Everything u/dropngo posted that obviously "triggered" him so much that he cried to Reddit admins demanding his suspension.

I liked the Amy doc but having to listen to Amy fucking sucked

I watched it earlier. Good production but by the end I was pretty irritated with Amy. Tubby annoyance

Here is a good start before admins suspend me. You can also include the fact that Homo Joe puts his actual iPhone number on his band website and usually picks up the phone, leaving himself vulnerable to any old Youtube documentary maker to call him from a phony number for comment.

An interview with the moron himself would be a refreshing change of pace

Starved Nana

Beige if you don't call Joe and ask for him to be on his own documentary I will throw my child in the street

You're giving him a real coinflip situation there.

Also /u/beigefrequency if you are looking for a title, might i suggest "oh contrare"

If you are looking for a title, might i suggest "oh contrare"

Seconded

But then Joe will use his and others' talents to reverse lookup the phone number and dox beige. Make sure you use a burner phone!

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Try to keep it objective/factual, and as simple as possible for outsiders. Might become an effective "J'Accuse" that way.

I know it's old but I just saw that vine he made at the airport. If u could dig up more of those I would greatly appreciate it. Plus a round up of his Facebook rants and being put in Facebook timeout. Did u ever think about doing one on Keith the cop. Seems like there could be a lot of shit there.

There is a complete YouTube collection of all his vines

Shit I did not know that. Well I know what I'm doing first thing in the morning when I get to work. Gonna have to push Alex Jones on Rogan to after lunch

You have a stronger constitution than i sir

Maybe but I tried to watch compound media free Monday this week and I didn't make past 1o minutes with any show. I knew it was bad but holy shit was it horrible. I actually did some mandatory online OSHA safety training videos that were 10x more entertaining then any of the shows. I kind of wanted to see Kevin Brennan's show because I heard some good things about him here but I don't know if he was having a bad show or it was because of whoever that fat fuck he had on but he was complete dog shit

Really. I've said this several times here already, but I tried listening to the audio when bungling Keith still had the rss open, and when I still kinda liked ant, and I just couldn't. Its fucking garbage. I got 10 minutes in and just couldn't take it anymore.

I work a 12 hour shift and switch between nights and days so I have a lot of time to kill and YouTube isn't blocked at work so I've tried them all. Jim and Sam, Opie's podcast, Ant's shit and even fucking Chip and they all suck. The only one I found interesting in any little way is Michael Malice. Not the shit he does on compound but the North Korea and geopolitical issues he has some real insight into which is why I don't get why he would associate with Anthony. Maybe he has a North Korean prison camp fetish and the compound is the closest thing he can find in the western world

Yeah malice affiliating with nana baffles me, he must be a masochist.

Pretty much same here. I checked out some TACS shows before i even hated Ant and somehow convinced myself that i just burned myself out on Cumia or listened to too much of him but no, its just fucking awful.

Compound Media is the definition of pitiful. I can drum up a little pity for the unfunny hosts given that there is not a decent guest who’d appear on this facacta creation of Nana’s. Pity doesn’t make for laughs and doesn’t go far once you remember who they chose to hitch their wagons to.

your life will never be the same after

or this video https://streamable.com/4h5fz?fbclid=IwAR22svSVYrk7ONk3_tTbXWCzCJUz9aDYruQzvdPB-uBpnGOYjGDjoKrc8Us

The Vines of him driving in the shoulder and other asshole moves behind the wheel, all the while thinking he was being smarter than everyone else, REALLY encapsulate his particular brand of narcissism. His little brother certainly drives like that (when he has a valid license), but even he has the self awareness to know that he’s being an asshole doing it.

I was so shocked the first time I saw the way he drives. He really would be a fascinating narcissism case for psychologists to analyze.

Someone should start a fund to have his brain frozen upon death, for future study.

why wait

fuck imma watch it again right now forever😶

I was listening to when they had Intern Derrick do the lie detector test and of course Joe had to call in and let everyone know he beat the polygraph.

He couldn't resist. That's his crowning life achievement.

damn i didn't see this comment til after i posted mine. great minds think alot, brotherman.

His faggot clown car must look ridiculous on a US highway even on the more crowded coastal areas.

It's also , ironically a very impractical car for the US as it's designed as a very efficient old city car with a dash of virtue signaling so small luggage area,cramped seating etc. The worst car for a traveling musician with a family.

Filming while driving, guns accessibility.

Now I’m excited

don't forget his being banned from Facebook for 30 days for transphobia. if he releases his podcast on schedule there should be some good material in that.

I know this is a lesser known fact and not mentioned much on this sub, but can you bring to light that Joe is a leech and receives an allowance from Anthony?

the entire SUBPOENA saga and the big apple ranch. Also include the Norm boookcameo. Hell just find the thread "Stupid things Joe Cumia has done" and take it from there.

more jokes about his tits

The Tally Ho Theatre, Ducks On the Ave and James Joyce Pub & Eatery events (real and cancelled) need to be covered.

I feel like the jenkem angle doesn't get addressed as much as it should.

Too much real shit to water it down with jenkem

I just think you need to play your documentaries straighter than you have been. These docs, more than anything, need to appeal to normies; they shouldn’t act like a platform to throw softball nods to the sub. Amy docs should make the radar of bigger blogs. Joe Cumia docs should get exposure from the general switched-on YT community (the people that watch PewDiePie and shit like that). The (slim) hope being that they meme this faggot into oblivion on a larger scale.

Otherwise, good work.

“Softball nods to the sub” is exactly what needs to be removed to get these viral

“Softball nods to the sub” is exactly what needs to be removed to get these viral

That's what he just said.

I thought you said "I'm all right, Spider."

Is there an echo in here?

It would be great if Kiwi farms or Metokur got interested in him

Generally that sounds like good advice, but there isnt a normie alive that gives two shits about brojoe and his idiocy.

Besides his comical desire to write and talk like a smart man when he's a 8tj grade educated tard, really stress what a lying piece of shit he is:

-find the audio of Nana talking about how Joe stole ivory from his gun shop employer and was such a badass that he passed a polygraph test about his theft.

-the blatant lies about those not being his racist tweets on people's court

-Itd be great if you could dig up his actual military record to see if he was dishonorably discharged.

-you can clearly find multiple occasions where he refers to himself as a father of different numbers of children. He said 4 in front of the book signing, he's said 2 before and is really only the father of 1.

He stole ivory? Where is a person from normally who poaches ivory? African heritage confirmed

Please get an interview with Jennifer, you know she has some inside dirt.

Also see if you can track down his ex-wife that he hit in the face with a frying pan. Or find any information you can about it. It is old as shit, but the actual story could be hilarious.

Beige Frequency: The hero we need

Yo talk about when he was on that court sho

If you had any balls you'd do an in depth hour long investigation into his child spit fetish

Hell yes bitch

Its not even mah birfday yet! Obviously the infamous repurposing of a black girl photo.

his incredibly assholian self-termed "joe cumia lane" i.e. him driving on the shoulder like a complete dickhead while everyone else is waiting in traffic... it's precisely explains his morals and intentions without saying anything. its in his vine videos

also the doxxer100 subdrama was mildly amusing

100%! And there’s something so authentic about those driving vines. He’s putting on a show, but he isn’t—that’s the real him, driving in the breakdown lane thinking he’s smarter than everyone, while the whole world sees that he’s a stupid asshole, including his poor daughter in the back seat.

If mods weren’t lazy shits they’d sticky this like it should be

Please mention how he payed $200 dollars to get the "Geek Squad" to come to his house and show him how to use task manager, which he followed with boasting on Facebook about his newfound ability with CTRL-ALT-DELETE.

-The Irish pub/Ducks on Ave debacle -His upcoming failed podcast -Anything which discredits his 'army career'

That last one is where the faggot is most vulnerable. Besides his closest fam/friends nobody knows. The people's court of opinion has a right to know.

Contact owner of club that was on People's Court with him and get a copy of his contract and all emails.

Include the videos of him driving on the shoulder of the high way during traffic or when he drives around filming himself while his kids in the back seat

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The fact that every fucking interaction he has in any instance where he makes a purchase or when he’s paying for a service...it’s ALWAYS a conflict. He’s always a victim in every situation where a transaction takes place.

I know it would be torture to research yourself, but how about a collection of the times BroJoeH called into the show. It was usually to validate something Anthony said and went on far too long, but almost always ended with Opie sighing and calling an awkward end to the call, even back when the guys pretended to like each other.

I was listening to when they had Intern Derrick do the lie detector test and of course Joe had to call in and let everyone know he beat the polygraph.

You always focus on the negatives. Why not a segment on Joe's whirlwind love affair with Milla Jovovich? All the gossip rags say she swooned when she noticed he's 5'10.

She was real nice. Cute as a button. No big deal to hot shot Joe cumia

Bring up the fact he drives the exact same car as Barbie

um he gets 28 mpg (highway) and paid it off using Anthony's money but nice try with the hate tho https://imgur.com/a/F1rIzB5

don't transition from documenter to tapeworm. the further into bias you delve the more the average person will be liable of detecting and dismissing the work

you probably have this in the script already but just in case don't forget to include the greatest moments from the "so so so so so so can i buy you a coffee" facebook stream. that shit is peak post-o&a.

Make sure to include his desperate call-ins to the O&A show. Opie would break into a BroJo call in the middle of a bit and Joe would just spew something mildly amusing and go into a plug for his shitty cover bands.

him buying counterfeit chinese guitars and getting ripped off is still so funny to me, the fact that he has money and buys the cheapest junk guitars is great, he knows not to waste money on a nice guitar because he's just gonna be playing shitty covers on them lol

let me help you with your research sir

shes an unfunny fat cunt. Gahhh you probably already knew that.

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Please discuss why he gropes dawn in pictures. It is not fun. It is not funny. We need answers

How he really thinks the archived tweets are doctored.

This could turn into a weekly series

It might be impossible Biege, but to get the guy from the peoples court who joe sued to do an interview or AMA would be amazing.

Remember when porsalin was the belle of the ball and everyone was sucking his D? I was always #TeamBeige

Try and get an interview with him and try to get him to cry in it about reddot bullies stealing his lunch money.

He stole ivory? Where is a person from normally who poaches ivory? African heritage confirmed

I thought you said "I'm all right, Spider."