Sam, take note: this is what a beard should look like.

185  2019-03-01 by suirogerg

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This is what Sam thinks a beard looks like: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DFBCsJgBjg4/hqdefault.jpg

She's like a 6 but still way out of his league.

Maybe a Hoboken 6.

Hoboken is actually a trendy area filled with primarily younger people; it's definitely a more attractive place on average than most places. There're always a bunch of hot 24 year olds out for a jog on Washington street at any hour of the day, usually in short shorts and a tiny sports bra

Teft dog’s wife is a busty 7.

Do you think her definition of "towning around" is getting deep dicked by some New Rochelle (New Roc City kyakyakyakyakya) ethnic low-level coke dealer while her hubby is out watching men in spandex grapple each other? I say yes.

fat little jewess

Mentally ill faggot

Yeah but enough about you!

Fezzy looks ready for a Twinkie

Sam refers to his wife's vagina as her icky spot.

Sam is a stand alone fruit.

She has front icky and back icky.

Sam has questions for his mom about them but he's too shy to ask.

What a Man

The more I listen to old R&F, the more I believe Fez's descent was a reflection of society & culture during that 2009 - 2015 time. We all descended into madness,Fez just broadcasted it.

It's the best radio ever. Fez is a fucking legend.

That looks like a man that knows WWF history better than anybody else.

Let's not forget his breadth of Three's Company knowledge either.

And presidential trivia.

he looks like a viking god who is no longer leading a public life

diabetes

Fuckin Ghost of Christmas Present over here

Orson Wells lookin ass niggga...

This man is way more hetero than Sam

Or Jim, or ant, or Opie.

Big cat looking strong

Has Fez become Sleeves?

Never realized what a blanket assed first nationer Indian Fezzy looks like

Fez fezstopherson

“If Mariel Hemingway was here and saw you like this she’d start crying thinking her grandfather was back from the dead” Ronnie B

Five heart attacks? No problem. Heart problems are nothing to be ashamed of.

Must be some toenail collection by now

Fez is a real nigga - https://i.imgur.com/EZD2EwU.jpg

Its so wizardly

And presidential trivia.