I know you assholes like to "own" people and so do I, that's why I came to the right place! Like I always say, you need dirty deeds... done dirt cheap!
"I'm not a social media user. I don't know dick about the internet. I asked myself where could I go for help to organize something like that? The 0&A subreddit!" ~ Real 16yr old teenager
Even less tact than Jussie smollett. Ive joked before that even Joe couldn't fake a story that poorly but once again he proves be wrong. This man's unique idiocy truly shakes reality.
And a 16 year old fucking always says “I want to reiterate...” Shit, 16 year olds say “reiterate” almost as much as “like” and “ummm” etc. Joe, take your latest knock off Chinese model strat with a bolt on neck and unbolt it and shove it head stock first all the way up your stupid nigger faggot asshole, you cosplaying cunt. #JoeIsAStu-idNiggerInCaseYouDidn’tKnow
You know it's a lie because he's getting into details nobody cares about. If I were desperate (and retarded, jobless and fat) I'd write:
Yo dude, I'm looking to fuck with someone on FB anonymously, help me out.
something I noticed: people who say "I'll keep this brief" always ramble and drone on without exception. it's as if they've been attacked for being ramblers their whole life so they know to preemtively apologize for it but now how to stop doing it
"My chums and I think it would be quite corking if you'd aid us in badgering this scallywag and sullying his reputation amongst the townfolk. Kindly contact me with your internet machine if interested, ta-ta!"
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That’s what I’m saying. Although I was told that to be a Millennial you had to be between 10-20 when 9/11 happened. That’s not the new gen now, so I figured that what’s you were talking Amit
I couldn't stop reading! He should have ghost written Nanas book. This was the funniest thing to come from the mind of a cumia yet. Even if unintentionally.
I know I got into Jocktober when I was 6, I would come home from school, grab an ice cream at the local parlour and kick back to some Terry Clifford beatings.
what would be the angle anyway? to get the sub to harass someone so he could have evidence to justify getting it shut down? did they even post a link or username to the FB they're talking about?
What are those police called that look at the writings of a killer and figure out who they are?
You definitely wouldn't need one of them to figure out Joe wrote this soliloquy. His retarded hand is all over the place. Joe would accidentally sign an anonymous note and then just try and scribble over it.
Every good lie pitch comes with a long winded repetitive back story to make sure you come off like an innocent helpless person just looking for some help.
honestly, he could do a free show and if only people from this sub watch he could profit. As long as he does it cheap and doesn't sink all is assets into a news studio in his house, a failing podcast network & his 2 rentals in the city (the studio & his apartment which he's behind on payments)
I'm a racist, but I'm not a fucking asshole. Just because I believe in separate countries doesn't mean I want to be nasty or horrible towards somebody personally. See, this is why Joe is scum. I'm sure he has a bunch of "black friends", but he's just a fucking asshole.
Why would I troll some poor black dude on facebook just trying to live his life, when I can troll a retarded "white" boomer who deserves it. Nobodies going through the trouble of setting up an ethno-state to keep you around, Joe.
This is something I struggle to understand, I've seen alot of racism that comes from ignorant minded people who know no better, I myself am not a lover of some certain groups who have migrated to my country, But I understand that having a pre conceived judgement of those people would be totally ignorant, You openly admit to a seperate state/countries and being a racist, But you also seem a very reasonable person, Don't know if I have a point here but maybe just interested to your insight and why you feel so strong about skin colour?
To be fair, this is probably the most clever thing Joe has done. There's actually a layer of of deception and some Sun Tzu "get the enemy to destroy itself" planning in there.
It's still retarded on even a grade schooler level, but credit where credit is due for Joe.
It's part of his genius plan to infiltrate our private club. He wants to become one of the guy. Eventually one of our leaders will take notice of him and take the "kid" under his wing and teach him the ins and outs of our organization and how we operate. Eventually he will gain their trust enough to learn their true identity and THAT'S when Joe will finally have them and then he will be able to bring down the entire operation. It's some real undercover Donnie Brasco type shit.
I'm wild smacked, but I came back just to re-read this thread and said aloud "How do you explain this shit?". You can't without sounding fucking insane
The funny thing is, this is pretty much Joe and Ant's real life story.
Joe is just channeling what he still wishes he could do to the black dude that was slapping around, piping, and eventually would dip out on ole Ro Cumio all those years ago.
"I'm not a social media user. I don't know dick about the internet. I asked myself where could I go for help to organize something like that? The 0&A subreddit!" ~ Real 16yr old teenager
Hole. Lee. Shit... The fucking epicly endless abyss of stupidity that is this attempt....
"I'm 16 and don't think I could win a fight against an elderly man" -only a 50 something plus would think that he'd be intimidating to someone who's 16 which id of retirement age from most legitimate gangs.
"I'm 16 and there's been high speed internet on cellphones longer than ive been alive, dial up was antiquated before i could walk, but i don't know how to use this INTERWEBS thing and don't use social media which means I've never left my house or had a single friend but somehow was gone when my "mom" got "beaten" but I knew to come to the subreddit of a show that died before i got my first boner and i would never find or hear of because again, I don't kniw anything about this internet people talk about"
"I know you guys who make fun of those racist Cumias all the time but will love to attack this black guy"
Its all the most brainless fucking thing ever written. And not a single word a 16 year old would actually use. Somehow he's too dumb to even attempt to come across as someone who graduated 10th grade this year.
so, Is he attempting to create a honey pot using a fake black guy account that he will be able to get OandA subreddit users facebook accounts with or something? I don't understand the tactic here.
And you held out on us? I'm truly a little hurt. I think I died a little inside knowing that because you, being our leader and organizer whom I love dearly, held this information back preventing us from being able to racially attack some random persons Facebook page and help 16 year old billy get the revenge he needed to let his mom hold her head high. How dare you kind sir
That's it. Everything else is people complaining about being banned, people complained about others NOT being banned, asking for early approval, and messages calling us faggots.
u/ILoveYouJohnnyCakes Comment always trying to get others banned???? u suck no one likes u johnny maybe u should be the one getting banned....💕🐈🎀🍦🍭🐥⛄🎠👙🌷🍒
HAHA Roe got her pussy pounded by a nig nog n then her head pounded by that same nig as Joe n Nana just stood by and cried like that little faggots they are
These old foogeys have never once "owned" us, if anything they end up looking like dumb assholes everytime. Why are they so fucking stupid? How did that bovine brained simpleton think this would work out? What was the goal? To call us pathetic in a roundabout way? I really hope that the sheer magnitude of his stupidity dawns on him in his final moments.
God Damnit I'm just as big of a queer for typing all this out.
I dont get why he would send this to you? is he trying to get everybody here to attack somebody facebook so he has evidence of everybody doing it so the sub gets shut down ?? I dont understand the context here
This Shawn was brought to trial. The judge sentenced him to three years in prison, and suspended the sentence. Suspended sentence! He went free that very day! I stood in the courtroom like a fool, and that bastard, he smiled at me. Then I said to my mom, 'For justice, we must go to O&A subreddit.'
I don't get it, so he wants this sub's inimitable autismo-photoshop skills to create disparaging pictures of some black guy? You should say ok and just see what he suggests.
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Him trying to organize an attack to report the sub is almost too clever. This Mo Mo waa thinking we'd attack a phony page with our personal FB's so he could dox everyone.
Joe is like a retarded five year old drawing all over the kitchen walls with a crayon as soon as mommy's back is turned. The fact that THIS is the fat flabby flaccid scumbag's "master plan" proves beyond any reasonable doubt that Retard Joe Cumia is EVEN DUMBER than previously assumed, which just totally boggles the mind.
What is his intent here? To get back at someone? You should find out who it is and then kindly alert said fellow that Joe The Cow Eye Cumia is planning on harassing him!
Joe has nothing better to do than make up a fake 16 yr old?
This is actually extremely depressing. I think a part of my soul died while reading it. How unfathomably stupid. I 100% believe it is Joe. What’s the point? I guess if he could show that the sub organized to attack someone’s fb page he could report it or something?
Agonizing to read to competition. Tuning it out after a few sentences becomes an involuntary reflex. Your mind recoils and automatically skims through, to deprive it of cognitive dignification. Irrational disregard for paragraphing.
Man, I have been away for a while. I come back, and fucking retard is acting fucking retarded. Like, this wile e coyote motherfucker is gonna have one more fucking crack at this son of a bitch road runner. Ever notice that it was only ever wile e coyote who went after road runner? All the smarter characters didn't bother.
Stop being fucking pathetic Joe. Your impotence shames everybody born with testicles.
Thank god this dummy keeps at it. Joe's provided me more entertainment in the last two months alone than any show I've watched or video game I've played ever.
"I'll try to keep this brief"
"long story short"
"he is MIA"
Nobody under 50 says any of these things.
I've also never heard a young person seek tech advice from anyone older than them. It's always the older person seeking help.
The overall length was a massive giveaway
Dear Sirs and Madams, my name is Johnny but I feel like we're all freinds here, so call me what my freinds call me too, Little Johnny. Please be advised I am just turned 16 years old and I need your HELP. This regards a local egg provider and several wicker baskets. My story starts nigh-unto-a-fortnight where this JERK of a boss was anything but kind and let's just say I was ready to bust that sunuvabitches balls, I tell ya! Needless to be said, this jerk demanded I begin COUNTING his fucking eggs before they plopped out of the ole chicken poop shoot. NOT RAD! In fact, it was not rad at all. NOT! Keep in mind, I, Little Johnny, am but 16 years old and THUS your help is apprecaited got it? Okay good!
The sole purpose of most of them is to make the viewer feel better about themselves. "Hoarders", "90 Day Fiance", that's why we watch.
This is so much better because it's just so absurd. Like, how can anyone be this stupid? Larry David couldn't come up with a better story than this, it's fantastic.
Someone should have agreed to do it, Just so we could learn who Shawn the black man is, and what his relationship to Joe is. It has to be someone he knows, so he can have access to all the hatemail and Facebook comments that he thought we would provide. It's too late now, he has seen this, but I'm sure we could find out in a few minutes anyway , Joe is a bit slow and predictable.
I'm pretty sure if some guy fucked and beat my mom's ass, I'd have the guts to photoshop his pics and call him out publicly/roast him myself. Nice try BroJoe. Just when I think he couldn't possibly be any dumber...
Pardon my profound retardation, but the point of him sending this was to bait you into doing something that would get the sub permanently suspended, right?
Is trying to incite something like this on somebody's facebook a crime? A possible hate crime? Conspiracy to commit a hate crime? Does anyone know? Either way. Joe Cumia is the most insabe person involved in the O&A world. This is actually scary.
Also, noooo police would file a report without arresting the man! When my ex beat me, my dumbass begged the cops not the arrest him and they still did.
I'm 18 and the only way I know O&A is through YouTube. If a 16 year old is supposed to know O&A, that in and of itself shows they would know more than "dick" about how the internet works. God Joe is a fucking dolt.
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1 SomervilleDan 2019-03-01
HAHA HOLEE SHIT!
1 Itllbeceesh 2019-03-01
Wow you make for such a believable 16 year old Joe. You really do.
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-03-01
As soon as he said "I'll try to keep this brief" then typed an essay I knew it was Brother Blow
1 Attonitus1 2019-03-01
"I want it to hurt when this CUNT sees his FB page." He literally can't resist giving himself away by unnecessary capitalization.
1 ManbadFerrara 2019-03-01
I dunno, "the pictures of this guy on his FB are a plenty!" does sound like something a 16-year-old would say.
1 AxelSpott 2019-03-01
"I'd love to get this guy myself" yup definitely Joe. I'm just shocked he didn't use any KISS song lyrics that are so hip with the youth
1 TriangleDimes 2019-03-01
I know you assholes like to "own" people and so do I, that's why I came to the right place! Like I always say, you need dirty deeds... done dirt cheap!
1 Antlovessue 2019-03-01
I'm 16 years old and I've "been a fanboy my whole life" of some obscure shockjocks that haven't even been on the air in 5 years
1 basedmattnigga7 2019-03-01
He started listening when he was 11. I doubt Joe understands math.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-03-01
A coworker of mine introduced me to talk radio when I was in college, and I would only listen to it in the car because it was so embarrassing to do.
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-03-01
Beige should accept the request and document it for his next special.
1 AxelSpott 2019-03-01
I think he read about his new doc chapter coming out and just wanted to give some fresh material
1 crookedmile 2019-03-01
"I'm not a social media user. I don't know dick about the internet. I asked myself where could I go for help to organize something like that? The 0&A subreddit!" ~ Real 16yr old teenager
1 anonimescu 2019-03-01
Hey we help all people aged 8 to 80. As long as they have fat tits.
1 dmix 2019-03-01
What 16yr old calls using Reddit being a ‘social media user’. Let alone messages a massive block of text to random strangers.
Every 16yr old I know has grown up texting (even most 30yr olds grew up IMing) and doesn’t speak anything like this
1 blarneygreengrass 2019-03-01
Also, what 16-year-old uses the phrase "I don't know dick."
1 NotallSJWs 2019-03-01
One that was asked if she knows who sent her an ipad by her angry step dad named Dick.
1 lifeobenreilly 2019-03-01
One who's very familiar with it.
1 NotallSJWs 2019-03-01
I'm considered verbose and that's only because I use up almost all the characters when I tweet. Joe is writing like hes mailing a letter
1 AxelSpott 2019-03-01
*"Im not a social media user.... So i was looking at his Facebook page"
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2019-03-01
So so so so so so
1 wife_swamp 2019-03-01
im 16 and the one thing i love is a radio show from 20 years ago chock full of references to shitty movies from 40 years before i was born
1 DeathChron 2019-03-01
Jussie Smollett level lying
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-03-01
Even less tact than Jussie smollett. Ive joked before that even Joe couldn't fake a story that poorly but once again he proves be wrong. This man's unique idiocy truly shakes reality.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-01
And skin color
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2019-03-01
And a 16 year old fucking always says “I want to reiterate...” Shit, 16 year olds say “reiterate” almost as much as “like” and “ummm” etc. Joe, take your latest knock off Chinese model strat with a bolt on neck and unbolt it and shove it head stock first all the way up your stupid nigger faggot asshole, you cosplaying cunt. #JoeIsAStu-idNiggerInCaseYouDidn’tKnow
1 GKChestbrahson 2019-03-01
The names Chip Chipperson in case you didn't know, this is my show and it's fawkin' hilarious!
1 NotallSJWs 2019-03-01
Chip stole all our dough and its fucking nefarious
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-03-01
Way to keep it brief, stupid
1 crookedmile 2019-03-01
You know it's a lie because he's getting into details nobody cares about. If I were desperate (and retarded, jobless and fat) I'd write: Yo dude, I'm looking to fuck with someone on FB anonymously, help me out.
1 dmix 2019-03-01
This line really stood out:
So this guy posts pictures to his personal FB account? What a useful piece of information.
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-03-01
something I noticed: people who say "I'll keep this brief" always ramble and drone on without exception. it's as if they've been attacked for being ramblers their whole life so they know to preemtively apologize for it but now how to stop doing it
1 AmberBeard 2019-03-01
Did Joe just do the "How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?" meme in person?
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-03-01
"My chums and I think it would be quite corking if you'd aid us in badgering this scallywag and sullying his reputation amongst the townfolk. Kindly contact me with your internet machine if interested, ta-ta!"
1 johnnyroberts 2019-03-01
Gaslighted as fuuuuuuuck
1 Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-03-01
u/oldboyz, comment?
1 Tom_Stall 2019-03-01
/u/0ldb0yz
1 gayjohn75 2019-03-01
Further proof of boomer idiocy: he verified his email.
1 Carolsbustedmug 2019-03-01
Rookie mistake
1 ilumty 2019-03-01
the email linked to his account is [email protected]
1 ShartingOutYourCunts 2019-03-01
how can you tell?
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1 gayjohn75 2019-03-01
LOL he has a post from 11 years ago, when he was 5 years old
1 TedBacon 2019-03-01
Greetings, fellow millennial! I just got done playing those damn video games, and was wondering if we could get woke on the Snapchat together!
1 deumae 2019-03-01
Aloha hepcat, what say you we get these bongos arumblin'?
1 AxelSpott 2019-03-01
Wanna groove on this doobie ya jive turkey? I just want to rock and roll all night and party every day
1 yabbadabbadough 2019-03-01
"Hey Daddy-O! Know where I can score some good tea? I've got plenty of bread, so there shouldn't be any hassle, man!"
1 MonsterSteve 2019-03-01
This Bud Light is litty as fuck!
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-03-01
Isn’t it Gen Z at this point?
1 Mr4z1 2019-03-01
Millennial is a catch all term, last time I checked it included everybody from 1980-something to whenever.
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-03-01
That’s what I’m saying. Although I was told that to be a Millennial you had to be between 10-20 when 9/11 happened. That’s not the new gen now, so I figured that what’s you were talking Amit
1 RealTonySchiavone 2019-03-01
Also, I was hoping to score some Fortnite! Hit me up yolo!
1 late_50s_why 2019-03-01
Mark ass brownie
1 NotallSJWs 2019-03-01
No one under 20 knows what yolo means
1 Mr4z1 2019-03-01
Pretty good odds that was the joke.
1 lespaul84 2019-03-01
Perhaps you could spit in my mouth.
1 AxelSpott 2019-03-01
Like the kids all say, "up your nose with a rubber hose!"
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-03-01
Nobody in the world will finish reading that and I genuinely tried
1 i69withmarion 2019-03-01
I believe you, you would tell us if you did.
1 kingship75 2019-03-01
If he lied to us, that'd be a real motherfucker.
1 AxelSpott 2019-03-01
I couldn't stop reading! He should have ghost written Nanas book. This was the funniest thing to come from the mind of a cumia yet. Even if unintentionally.
1 Nutrig 2019-03-01
It's weird, his posts actually hurt to read. They're an enormous struggle. He's truly something else. An absolutely breathtaking individual.
1 Air_Rangoon 2019-03-01
I have 25 pms I've never looked at because I assume they're all Joe and Logan Lynn acting weird.
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-03-01
Get over yourself
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-03-01
It's most likely people just calling you a faggot, faggot.
1 i69withmarion 2019-03-01
I'm gonna send you one called 'you are a faggot', so you will have 26.
1 Jungies 2019-03-01
I'm finding this all completely believable, particularly the bit about looking for fans of a radio show that ended when he was twelve for help.
Oh, and if he's listening to it on YouTube, of course he'd look for help here not there or Wackbag.
1 TungstenShit 2019-03-01
Read this whole thing in Joe's voice. There's no way he didn't write this.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-01
How did you figure out this is Joe? You know how those 16 year olds are with their O&A fandom and bewilderment at how to use the Internet.
1 i69withmarion 2019-03-01
I know I got into Jocktober when I was 6, I would come home from school, grab an ice cream at the local parlour and kick back to some Terry Clifford beatings.
1 ilumty 2019-03-01
the account is 11 years old, so the person had to have been 5 when they made it
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-03-01
what would be the angle anyway? to get the sub to harass someone so he could have evidence to justify getting it shut down? did they even post a link or username to the FB they're talking about?
1 ledge9999 2019-03-01
But there are no unnecessary capitalization or quotes.
1 insertclevereference 2019-03-01
Ah, the old "a black guy beat my mother so let's crash his facebook page and call him a nigger" ploy.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-03-01
We just digitally lynched you, nigger. Courtesy of Reddit.com/opieandanthony
1 urprobsmkemydicksoft 2019-03-01
this is flavor country
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2019-03-01
ruizing
1 Mr4z1 2019-03-01
Nice inside voice, stupid.
1 PlugsandLifts 2019-03-01
He’s bizarrely stupid. An idiot in the 1950s clinical sense.
1 Sunfl0werW1tch 2019-03-01
"Bizarrely stupid" is a fantastic description I'm going to try to add to my regular vernacular now. Thank you!
1 DryTeeth 2019-03-01
1950s IQ classifications were hilarious. When a diagnosis could be: Idiot, Imbecile, or Moron
Joe really is a case-study for the "feeble-minded, dull, high-functional imbeciles".
Despite his disabilities - the Low IQ, genetics, and his inexplicable sense of intellectual superiority to anyone else in the room...
Joe does OK for himself in face of these disabilities: ties those Air Monarchs himself -- has a debit card -- does his own grocery shopping.
1 Skip4play 2019-03-01
Stopped reading at " Long story short".
Spit it out you meandering idiot.
1 dmix 2019-03-01
The 14th time he reminded us he doesn’t know how to use the social media and internet really hit the point home for me.
1 i69withmarion 2019-03-01
Jussie Smollett level of planning here.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2019-03-01
But by a swarthier character.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-01
They were screaming "This is FAGA country!"
1 ManbadFerrara 2019-03-01
So is he trying to entrap you in a Reddit-based personal harassment campaign? False Flag Joe over here.
1 jsnoots 2019-03-01
What are those police called that look at the writings of a killer and figure out who they are?
You definitely wouldn't need one of them to figure out Joe wrote this soliloquy. His retarded hand is all over the place. Joe would accidentally sign an anonymous note and then just try and scribble over it.
1 lifeobenreilly 2019-03-01
A profiler.
A term Joe can't even spell.
1 verystableretard 2019-03-01
‘Forensic Linguistics’ was coined by the guy that caught the unabomber. That miniseries was good.
1 SueFuckedAnt 2019-03-01
Any tl;dr? It's so long
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-01
tl;dr Joe Cumia is astonishingly retarded
1 FecklessKing 2019-03-01
Again.
1 LaphogWizard 2019-03-01
Dude, this is fucking pathetic.
1 dmix 2019-03-01
Every good
liepitch comes with a long winded repetitive back story to make sure you come off like an innocent helpless person just looking for some help.1 FuckWheresMyGunFuck 2019-03-01
Teenage kid who doesn't understand the internet and loves Opie and Anthony. I guess if I had the intelligence of a cow I'd fall for it.
1 herosquad 2019-03-01
Just reply back with "SUBPOENA"
1 BergStonewall 2019-03-01
What was he hoping to achieve with this?
1 Carolsbustedmug 2019-03-01
Get us to call someone a nigger so when a club owner as alerted to his racism he could discredit the claims by pointing them to his Facebook
Solid plan
1 BergStonewall 2019-03-01
Ohhh Joe. I hope he covers this on the upcoming RantCast!
1 ThcBlueAwning 2019-03-01
honestly, he could do a free show and if only people from this sub watch he could profit. As long as he does it cheap and doesn't sink all is assets into a news studio in his house, a failing podcast network & his 2 rentals in the city (the studio & his apartment which he's behind on payments)
1 yabbadabbadough 2019-03-01
The studio or the apartment?
1 ThcBlueAwning 2019-03-01
The apartment
1 yabbadabbadough 2019-03-01
Ouch. The lifestyle to which he has become accustomed, is rapidly fading away
1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-03-01
I just figured he found one of his old bullies from school and came here for muscle
"Dis spook is gonna pay me back that tree fiddy...with interest..."
1 AxelSpott 2019-03-01
You arent seeing the big picture, he was trying to get the subreddit to plan a racial attack so it would be shut down
1 yabbadabbadough 2019-03-01
"Spit Swallowin' Joe" is a crafty one, isn't he?
1 TheRealJesseVentura 2019-03-01
I'm a racist, but I'm not a fucking asshole. Just because I believe in separate countries doesn't mean I want to be nasty or horrible towards somebody personally. See, this is why Joe is scum. I'm sure he has a bunch of "black friends", but he's just a fucking asshole.
Why would I troll some poor black dude on facebook just trying to live his life, when I can troll a retarded "white" boomer who deserves it. Nobodies going through the trouble of setting up an ethno-state to keep you around, Joe.
1 Mynanasnortsket 2019-03-01
This is something I struggle to understand, I've seen alot of racism that comes from ignorant minded people who know no better, I myself am not a lover of some certain groups who have migrated to my country, But I understand that having a pre conceived judgement of those people would be totally ignorant, You openly admit to a seperate state/countries and being a racist, But you also seem a very reasonable person, Don't know if I have a point here but maybe just interested to your insight and why you feel so strong about skin colour?
1 BergStonewall 2019-03-01
Sounds like we have an OPEN and HONEST discussion in the works here.
1 Mynanasnortsket 2019-03-01
lmao Yeah I realised my paragraph could have been ghost written by bro Joe, It's just a subject I find interesting
1 Buffphan 2019-03-01
Color
1 itsdeegan 2019-03-01
To be fair, this is probably the most clever thing Joe has done. There's actually a layer of of deception and some Sun Tzu "get the enemy to destroy itself" planning in there.
It's still retarded on even a grade schooler level, but credit where credit is due for Joe.
1 Killgore 2019-03-01
It's part of his genius plan to infiltrate our private club. He wants to become one of the guy. Eventually one of our leaders will take notice of him and take the "kid" under his wing and teach him the ins and outs of our organization and how we operate. Eventually he will gain their trust enough to learn their true identity and THAT'S when Joe will finally have them and then he will be able to bring down the entire operation. It's some real undercover Donnie Brasco type shit.
1 Anarox 2019-03-01
Donnie Retardo
1 JustDandy07 2019-03-01
Get the sub banned for brigading maybe?
1 DrCroccer 2019-03-01
I fucking love this place.
1 crookedmile 2019-03-01
I'm wild smacked, but I came back just to re-read this thread and said aloud "How do you explain this shit?". You can't without sounding fucking insane
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-03-01
That's badass of you, being high & reading a message board
1 ShartingOutYourCunts 2019-03-01
So how goes the photoshopping campaign? How we running with this?
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-03-01
Joe's desperately trying to get his little brother's $5,000 bounty. Get off your tubby ass and get a job, Joe.
1 assreaper 2019-03-01
Posing as a 16 year old girl would be more sympathetic but in the Cumia's case would rise more flags.
1 FecklessKing 2019-03-01
Joe will receive an iPad from Anthony any day now.
1 TARE_ME 2019-03-01
The funny thing is, this is pretty much Joe and Ant's real life story.
Joe is just channeling what he still wishes he could do to the black dude that was slapping around, piping, and eventually would dip out on ole Ro Cumio all those years ago.
1 ShartingOutYourCunts 2019-03-01
This "black guy" is Tranpa right?
1 late_50s_why 2019-03-01
But he hasn't fucked his mom for 5 year
1 MonsterSteve 2019-03-01
A 16 year old who "don't know dick about the internet". Are you from North Korea Joe?
1 yabbadabbadough 2019-03-01
Very, very.
1 AnferneeCumiyayuh 2019-03-01
Old people and bitches say "reiterate"
1 crookedmile 2019-03-01
"I'm not a social media user. I don't know dick about the internet. I asked myself where could I go for help to organize something like that? The 0&A subreddit!" ~ Real 16yr old teenager
1 wicked_crayfish 2019-03-01
Why is he trying to get this shawn fella attacked? And who would say he got to "fuck" my mom if it was true.
1 AxelSpott 2019-03-01
Hole. Lee. Shit... The fucking epicly endless abyss of stupidity that is this attempt....
"I'm 16 and don't think I could win a fight against an elderly man" -only a 50 something plus would think that he'd be intimidating to someone who's 16 which id of retirement age from most legitimate gangs.
"I'm 16 and there's been high speed internet on cellphones longer than ive been alive, dial up was antiquated before i could walk, but i don't know how to use this INTERWEBS thing and don't use social media which means I've never left my house or had a single friend but somehow was gone when my "mom" got "beaten" but I knew to come to the subreddit of a show that died before i got my first boner and i would never find or hear of because again, I don't kniw anything about this internet people talk about"
"I know you guys who make fun of those racist Cumias all the time but will love to attack this black guy"
Its all the most brainless fucking thing ever written. And not a single word a 16 year old would actually use. Somehow he's too dumb to even attempt to come across as someone who graduated 10th grade this year.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-03-01
A 16 year-old could craft a more believable lie
Goddamn. I love Joe Cumia Sr. His Budweiser soaked cum created two complete retards that give me endless amounts of entertainment.
1 AxelSpott 2019-03-01
"I don't use social media or even know anything about the internets"
Literally seconds before: "I was checking out his Facebook page"
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-03-01
Joe Cumia is a boob
1 GreekIsExtra 2019-03-01
Nice act of cunning subterfuge, Junior Jenkins.
1 ArvelAzamat 2019-03-01
so, Is he attempting to create a honey pot using a fake black guy account that he will be able to get OandA subreddit users facebook accounts with or something? I don't understand the tactic here.
1 Dick_donger 2019-03-01
Ol bovine brain never makes any sense.
1 RobertMugabeIsACrook 2019-03-01
Maybe he thinks some users will use their real Facebook account and he will doxx them?
1 late_50s_why 2019-03-01
He's gonna to give us his own fb account
1 TonyFromLongIsland 2019-03-01
Oldb0yz is the one true thing in that entire mess.
1 LookOutItsMe 2019-03-01
Yeah, I'm sorry but i don't get the endgame je heard in mind. Did you reply?
1 TheToolMan 2019-03-01
We got the same message in the mod mail about a week ago.
1 im_not 2019-03-01
Nobody under the age of 40 uses the expression “I don’t know dick”
1 bludmoster 2019-03-01
Verified. I'm over 50 and still say it.
1 Haunter94 2019-03-01
Joe "I'll try to keep this brief" Cumia
1 BigGreenYamo 2019-03-01
He sent this as Mod mail last week.
1 dmix 2019-03-01
Well, he went to the right place. you guys are our leaders.
Took it straight to management before hitting up the regular posters.
1 i69withmarion 2019-03-01
MY SHOW! No management, no bosses.
1 MonsterSteve 2019-03-01
Ain't it fun?
1 AxelSpott 2019-03-01
And you held out on us? I'm truly a little hurt. I think I died a little inside knowing that because you, being our leader and organizer whom I love dearly, held this information back preventing us from being able to racially attack some random persons Facebook page and help 16 year old billy get the revenge he needed to let his mom hold her head high. How dare you kind sir
1 Shittinonniggers 2019-03-01
You called him a faggot just last week.
1 BigGreenYamo 2019-03-01
Sorry. I had no idea what to say about it.
1 late_50s_why 2019-03-01
Can you tell him just give you a name that's all you are going to say
1 TranthonyRapesKids 2019-03-01
Like that other guy said why the hell didn't you tell us? What other buffoonish shit have you guys gotten from the Kumiyahs?
1 BigGreenYamo 2019-03-01
I was going to bring it up to the other mods, but decided it went better off ignored. Nobody ended up bringing it up.
1 TranthonyRapesKids 2019-03-01
What other shit have they sent you that "went better off ignored"?
1 BigGreenYamo 2019-03-01
That's it. Everything else is people complaining about being banned, people complained about others NOT being banned, asking for early approval, and messages calling us faggots.
1 sarralinn 2019-03-01
u/ILoveYouJohnnyCakes Comment always trying to get others banned???? u suck no one likes u johnny maybe u should be the one getting banned....💕🐈🎀🍦🍭🐥⛄🎠👙🌷🍒
1 praise_st_mel 2019-03-01
Quiet, tubs.
1 TheGh0stOfAbeVigoda 2019-03-01
At least Joe knew enough to create /u/0ldb0yz for this one, and not use /u/futhuhmucker.
He's a digital McGyver.
1 Antlovessue 2019-03-01
"The fact is he got to fuck and then beat my mom and got away with it. " God damn I love joe.
1 TonyBags662 2019-03-01
HAHA Roe got her pussy pounded by a nig nog n then her head pounded by that same nig as Joe n Nana just stood by and cried like that little faggots they are
1 Chaot0407 2019-03-01
This one killed me
1 Silas_Mason 2019-03-01
"...he got to..."
wow.
1 panasonictooth 2019-03-01
"He got to fuck my sister Dawn and it's no fair!"
1 MershComic 2019-03-01
Oh no. Joe what are you doing, man?
1 FullMushroom 2019-03-01
He really is the fat fuck gift that keeps on giving. But please, Joe. Focus on getting that podcast going. We cannot wait.
1 FecklessKing 2019-03-01
It takes time to guilt your brother into setting it up for you.
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-03-01
"I would like the subreddit to publicly and racially attack my mom's ex boyfriend, Barack Obama"
1 cumspaces 2019-03-01
Brother Joe I speaketh your gay name: what was the Big Apple email all about?
1 Spurs_Up 2019-03-01
Not your personal army
1 jizzajam 2019-03-01
1 bludmoster 2019-03-01
That's textbook psychosis.
1 humblebrag 2019-03-01
This shawn character sounds like an alright fella
1 TheRealJesseVentura 2019-03-01
Joseph Smollett
1 JuiceBusters 2019-03-01
Nah, he's a good guy.
1 x-07 2019-03-01
“I’ll keep this brief” 😂😂😂
1 Peckas1 2019-03-01
Report Jenkem Joe to the FBI. Backtrace
1 NGJimmy 2019-03-01
Jesus, Joe.
1 GunpointFarts 2019-03-01
Lol, I’m a 16 year old who doesn’t understand social media. What a dumbass.
1 DryTeeth 2019-03-01
If this is really Joe - this is off the fucking rails. He needs serious psychological help.
1 BrainPainter 2019-03-01
These old foogeys have never once "owned" us, if anything they end up looking like dumb assholes everytime. Why are they so fucking stupid? How did that bovine brained simpleton think this would work out? What was the goal? To call us pathetic in a roundabout way? I really hope that the sheer magnitude of his stupidity dawns on him in his final moments.
God Damnit I'm just as big of a queer for typing all this out.
1 individual02 2019-03-01
He's hit rock bottom.
1 yabbadabbadough 2019-03-01
Head first, it seems.
1 Hxcgrapes 2019-03-01
No plug for Rich Vos?
1 EastSideDan 2019-03-01
Jesus Christ. No 16 year old loves Opie and Anthony.
1 Teppler832 2019-03-01
You can also tell it's Joe because even in his fantasies, his life doesn't extend beyond facebook.
1 chippersan 2019-03-01
I dont get why he would send this to you? is he trying to get everybody here to attack somebody facebook so he has evidence of everybody doing it so the sub gets shut down ?? I dont understand the context here
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-03-01
Thats the only thing i can think of. Lol. He really is so bald so dumb and so fat.
1 Betamaxdromes 2019-03-01
Do you think he removed the shift key and caps lock key from his keyboard so he didn't accidentally capitalize words?
1 RacksDiciprine 2019-03-01
This is the saddest thing Joe has ever done
1 Jackthejew 2019-03-01
No simple feat
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-03-01
This is why we should be sterilizing the retarded.
1 Kevtv 2019-03-01
Joe:
"I'm trying to cosplay as a 16 year-old to infiltrate Reddit."
Also Joe:
"What is a good user name to carry out this clandestine operation? I got it - OldBoyz."
He's the fucking greatest gift. Never ones realizes that fading into obscurity is how all of it actually stops.
Never change, Joe.
1 SpaceEdge 2019-03-01
he also mod mailed this last week.
1 TheWelfareMan 2019-03-01
Wall o' text, not reading that shit
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-03-01
Joe is out of his ever loving mind.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-03-01
Is this joe trying to get the sub to attack a random person so he could have it shut down?
Lol. nice try, fatso..
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-03-01
can you summarize this
1 trollhistoryfilms 2019-03-01
you're right, joe
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-03-01
Careful guys - this may be a ruse.
1 late_50s_why 2019-03-01
Reddit army rise up!!
1 stockiermoth 2019-03-01
Should we bite?
1 randomusername8360 2019-03-01
So, we gonna this kid out bbbbboyz?
1 TyCobbFuckParty 2019-03-01
Sometimes i wish i could explain this place to people. Then i remember that i’m a drunken autistic that bakes bread bowls for a living.
1 lowendranger 2019-03-01
Oh contrare.
1 MrFaversham 2019-03-01
This Shawn was brought to trial. The judge sentenced him to three years in prison, and suspended the sentence. Suspended sentence! He went free that very day! I stood in the courtroom like a fool, and that bastard, he smiled at me. Then I said to my mom, 'For justice, we must go to O&A subreddit.'
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-03-01
The judge sentenced Shawn to be Joe’s butler.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-03-01
He's not a smart man.
1 xxmikekxx 2019-03-01
A 16 year old wouldn't go "behind the scenes". He'd just post "Shawn"'s Facebook page publicly and say "attack this asshole".
1 FloggingTheHorses 2019-03-01
I don't get it, so he wants this sub's inimitable autismo-photoshop skills to create disparaging pictures of some black guy? You should say ok and just see what he suggests.
1 DennisFalcoon 2019-03-01
I cannot believe what I am reading. I suppose Joe is the most likely person to send this but what the fuck is even the point of him doing this?
I kinda hope it is just some random aspie thread lurker who is desperately trying to troll someone for yuks, but even that barely makes sense.
1 JerkyJimmy 2019-03-01
REMINDER: Joe Cumia talked about being a pedophile on TV.
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1 grooljuice 2019-03-01
Come on you guys. You have to be making this shit up. Every week there's something new and retarded that the Cumia's do
1 Anarox 2019-03-01
Infinite source of entertainment. Especially Joe
1 mcb84 2019-03-01
Him trying to organize an attack to report the sub is almost too clever. This Mo Mo waa thinking we'd attack a phony page with our personal FB's so he could dox everyone.
1 Antlovessue 2019-03-01
That's probably what he was thinking.
1 Jackthejew 2019-03-01
His execution needs work is all
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-03-01
Joe is like a retarded five year old drawing all over the kitchen walls with a crayon as soon as mommy's back is turned. The fact that THIS is the fat flabby flaccid scumbag's "master plan" proves beyond any reasonable doubt that Retard Joe Cumia is EVEN DUMBER than previously assumed, which just totally boggles the mind.
1 realister 2019-03-01
hahaha
1 fervt 2019-03-01
"I'm 16 the guy is 48. He can kick my ass probably"
Definitely some of that Cummia bravado shining through.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-03-01
“He rides a Chinese Harley so you know he’s a badass who has seen some shit.”
1 Sunfl0werW1tch 2019-03-01
Yeah Unless they're like, Dwayne Johnson--I'm sure the average 16 year old has the upper hand.
1 TranthonyRapesKids 2019-03-01
“Long story short”
writes a gigantic wall of text with no paragraph breaks
1 brickfacecupboard 2019-03-01
I'm just impressed there's no random capitals other than FB. Good job, Joe!
1 Reaktif 2019-03-01
He's cosplaying this scene from Sons of Anarchy https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/87612442-90f5-452d-9808-3e1fc9f9ccf0
1 Martillo_Valentine 2019-03-01
This can’t be real, is it?
1 debonairgarbage 2019-03-01
Just because we annoy you and your brother doesn't mean we have an issue with all black people, Joe.
1 TacolasCage 2019-03-01
16 year old fanboy of O&A in 2019?
1 crudedrawer 2019-03-01
What's the endgame here?
1 basedmattnigga7 2019-03-01
What is his intent here? To get back at someone? You should find out who it is and then kindly alert said fellow that Joe The Cow Eye Cumia is planning on harassing him!
Joe has nothing better to do than make up a fake 16 yr old?
1 maynardsabeast 2019-03-01
This is actually extremely depressing. I think a part of my soul died while reading it. How unfathomably stupid. I 100% believe it is Joe. What’s the point? I guess if he could show that the sub organized to attack someone’s fb page he could report it or something?
1 jofreal 2019-03-01
Agonizing to read to competition. Tuning it out after a few sentences becomes an involuntary reflex. Your mind recoils and automatically skims through, to deprive it of cognitive dignification. Irrational disregard for paragraphing.
Definitely Joe.
1 SABUfearsTAZ 2019-03-01
Jesus, Joe, get a hobby. Ya know, outside of being a shitty guitar player.
1 trollhistoryfilms 2019-03-01
How did Brother Joe make CorradoSoprano4 seem respectable?
1 Nuwanda84 2019-03-01
You...fat faggot.
1 GayMohr 2019-03-01
You should have played along for a bit.
1 Anarox 2019-03-01
Jeuss Christ Joe. I both hate you and love you
1 Dennyislife 2019-03-01
This Shawn is Joe's ex right?
Or is any of his band members called Shawn? Or venue owners?
1 Nulltor 2019-03-01
Man, I have been away for a while. I come back, and fucking retard is acting fucking retarded. Like, this wile e coyote motherfucker is gonna have one more fucking crack at this son of a bitch road runner. Ever notice that it was only ever wile e coyote who went after road runner? All the smarter characters didn't bother.
Stop being fucking pathetic Joe. Your impotence shames everybody born with testicles.
1 GypsyDishwasher 2019-03-01
Thank god this dummy keeps at it. Joe's provided me more entertainment in the last two months alone than any show I've watched or video game I've played ever.
1 ReasonableSafe 2019-03-01
Yep that's Joe.
1 i_dont_give_a_care 2019-03-01
Literally every time there's a lull, something equally as unbelievable as the last event happens.
This place is fucking insane.
1 jokespot 2019-03-01
Admit your defeat Joe
1 db111 2019-03-01
"I'll try to keep this brief" "long story short" "he is MIA" Nobody under 50 says any of these things. I've also never heard a young person seek tech advice from anyone older than them. It's always the older person seeking help. The overall length was a massive giveaway
1 Nevespot 2019-03-01
To whom it may concern,
Thanks dudes!,
Sincerely Yours,
L. Johnny
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-03-01
I wish Joe Cumia had a reality show.
The sole purpose of most of them is to make the viewer feel better about themselves. "Hoarders", "90 Day Fiance", that's why we watch.
This is so much better because it's just so absurd. Like, how can anyone be this stupid? Larry David couldn't come up with a better story than this, it's fantastic.
1 columbo447 2019-03-01
Someone should have agreed to do it, Just so we could learn who Shawn the black man is, and what his relationship to Joe is. It has to be someone he knows, so he can have access to all the hatemail and Facebook comments that he thought we would provide. It's too late now, he has seen this, but I'm sure we could find out in a few minutes anyway , Joe is a bit slow and predictable.
1 DrownyMcKilalistener 2019-03-01
I'm pretty sure if some guy fucked and beat my mom's ass, I'd have the guts to photoshop his pics and call him out publicly/roast him myself. Nice try BroJoe. Just when I think he couldn't possibly be any dumber...
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2019-03-01
I'm howling with laughter. What an utter retard.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-03-01
Pardon my profound retardation, but the point of him sending this was to bait you into doing something that would get the sub permanently suspended, right?
1 LearninDatPython 2019-03-01
Good lord, joe cum...
1 DataEast1 2019-03-01
If you're 16 years old you were born in 2002/2003. How possible is it someone that young even knows about the show?
1 Skatepunkrevival 2019-03-01
The fact that someone who is 16 was born in the early 2000s.... Fuck....
1 Sunfl0werW1tch 2019-03-01
Is trying to incite something like this on somebody's facebook a crime? A possible hate crime? Conspiracy to commit a hate crime? Does anyone know? Either way. Joe Cumia is the most insabe person involved in the O&A world. This is actually scary.
1 Sunfl0werW1tch 2019-03-01
Sixteen year olds are on TikTok, Instagram, maybe SnapChat... not Facebook. And NONE of them use the term "social media." Wowwwwie.
1 Sunfl0werW1tch 2019-03-01
Also, noooo police would file a report without arresting the man! When my ex beat me, my dumbass begged the cops not the arrest him and they still did.
1 SuperToes845 2019-03-01
What black woman names her son Shawn??
1 Disarohno 2019-03-01
I'm 18 and the only way I know O&A is through YouTube. If a 16 year old is supposed to know O&A, that in and of itself shows they would know more than "dick" about how the internet works. God Joe is a fucking dolt.
1 BillyBean11111 2019-03-01
Imagine thinking for hours and this was your best plan to try to shut the sub down.
1 Frequent2001 2019-03-01
so joe wrote this shit? whats the endgame? get people on reddit to harass that account in order to get them banned?
1 JohnDenver2005 2019-03-01
Let’s drive this cunt to commit suicide
1 Kevtv 2019-03-01
So so so so you figured out it was I, Bro Joe, from the multiple "tells" I can't help but leaving in everything I rite?
1 STLblue 2019-03-01
Dunning-Kruger Cumia. This dolt really believes he's a brillianjt, Machavellian schemer.
1 STLblue 2019-03-01
Dunning-Kruger Cumia. This dolt really believes he's a brilliant, Machavellian schemer.
1 BennieUnderpantie 2019-03-01
A 16 yo O&A fan? Yeah, right.
1 MonsterSteve 2019-03-01
Ain't it fun?
1 BergStonewall 2019-03-01
Sounds like we have an OPEN and HONEST discussion in the works here.
1 Buffphan 2019-03-01
Color
1 Mr4z1 2019-03-01
Pretty good odds that was the joke.
1 yabbadabbadough 2019-03-01
Head first, it seems.
1 Jackthejew 2019-03-01
No simple feat