Not me. One of my friends was the first to get a car and drunk drove. He crashed killing himself and his girlfriend.

It put me off.

So I just didn't get a car for ten years.

Ok terrific

No problem. The funeral was the last time all the old school group were together. It was a weird parting of the ways. Very end of teen drama series ending.

Hilarious!

How did you get around if you didn't drive?

Decent public transport links... Lots of people in big towns or cities don't have cars. I have a family wedding out in the country and am shocked by how many people I know who don't have cars. Well off people in their 40's/50's from London have no need for a car

u/killakuhn

I had just come home from a deployment and was staying at my mother's. I crashed through a pole and into a tree next to the house.

She got to watch me absolutely bomb a field sobriety test, piss my pants, and attempt to fight a bunch of cops and get my ass kicked.

Great story for family gatherings

Did you have to fight them for laughing when you pissed yourself?

They said I pissed myself. I told them I didn't. They said I did. And then it was time to defend my pissy pantsed honor

They were right

My aunt and grandfather were killed by a drunk driver after he went to pick her up after someone attempted to kidnap and rape her. My father was permanently scarred and became a terrible absentee parents as a result. This contributed years later to my subsequent alcoholism and his complete mental breakdown when I myself was nearly killed is a severe collision. Smell my finger.

That's terrible, I'm sorry. How did your aunt and grandfather die?

Oh , fuck you Jim

https://giphy.com/gifs/animated-dancing-inflatable-12dpLtkNiqc5zO

So I heard your aunt and grandfather died.

*flails arms like a frantic buffoon.

Was your grandma's box that good?

Was? She didn't get a hip replacement for no reason.

This old white bitch i used to work with declared to the whole office that she got a dui which was impossible because she only had 3 glasses of wine so clearly she was the real victim. She was always on the phone with hecar insurance trying to negotiate a lower rate and giving them sob stories about how she couldn't afford it and begging people for rides

I've been pulled over wasted twice and let go both times because the address on my driver's license means I'm probably quite wealthy.

u/chadzumock

I went to high school with a guy who got a DWI six hours after he got his DL. Crashed into a big pile of dirt, then pissed on the side of a police car.

legend!

'Hit roundabout in fog', 'Spiritual experience', 'Safety first', or 'I was time travelling, officer'... I've got a few, but I think I'm gonna save them for my upcoming Dudcast, where I octuple-down on not giving a care, fuk yeh!

One time one of the kids in my neighborhood got hit while he was darting across the street. I don't know if the lady was drunk but she was black. Anyway we all made fun of him for it.

My coworker’s husband threw a Miller Lite can out of his car window at a gas station just as a cop pulled up behind him. Pretty great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ig-QD2cRxE&t=3s

I took a jeep's handbrake off at the top of a hill after my first Milkyway.

What's it to you, wolfshirt?

I wasn't , and rarely am. This is a comedy sub first; I don't come here to spit on people who don't bother me.

My cousin was racing his friend down side streets in the neighborhood and proceeded to crash his car into a house. The house was three doors down from his so it wasn't awkward at all living there for the next 10 years.

Someone in my family was drunk and drove into the garage door like a battering ram. New door is nice though.