If you want to cut to the chase: go run hand in hand across a sunset beach, but in slow-motion - that last part is important if you want a nice flashback at some future stage.
If you're not the brusque type: take her for a unisex counter-terror course where you shoot at mannequins in beards behind suddenly opening doors and windows (be careful not to hurt the hostage!); then home for scrabble and a nice cup of hot cocoa. Good luck, u/LoouisCuCk.
“Hey, this is really the girl that matched me on tinder and I believe it’s really her”. Fast forward to you getting blown by the gay that baited with this pic cause you you’ve been horned up thinking this broad was real but at least the gay has a warm mouth to relieve your shriveled balls
41 comments
1 SirSodomy 2019-03-01
Chloroform rag so you can watch Jamal pound away at her unconscious body
1 chulathedog 2019-03-01
It’s a man, stupid
1 Carolsbustedmug 2019-03-01
Buy her a ysl bag
Suck her dick
1 bobodid911 2019-03-01
Don't know ... go get some cosmopolitans and talk about boys... or get manicure/pedicure ...
1 sexylarrytate 2019-03-01
Take her out for cheeseburgers and soft serve. She is too thin.
1 tranthasourus 2019-03-01
That’s a man stupid
1 unwashedfezballs 2019-03-01
nice man, stupid
1 LoouisCuCkpartDeux 2019-03-01
On what planet, silly? Mars?
1 Terahite 2019-03-01
Men are from Mars.
1 Betamaxdromes 2019-03-01
He fucking nailed to the cross with that one.
1 throwawawyy2 2019-03-01
Take her to applebees but before you get there kill yourself
1 Themenwithnoname 2019-03-01
Nice bot
1 ohpizzawow 2019-03-01
Ask her if she left her tits at home
1 edfrmLA 2019-03-01
Burgers and Beers at Donovans
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-03-01
Then a nightcap at the queens motor inn.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-03-01
I have some devastating news for you Creampie.
https://sunnysidepost.com/the-queens-motor-inn-a-well-known-hot-sheets-hotel-to-face-the-wrecking-ball
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-03-01
Whomp Whomp, Bobo’s heart must be broken.
1 TARE_ME 2019-03-01
And now it matches his brain.
1 3stepsbackward 2019-03-01
Send her pictures of your pubic fat.
1 pashow84 2019-03-01
Peruse this sub together. If she doesn’t get offended, she’s a keeper and you can suck her dick.
1 carribbeanjimmy 2019-03-01
Anything that doesn't end up in a local news article that we can all laugh at would be a total failure
1 PhishInVa2 2019-03-01
Pick her up in your rig and use your Compound Media App to play her some TACS.
1 chulathedog 2019-03-01
What country is the date in? Malaysia?
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-03-01
You're fucking dumb if you think you're meeting anyone that's not visually akin to big A
1 LoouisCuCkpartDeux 2019-03-01
Nice try with the hate brothaman
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-03-01
The photo is too good to be genuine, looks like a porn shoot
1 pithypariah 2019-03-01
Pour a glass of ice cold water over her head and demand a good dick sucking. That's all your time will be worth with this sort of hooligan.
1 deumae 2019-03-01
If you want to cut to the chase: go run hand in hand across a sunset beach, but in slow-motion - that last part is important if you want a nice flashback at some future stage.
If you're not the brusque type: take her for a unisex counter-terror course where you shoot at mannequins in beards behind suddenly opening doors and windows (be careful not to hurt the hostage!); then home for scrabble and a nice cup of hot cocoa. Good luck, u/LoouisCuCk.
1 LoouisCuCkpartDeux 2019-03-01
I'm writing this down
1 deumae 2019-03-01
You'll thank me later.
1 YeahIGotAFace 2019-03-01
Gender.
1 Lord_dougman_W 2019-03-01
“Hey, this is really the girl that matched me on tinder and I believe it’s really her”. Fast forward to you getting blown by the gay that baited with this pic cause you you’ve been horned up thinking this broad was real but at least the gay has a warm mouth to relieve your shriveled balls
1 Sockucucka 2019-03-01
Buy Coors light and talk about a defunct radio show for 5 hours.
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-03-01
Go to a hotel next to a hospital, so it's only a short journey when you wake up and find a kidney missing.
1 GimmeSomeBrain 2019-03-01
You gonna be lured into a rape
1 SomervilleDan 2019-03-01
She has a penis, bro
1 Bennieand 2019-03-01
Practice your favorite wrestling moves on her
1 MoeGreenVegas 2019-03-01
Perogis
1 ROCKSTEDDY30 2019-03-01
Since you are on this subreddit I feel it is necessary to tell you not to kill, dismember and fuck parts of this girl's body.
1 Superbad415 2019-03-01
I bet she has a juicy cock.
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-03-01
you really are something else dude