Nice sports talk, stupid

Baseball is for fags

Baseball actually requires hand-eye coordination, and as someone who played both sports competitively well into highschool, baseball at least roots out the bitches around 12 years old. Im not even shitting on soccer, but once you have guys throwing a solid little ball at you 80+ mph with limited control, you're a tough bastard. Fancy-foot around the soccer pitch all you want then dive if someone breathes on you, stand there like a man and take a 90 mph rock to the thigh or bicep, then trot down to first base.

Stop being queer

Philadelphia sucks. He was begging other teams to step up their offers so he wouldn't have to move there.

Just about everyone who’s ever played here loves it here. Apparently he turned down more money from LA, so there’s that, just like Cliff Lee. Don’t believe everything you read.

Philly is a terrible terrible city.

Nobody puts mayo on cheesesteaks.

No, but when the main argument between the 2 places that define your city are "classic cheddar vs whiz"... That is garbage white trash food, it could be done better. When I'm drunk I throw Doritos Cool Ranch in the microwave with a Kraft Mexican shredded cheese blend on top, when it comes out I top it with a medium salsa and sour cream, greatest food ever? No, it's just what poor white people eat.

Ok Gordon Rams-me (that's a gay joke... like you're the famous snob chef but you also take it up the ass)

One of the few names I give a fuck to recognize, Kim Jong Pun is a good man

It's an awful city full of worse people but to be fair no one eats that fucking tourist shit. It's american or provolone.

I've only been to Philly a couple times, me and a my bumbling dumb blonde gf, but I never felt truly in danger. I always had some fat-fuck wise old sage at the bar say "Hey, whatever you's do, don't go over dat way"

The places you can and can’t go are very clearly defined. As long as you stay away from the places you can’t go, you’re not in any danger.

The places you can and can’t go are very clearly defined. As long as you stay away from the places you can’t go, you’re not in any danger.

I've been living in East NY Brooklyn for a year, 90% black, and not the nice ones you hear about on TV. I'm fine because I mind my own business and don't really have shit to steal. It's funny because the woke-ass liberal bitches up in Williamsburg or Bushwick I fuck don't wanna come down to my neighborhood, especially after dark.

Let me guess - you read an article about Eagles fans and now you think you know the city?

It's the second option, I've lived here for 35 years

You must live in Torresdale and not make it to the rest of the city much.

I’ve never heard of a Mayo cheesesteak. I also love cheesesteaks.

Philly people are white trash or ghetto.

Just the white trash and ghetto ones.

No everybody in philly is either white trash or ghetto.

No, just the white trash and ghetto ones.

nice ohio cheesesteak, stupid

Awful city. The people are trash, traffic sucks, everything is spread out, and just a dreary vibe.

Of all the sports, just let baseball players roid again. At least shit was interesting in the late 90's with Macgwire and Sosa. Baseball is boring as fuck now. I don't wanna see a pitching duel, I wanna see a dude jacked up tetracycladickhardenol blasting 700 foot dingers and getting ready to punch the ump if he gets called out on strikes.

I agree with your premise, but the pitchers were using the juice at the same rate as the sluggers, if not higher. It just made every aspect of the game more exciting.

My actual premise is just that, the game is better. I wanna see 45 year old CC Sabathia come in and throw heat as a middle reliever for an inning. Everyone worth a shit in baseball is juicing, whether they use new shit that is untestable, or only use on off days. Just let them go nuts, it's a non-contact sport, they can't kill each other (until that one 115 mph pitch slips from a juiced up 23 year olds hand)

Some fag at a bar said baseballs in a really good place now and it’s a “pitcher’s league”. Randy Johnson and Roger Clemens were two of my favourite players as a kid lol. They were roiding and going against roided up batters it was a good time all around.

That is actually MLB's target demo, lonely autists who love stats and numbers who loosen their tie after "a tough days work" go to the bar alone, grab a double whiskey on the rocks then corner guys like you or me. "So how bout those Mets this year?"...

"I don't know man, I'm meeting people, sorry bro"

"Yeah but I saw you were watching the game, Ortez looks good this year!"

I couldn’t agree more. I want to see Bartolo Colon drag his size 13 head out onto the mound and strike out Dominicans 1/3 his age.

Come out for 2/3 Of an inning, throw a couple 95 mph sliders, make the first couple batters look stupid then leave the game with your arm in a sling... That's your job you fat millionaire clown!

What's that under his eyes? That's the second time I see someone do that.

How could anybody disagree with this?

They call those markings “Cumia toes”.

Stops the stadium lights reflecting off his cheekbones into his eyes.

Ah okay, thanks.

He's going to hit .200 the entire 13 years.

With 45hr a year. That ballpark favors left handed power hitters

Hope he like wader ice.

It’s wooder ice, get it right

I can’t wait to boo this shithead

One injury.bye,bye.