My wife was just in a car accident.

24  2019-03-02 by youarenottheguy68

Emergencies called and said she has about an hour before she dies, as her injuries were too major.

I could go say goodbye to her one last time, but I dont want to be sad. Id rather play video games instead.

Shes hopped up on pain killers anyway, so it wouldnt really be her, you know?

29 comments

Link to her guestbook?

Im gonna jump the gun here, and assume she was a saint on ert, you can fill that one in from me, Iv gotta get back to work

gotta get back to work.

Mike Francessa?

Congratulations.

Nice dying wife,stupid.

you gonna sleep in tomorrow?

I feel your pain brotherman. understandably, the natural reaction, is to post your thoughts to social media,more specifically, to a subreddit of a radio show that has been off the air for many years.

Any beefers or dumper pics of her you want to share in these trying times?

Naturally, Ill follow suite, when my closest relatives pass, Ill be sure to post upskirt pics

A faggot post that tickle me ribs helps

Have your big oaf brother say she died long before the accident on Facebook.

And also trash her political beliefs in his first post after her death

I would physically attack my older brother if he said what Joe said on Facebook, of all places. That is hands down the stupidest and most enraging thing I've observed of Joe Cumia.

did you Troy quan her?

What are you gonna do, go see the person who USED to be your wife? You've got so many good memories, why would you INSERT this sad shit? Why would you want that?

If you didn't have kids you weren't really married anyway. Marriage without kids is just dating. So who cares

Please be sure to post pics of the kids playing games on their tablet in front of her casket

Getting a Patton Oswalt vibe here.

How’s the car?

But what are her political views?

Tom, I'll need a ride home.

I just hope that she wasn't trying to surprise you with a new soundbar

How much for the kidneys?

Do you have an underage girlfriend you could be fucking instead?

Post the local news story or I believe you are full of bunkum

Patton?

Mel had a similar experience

If anyone gives you shit about it, just giggle, hug yourself and repeat the last thing they said to you all quizzically, like you've never pondered the idea before.

Just won the lottery my friend. Enjoy the good life.