That's the best part. I give shit lines like that to sales team all the time, they aren't going to understand what I'm actually doing so I don't waste our time.
One of the reason I dumped compound media. The last update blows, can't even add a show to a favorite list. Dave Landau is unfunny cuck. Erock is cool though.
You know, the back end, where the computer keeps all the calculations for the digitized file system management programs. It’s a tough mix because our guys have been trying to get into the back all day but first they have to move the front part out of the way. It’ll be fixed soon. The front end is the hardest part because sometimes the navigation platform won’t budge so you have to brute force it and that takes like six or seven techs. Soon guys.
This is like if a failing restaurant that served shitty food that nobody liked posted publicly after five years saying “don’t worry, we’ll have plates soon!”
And he is obviously running every component of it. If they didn't find some dipshits to run the booth or Erock didn't need alcohol funds, he'd be doing their roles, too.
Web update: some Chinese hacker with a fake profile who they found on twitter who would do it for $50, what they don't know he installed a backdoor to hack the credit card info.
These dumb fucks would never fucking know. They would block and insult anyone who brings it up because that is the most thin skinned free speech network I ever seen.
Working “on an a” update indeed, Keith. I mean, they have issues that cause a ton of problems accessing and listening to their product. Just like all of those other podcasts! You know, like... Hmm.... OK, maybe like no one’s podcast.
Keith thinks saying someone was working overnight to fix this makes them seem like a bigger, more legitimate enterprise. No one cares about keeping compound media's business enough to work overnight on their problems.
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76 comments
1 JuulSantana 2019-03-01
This faggot never takes blame for anything.
1 JuulSantana 2019-03-01
Keith has no shame at all.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-03-01
He always laces the excuse with one to two tech buzzwords to throw the fans off so they're less pissed.
1 uncle_paul_harrghis 2019-03-01
S-s-s-so you’re saying you can’t just um, hit um, CTRL+ALT+delete to refresh the stream?
1 BuffDanny 2019-03-01
"on an a"???
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da fuq
1 Skip4play 2019-03-01
One of them has to be right. Its like chose your own adventure.
1 Bluesmoky 2019-03-01
TRANSLATION: The developer said, "Fuck you, give us our money first this time."
1 SquatToilet 2019-03-01
Relax, all right? The developer is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. He can fix it on the backend .
1 crookedmile 2019-03-01
I can tell with insider lingo like this that they really know what they're doing
1 jockiboi 2019-03-01
That's the best part. I give shit lines like that to sales team all the time, they aren't going to understand what I'm actually doing so I don't waste our time.
1 Jungies 2019-03-01
Yours or Anthony's?
1 PFCBloodFart 2019-03-01
Both...
1 TedBacon 2019-03-01
It's been, what? Five years? How the fuck do you not have a functioning site after five years? Local grocery chains have this shit figured out.
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-03-01
you local grocery store has a streaming platform?
why?
1 TedBacon 2019-03-01
My local grocery store has a website that doesn't give me my groceries for free if I just don't put in a payment method.
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-03-01
It would be a lot cooler if you did
1 CaptainNordy 2019-03-01
One of the reason I dumped compound media. The last update blows, can't even add a show to a favorite list. Dave Landau is unfunny cuck. Erock is cool though.
1 LoloTheRogan 2019-03-01
Why are people still paying? Compoundmedia shows all horrible . No humor .no original content. No one cares
1 ObscurityBound 2019-03-01
Can you claim it as a charitable donation on your taxes? 🤔
1 SalesCunt129 2019-03-01
Vito Scoreleizone, Keith’s accountant, can do this for you.
1 Antlovessue 2019-03-01
Keith claims his boat because he uses it to give charity boat rides to at risk trans teens.
1 BP-47 2019-03-01
He's such a useless fuckhead. Keeping this incompetent leech in charge is crazy.
1 moleguy9k 2019-03-01
The cumias aren't bright businessmen
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-03-01
Or bright of skin
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-03-01
The Opester DID made that deal with Keith a few years ago. Inside job, brothaman!
1 of_lower_stock 2019-03-01
They can't roll out a fucking update. Hilarious.
"Still in the back end." I'd love to hear him elaborate on this. It's just what the tech company who's ripping him off told him.
1 TARE_ME 2019-03-01
You know, the back end, where the computer keeps all the calculations for the digitized file system management programs. It’s a tough mix because our guys have been trying to get into the back all day but first they have to move the front part out of the way. It’ll be fixed soon. The front end is the hardest part because sometimes the navigation platform won’t budge so you have to brute force it and that takes like six or seven techs. Soon guys.
1 Abarf 2019-03-01
"Still in the back end" means no idea what is broken and one of the things that is said to get the client off the phone.
1 OperationPolybius 2019-03-01
Keith don’t bother fixing it. 2019 is the final year of The Cumpound
1 crookedmile 2019-03-01
Compound Media was a really expensive hobby
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-03-01
But once he gets that studio in the city it'll be nothing but A-list guests!
1 tranthasourus 2019-03-01
This has been going on for years now. When are you going to figure it out Keith? Fucking retard.
1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-03-01
Anybody see any other web service or streaming service not work for so long since the early 2000s?
1 LiterallyCaligula 2019-03-01
Nice proofreading, stupid.
1 LieutenantTickles 2019-03-01
Those poor Indian Java-slaves.
1 Anarox 2019-03-01
They invited over Keith to live out his white fantasy while spiking his chai with benzo
1 Anarox 2019-03-01
They invited over Keith to live out his white fantasy while spiking his chai with benzo
1 LamarThePotato 2019-03-01
Keith, the IT project manager.
as awful as everyone would expect.
1 Abarf 2019-03-01
He is about as good as any other project manager in the field to be completely honest.
1 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2019-03-01
Almost five years in and they are still can't get this right. These "developers" must be sucking that Cumia bank account dry, I love it.
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-03-01
Yeah I’m sure the developers are working through the night for a client that talks shit about them on Twitter and doesn’t pay his bills on time.
1 Anarox 2019-03-01
Just wait until they get the Tunis office open. They will get better guest then! It's walking distance from Chalin Al Kuein and Jahm Narthon
1 hippy2zippy 2019-03-01
Can someone make a KEITH documentary for the comedy gold and story??
1 rumbat 2019-03-01
Yes. Follow the money, something stinks
1 sexylarrytate 2019-03-01
Just a little bump. I will be viewing on my big screen tonight during dinner.
1 TheElDan 2019-03-01
This is like if a failing restaurant that served shitty food that nobody liked posted publicly after five years saying “don’t worry, we’ll have plates soon!”
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-03-01
'To those customers who ordered food amd recieved empty plates: we're aware of the issue. Our cook is working on it in the back end.'
1 LannisterLoyalist 2019-03-01
Keith takes teenage girl bathroom pictures. What a fag. No amount of angles or filters can change that he looks like Latvian horse thief Ray Romano.
1 BlueBash 2019-03-01
You know what Keith is good at? Finding homeless people to go shopping.
You know what Keith is bad at? Running any component of a "multi-million dollar media empire"
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-03-01
And he is obviously running every component of it. If they didn't find some dipshits to run the booth or Erock didn't need alcohol funds, he'd be doing their roles, too.
1 Mellowcane 2019-03-01
"Overnight on an a web update." This is what happens when you out guineas in charge of shit.
1 AntsCamera 2019-03-01
Web update: some Chinese hacker with a fake profile who they found on twitter who would do it for $50, what they don't know he installed a backdoor to hack the credit card info.
These dumb fucks would never fucking know. They would block and insult anyone who brings it up because that is the most thin skinned free speech network I ever seen.
1 moleguy9k 2019-03-01
The "backdoor" is the file on the server named "creditcards.txt"
1 AntsCamera 2019-03-01
No one will ever find it there.
So diabolical!
1 toe_trigger 2019-03-01
The last official message from Compound Media before it goes under will be a half-hearted apology for the site not working.
1 moleguy9k 2019-03-01
"Heads will start rolling!"
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-03-01
Anthony himself is a noted back-end developer
1 MattyDrumm 2019-03-01
What a poorly crafted Tweet.
1 ProfessorChipperson 2019-03-01
Fuck, did Keith hire Joe “Barely Literate” Cumia to write this for him? Incompetent buffoon.
1 SyphilisVI 2019-03-01
Look at that oblivious old bastard using a selfie pic as his Twitter profile pic. What a doofy faggot
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-03-01
Working “on an a” update indeed, Keith. I mean, they have issues that cause a ton of problems accessing and listening to their product. Just like all of those other podcasts! You know, like... Hmm.... OK, maybe like no one’s podcast.
1 trunky 2019-03-01
Keith thinks saying someone was working overnight to fix this makes them seem like a bigger, more legitimate enterprise. No one cares about keeping compound media's business enough to work overnight on their problems.
1 Jungies 2019-03-01
It actually means they've outsourced it, because fuck American jobs.
Patriots, through and through.
1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2019-03-01
Venkatesh in Bangalore is poring over the 2 SOPs the web devs put together in case of incidents that pop up overnight.
1 Jungies 2019-03-01
"Please do the needful"
1 ObscurityBound 2019-03-01
Wow, those guys all say that? 😮
1 srfr 2019-03-01
TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Massapequa? Wassat a cops MASSAPEQAH or sumting?!??!?! TSSSSSSSSSSSS Fudg Yeah!
1 SalesCunt129 2019-03-01
Keith has about as much knowledge on this topic as Anthony used to on O and A. Fucking zero.
1 brmlb 2019-03-01
complete and utter incompetence.
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1 MysterySteve 2019-03-01
My man is hacking the mainframe.
1 ShartingOutYourCunts 2019-03-01
We ordered new tubes, they'll be here in 6-8 weeks
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-03-01
How does rogan just seamlessly have a smooth running operation and with cumio it's a three stooges episode?
1 DentureChomp1488 2019-03-01
Silk is the name of Jim and AntH's black tranny friend.
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2019-03-01
Thank God they worked on this overnight. Literally a HANDFUL of people dying trying to log in. Can't expect a website to handle that kind of load!