Borg beefers (the second biggest travesty in the history of the world is these never being revealed to the world, second only to Secretary beefers in Mad Men)

5  2019-03-02 by maynardsabeast

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Who downvotes beautiful tits? Reveal yourself gay man!

Kate Mulgrew must lurk this sub. Apparently she got really jealous about how much attention 7 was getting and started to hate her.

She was great. Wasn’t there some scandal with her politician husband and having weird orgies or something?

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Yes. I’ve heard Mullen talk about it. I briefly looked it up and there was shit about it in their divorce papers

He wanted to take her to swinger clubs and fuck her there, if I recall

The Mad Men secretary’s I bet are of the be careful what you wish for variety. Once unveiled you wish they had stayed under wraps.

Very true. Worth the risk though. It’s just flat out wrong for her to withhold them from the world. She must be a terribly selfish person who only cares about herself. Like really, the only other person who get to experience God’s masterpiece is the “snozbereies taste like snozbereies guy”. What a cruel fucking world. If it wasn’t Friday night and it was Mon-Wed I’d probably kill my self right now over this

For sure they're not going to be Playboy level. She's was in her mid 30s then. No way the total package isn't delicious though.

Judging by her choice of husband, I'm very skeptical

I masturbated to 7 of 9 when I was a child. And right now.

Same. I used to jack to her and I used to jack to Fiona Apples Criminal video which is really weird cuz it looks like a drug left. Actually it’s not weird cuz to this day there’s no place I’d rather be then a drug orgy and I’ve also been turned on by the “heroin chic” look and photographers like Terry richsddsons work

Do ..... do you wanna come around some time? Hang out and watch some stuff from the 90s... ?

Hell yeah brother. Celebrity death match and Madtv. Jncos and Goldeneye on n64. And then some closeted gay sex that we don’t tell anyone cuz it’s still looked down and oddly upon by most people. I’ll make sure to bring my self titled Sublime cd and my Melancholy and the Infinite Sadness double disc

Ffs man. Is this amateur hour? You never discuss the inevitable gay sex, even between us. We pretend that its not a hook up, then hook up and act all 'crazy shit, dunno how that happened. im not a homo or nothing'. And then we blast some PUSA and hot swap Goldeneye.

I would like like to hot swap the syringe from Michael Clayton into your neck.

Don't Google what she looks like now; you can't unsee it. I'll just describe her as looking like a clean-shaven Frank Gallagher from the U.S. reboot of Shameless. Granted, not terrible compared to most 50 year-old women, but I immediately thought of William H Macy.

Time is a mother fucker. Everything that was once beautiful becomes ugly and everything that was once cool or talented becomes a parody of itself. It really bums me out to see the women I used to shank off to become unattractive and all my favorite bands and rappers get shitty and weird. And if the most beautiful and cool people in the world become this gross and embarrassing what does it mean for creatures like us regular joes? FUCK

Same. I used to jack to her and I used to jack to Fiona Apples Criminal video which is really weird cuz it looks like a drug left. Actually it’s not weird cuz to this day there’s no place I’d rather be then a drug orgy and I’ve also been turned on by the “heroin chic” look and photographers like Terry richsddsons work

Time is a mother fucker. Everything that was once beautiful becomes ugly and everything that was once cool or talented becomes a parody of itself. It really bums me out to see the women I used to shank off to become unattractive and all my favorite bands and rappers get shitty and weird. And if the most beautiful and cool people in the world become this gross and embarrassing what does it mean for creatures like us regular joes? FUCK