Would ya?

2  2019-03-01 by omgialmostdiedpoopin

14 comments

Rather stick my dick in a shotgun.

you could fit?

i feel sorry for your boyfriend

Me too :(

of course

Is this that fat dance bitch- money launderer?

I'd accept a blow job from an eighty year old woman with scurvy.

I’d let Wendy at 1 AM, then drink her last Snapple.

It's not for sale Francis!

Totally, that way I can say I banged a celebrity. It's free drinks down at the bar once I let everyone know I fucked Chubby from Teen Wolf

I mean, how many people can say they banged a face-transplant recipient?

Is that the Snapple lady?

Is this John Goodman in a wig?

Fuck the wettest fold you can find and cum on her ample jowls.

Kill her? Yes