lbs of pure fat. Never any athleticism, never any muscle (look at his girly legs in the 4th of July pic from the 80s), never in any biker gangs, never did anything in the military besides cook and clean real men's messes.
The average 15 year old male would beat the fuck out of both Cumias at the same time in less than 20 seconds.
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-03-02
he used to beat up Colin Quinn’s cousin down in ronconcama aka “the conc”