Sauve Mexican might be the only look he can pull off.

More like a rodeo clown or seasoned Ranchero

He really is a bolo tie away from selling me some salsa.

You know she bought him those clothes, or rather dragged him to a nice store, forced him to get measured, picked out his clothes, and then had him pick up the bill. That’s literally the only time I’ve seen him not look like complete shit in a suit. I’ve never seen a picture of him in dress clothes that fit. In the prom picture he looks like a progeria kid who borrowed his dad’s suit that the weird goth girl is going to the prom with out of pity. No way is Anthony in any way responsible for the suave Mexican look.

Those are the tackiest dress clothes money can buy.

I dunno. He definitely looks like Long Island trash, but it’s not like he’s wearing a black shirt with a white tie.

I only see a man and a woman

Whenever I see Jill I think of her leaky,greasy butthole.

I can’t get past the cross-eyed fake tits, personally.

Cheats on pretty woman then goes on radio and reveals embarassing personal details about her. Such a real man.

Luckily, karma eventually fucked him in the ass

I thought her name was Sue.

Chris Penn?

It's crazy how much his head grew from hgh

Eww , who would want that classy beautiful woman ? Bring on the mentally troubled goth teenage whiskey tangoes 🍻

Anthony somehow has spent his 40’s looking like 7 completely different people.

Anthony is every Long Island trash that won the Mega Millions and went broke within 5 years.

Whites can’t compete.

it looks like someone took a tanning spray gun and just swiped it across that faggots face on the left

you think he’s wearing a t-shirt underneath?

He really is a bolo tie away from selling me some salsa.

I thought her name was Sue.