Men with more successful heterosexual relationships than Jim Norton. (1/3,157,865,439)

46  2019-03-01 by LannisterLoyalist

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Still a bigger man than Norton would ever be despite being the biggest faggot known to humankind.

It is a shame that Norton and Mercury took nearly identical amounts of male loads in them, yet we lose the fucking musical genius, not the hack comic still doing Sandusky and Duke Lacrosse team jokes.

I’d say there were bigger faggots, Liberace comes to mind. Freddie stuck his dick in a lot of chicks. Besides Mary Austin he used to fuck Barbra Valentin...check out her German beefers.

Fair point.

I wanted to say Elton John, but even he was married to a woman.

I think Freddy just liked a warm hole.

Don’t we all....don’t we all..

He had healthier homosexual relationships than Jimmy, too. You wouldn't see Freddy getting thrown to the curb by Princess Alena.

Freddy never bought tokens so mentally ill queers would pretend to like him.

So people actually didn't know this guy was gay?

Not even himself for a while.

he gave most his cash and house to that Mary woman too.

To men he gave AIDS.

He knows how to treat a woman

True class if you ask me

Nice aids lesion, stupid

Well yeah but anyone who has had one (1) successful hetero relationship beats Jim

There’s a good chance he had HIV for around half of his entire career, during which he gave some of the best performances in popular music history. And yet Norton gets cranky when there’s part of an egg yolk in his egg white beater.

Never been so grateful for hypotrichosis - you could lose your wallet in those rainforests under his arms.

Fair point.

I wanted to say Elton John, but even he was married to a woman.

I think Freddy just liked a warm hole.