My wife was just in a car accident.
24 2019-03-02 by youarenottheguy68
Emergencies called and said she has about an hour before she dies, as her injuries were too major.
I could go say goodbye to her one last time, but I dont want to be sad. Id rather play video games instead.
Shes hopped up on pain killers anyway, so it wouldnt really be her, you know?
29 comments
1 Betamaxdromes 2019-03-02
Link to her guestbook?
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-03-02
Im gonna jump the gun here, and assume she was a saint on ert, you can fill that one in from me, Iv gotta get back to work
1 DentureChomp1488 2019-03-02
Mike Francessa?
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-03-02
Congratulations.
1 Babykiller138 2019-03-02
Nice dying wife,stupid.
1 JimandFred 2019-03-02
you gonna sleep in tomorrow?
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-03-02
I feel your pain brotherman. understandably, the natural reaction, is to post your thoughts to social media,more specifically, to a subreddit of a radio show that has been off the air for many years.
1 3sharpies2many 2019-03-02
Any beefers or dumper pics of her you want to share in these trying times?
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-03-02
Naturally, Ill follow suite, when my closest relatives pass, Ill be sure to post upskirt pics
1 unknowkid96 2019-03-02
A faggot post that tickle me ribs helps
1 Vulgardervish 2019-03-02
Have your big oaf brother say she died long before the accident on Facebook.
1 -AnonymousDouche 2019-03-02
And also trash her political beliefs in his first post after her death
1 Vulgardervish 2019-03-02
I would physically attack my older brother if he said what Joe said on Facebook, of all places. That is hands down the stupidest and most enraging thing I've observed of Joe Cumia.
1 evil-nick 2019-03-02
did you Troy quan her?
1 of_lower_stock 2019-03-02
What are you gonna do, go see the person who USED to be your wife? You've got so many good memories, why would you INSERT this sad shit? Why would you want that?
1 Not_Anthwan 2019-03-02
If you didn't have kids you weren't really married anyway. Marriage without kids is just dating. So who cares
1 TedBacon 2019-03-02
Please be sure to post pics of the kids playing games on their tablet in front of her casket
1 i69withmarion 2019-03-02
Getting a Patton Oswalt vibe here.
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-03-02
How’s the car?
1 Psych555 2019-03-02
But what are her political views?
1 OmarBarksdale 2019-03-02
Tom, I'll need a ride home.
1 crookedmile 2019-03-02
I just hope that she wasn't trying to surprise you with a new soundbar
1 deumae 2019-03-02
How much for the kidneys?
1 ThcBlueAwning 2019-03-02
Do you have an underage girlfriend you could be fucking instead?
1 Dennyislife 2019-03-02
Post the local news story or I believe you are full of bunkum
1 Billyassman 2019-03-02
Patton?
1 CokeFloatsInMaCup 2019-03-02
Mel had a similar experience
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-03-02
If anyone gives you shit about it, just giggle, hug yourself and repeat the last thing they said to you all quizzically, like you've never pondered the idea before.
1 nointernetforyou 2019-03-02
Just won the lottery my friend. Enjoy the good life.