What the fuck is up with NJ and Long Island rejects that get famous? Everything is a bit, a wacky song parody, calculated outfits, or a schtick they go to their grave with. Colin Quinn is the only person that actually lived amongst and studied these people and escaped.
He could direct and star in a movie with Norton about two Progeria kids and their bucket list. It would be super funny because instead of old people things it's stuff like smoking weed and dating a 20 year old girl... you know... things kids think is special and cool.
This fuck had to have a heart attack to make him go "hmm, maybe I should stop eating so much". Apparently the risk of dropping dead and leave his daughter fatherless wasn't enough.
I don’t particularly enjoy his movies, agree with him on almost nothing, and he cries like a baby girl at nonsense. But I’m not gonna take this away from him: he did what people like Bobby Kelly and “I waz roiped!!!” cannot do. Decided he had had enough of being a fat pig and took care of it. And I usually enjoyed him on the air with Opie and Anthony, he never bitched about their content or complained about much of anything at all. I have always been surprised by the hate he gets here, he is more bland than bothersome to me.
Still has a lazy piece of shit body. Smartphone necked faggot dressed like a Linkin’ Park fan that thinks weed and skateboarding are “the pinnacle of edgy shit to partake in”.
Never did a pushup in his life. Underneath those baggy stuck-in-the-90s rags is a saggy limp body of someone who’s never endured a real physical challenge in his entire life.
All he ever made was out of touch shit movies that can only entice a teenager who’s also a closet faggot.
Is there anything worse than a guy that acts like comic books are high art?
I like the occasional cartoon or video game, but I'm not sitting here acting like I'm cultured. I don't sit around pontificating about the thematic devices in Super Mario Brothers.
65 comments
1 JuulSantana 2019-02-28
The please have sex with my wife starter kit
1 stinkyslit 2019-02-28
The Al Sharpton look
1 carribbeanjimmy 2019-02-28
Check out the AIDS mahhhn!
1 CoffeeCard847 2019-02-28
*empties
1 rahtin 2019-02-28
Empty skin flaps
1 Son_Of_Mr_Sam 2019-02-28
Nobody's got AIDS.
And I don't wanna hear that word in here again!
1 nomobjustice 2019-02-28
AIDS!?
1 gayjohn75 2019-02-28
Fatman...Get it?
1 metalion4 2019-02-28
Wait a minute..... hahahaaha das fawkin good
1 late_50s_why 2019-02-28
Laugh and grow fat?
1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-02-28
Nice of him to mark his fisting arms, so they don't get confused in the heat of the moment
1 TedBacon 2019-02-28
I'd stick his offspring. Pretty much only right at this moment, I don't imagine the passage of time is going to be forgiving to that one.
1 El_Heato 2019-02-28
She's a vegan Hollywood flake. She needs south Chicago black snake.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-02-28
Same with Apatow's daughter.
1 AlastairBelmont 2019-02-28
Unfortunately for him, heads don't shrink. He needs to start lifting and stop with the baggy shit.
1 JimandFred 2019-02-28
Artie if Artie were more pathetic.
1 ElFaporino 2019-02-28
Or maybe equally pathetic in a different way
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-02-28
let's agree on more pathetic
1 LeBaronpencil 2019-02-28
In the picture on the right he looks like the grandson of Mike from Breaking Bad, if he were a gigantic faux nerd faggot.
1 crookedmile 2019-02-28
He lost a ton of weight. Good for him
1 pussycreamdreamteam 2019-02-28
are you lost, mam?
1 crookedmile 2019-02-28
I don't think so. Sorry if I think this guy is hilarious and makes sweet movies, I guess that's not "cool" of me
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-02-28
His first four films were good, Red State was best film because it didn’t look or sound like a “Kevin Smith flick”.
1 SomervilleDan 2019-02-28
Nice skinnyfat body, stupid
1 AntsCamera 2019-02-28
Pizzagate motherfucker.
1 comic631 2019-02-28
ew https://imgur.com/a/wr0EvFu
1 Lemmy46 2019-02-28
Let’s see you with your shirt off, braggart.
1 0xAncientHist0ry 2019-02-28
Oof those jean shorts...
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-02-28
jorts*
JNCO style jorts no less
1 246h8 2019-02-28
Why do these assholes not know how to dress like a fucking adult?
1 PepperTheCentaur 2019-02-28
The guy reads comic books. What do you expect?
1 Vulgardervish 2019-02-28
What the fuck is up with NJ and Long Island rejects that get famous? Everything is a bit, a wacky song parody, calculated outfits, or a schtick they go to their grave with. Colin Quinn is the only person that actually lived amongst and studied these people and escaped.
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-02-28
He could direct and star in a movie with Norton about two Progeria kids and their bucket list. It would be super funny because instead of old people things it's stuff like smoking weed and dating a 20 year old girl... you know... things kids think is special and cool.
1 GraphOrlock 2019-02-28
Jim has to leave the room for that part
1 fskoti 2019-02-28
Hell, I don't like the guy but I'm glad he's doing well. Good for him.
1 Haunter94 2019-02-28
sigh it's a tough one.. the first An Evening With is pure gold.. then he started smoking weed and it really fucked up his delivery
1 JoeRogansPituitary 2019-02-28
He should put that doorknob in his butt.
1 drdetroit723 2019-02-28
True
1 diddlybooba 2019-02-28
This fuck had to have a heart attack to make him go "hmm, maybe I should stop eating so much". Apparently the risk of dropping dead and leave his daughter fatherless wasn't enough.
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2019-02-28
Why is it that every great big fat person who gets skinny always has a bobble head and narrow shoulders?
1 3sharpies2many 2019-02-28
Is this a symptom of that fat person surgery? It's like they never workout and just eat celery three times a day. They are skinny fat people.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-02-28
I don’t particularly enjoy his movies, agree with him on almost nothing, and he cries like a baby girl at nonsense. But I’m not gonna take this away from him: he did what people like Bobby Kelly and “I waz roiped!!!” cannot do. Decided he had had enough of being a fat pig and took care of it. And I usually enjoyed him on the air with Opie and Anthony, he never bitched about their content or complained about much of anything at all. I have always been surprised by the hate he gets here, he is more bland than bothersome to me.
1 simplexplodingman 2019-02-28
I mean it did take a heart attack for him to finally get his shit together but I agree I can't hate him near as much any more
1 rahtin 2019-02-28
He had a heart attack after he dropped the first bit of weight, then he went vegan and lost a ton more.
1 KYGGyokusai 2019-02-28
penn jillette straight up looks like a holocaust survivor now he needs to gain it all back asap
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-02-28
he put a band in. he did what steve c. could and hopefully will add to that list.
1 chik-fil-a 2019-02-28
Red State was alright.
1 MonicaKaczynski 2019-02-28
I thought Clerks was genius when I was like 12 years old. Now of course I realise it's gay and stupid and boring.
1 Terahite 2019-02-28
True but the animated series was funny.
1 Peckas1 2019-02-28
Imagine fantasizing about being obese while you're normal weight.
1 TheAlternateWarrior 2019-02-28
Looks like he's been hanging out with Goldberg from the Mighty Ducks
1 Turd32 2019-02-28
Damn Dawg
1 HoagieErocktion 2019-02-28
He's the pencil necked amalgamation of all white liberal faggot men. A walking male View.
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-02-28
Please name one good movie from this dude.
1 uncle_touchy_dance 2019-02-28
Dud*
1 KaneRobot 2019-02-28
Cries at comic book movie trailers
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-02-28
Can you imagine how horrendous those shoes smell, considering that he's wearing Vans without socks in every photo he's ever taken?
https://cake.imgix.net/m/3sLST3jL2RKk_1533923791053.jpeg?fit=max&fm=pjpg&h=640&q=65&w=680
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DkCH2ccXoAEDxZ5.jpg:large
https://www.usmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/kevin-smith-zoom.jpg
1 LaphogWizard 2019-02-28
Nothing sadder than middle-aged faggots wearing tacky colored Vans, trying to retain their youth.
1 sumant28 2019-02-28
Good to see him happy after going vegan
1 Tashter 2019-02-28
Nice clothes, stupid.
1 Tashter 2019-02-28
Still has a lazy piece of shit body. Smartphone necked faggot dressed like a Linkin’ Park fan that thinks weed and skateboarding are “the pinnacle of edgy shit to partake in”.
Never did a pushup in his life. Underneath those baggy stuck-in-the-90s rags is a saggy limp body of someone who’s never endured a real physical challenge in his entire life.
All he ever made was out of touch shit movies that can only entice a teenager who’s also a closet faggot.
Fuck this retarded bitch.
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-02-28
At the same time, im glad he's finally slimming down. Now he doesnt have to wear these fucking stupid faggy clothes
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-02-28
Is there anything worse than a guy that acts like comic books are high art?
I like the occasional cartoon or video game, but I'm not sitting here acting like I'm cultured. I don't sit around pontificating about the thematic devices in Super Mario Brothers.
1 Billyassman 2019-02-28
Getting your retard dressed,is a full time job.
1 Chaddox710 2019-02-28
Relax your stupid eyebrows, asshole.
Every stupid picture he’s in he has that stupid surprised face, and it makes me want to punch him more and more each time i see him.