This Sub’s Greatest Crime Is Making Me Feel Pity For Anthony Cumia

50  2019-02-28 by DiggerNick315

I come here, and I read countless posts mocking a geriatric, substance-abusing wreck of a man, slowly rotting away in the basement of his soon-to-be foreclosed McMansion, desperately trying to run a podcast that no one listens to, that hemorrhages money, and fails entirely at capturing the lightning in a bottle that made him notorious. This pathetic thing drowns himself in drugs and alcohol to numb the feeling of knowing that his legacy as a radio host has been totally destroyed by his own, demented downfall, and as he fades away into obscurity, alone, with no children of his own to carry on his memory, no stable loving companion, surrounded only by a carnival of freaks and enablers sly enough to shake him down for everything he has, the abuse wrought by himself on his own failing body will finally kill this sad, old man, never having come to terms with the fact that he alone was responsible for his entire cascade of life failures, and never making peace with his own, latent homosexuality. I see this portrait of abject patheticness almost every day and, for a minute, I feel sympathy for such a miserable character.

And then I remember that Anthony Cumia is a violent racist, domestically abusive pedophile who manipulates the young and mentally ill to fulfill his sexual degeneracies, physically assaults women and the mentally disabled like a raving animal, cannot control his inclinations for drugs and alcohol to such an extent that it cost him his drivers license and all his firearms, and was so caustically racist that it lost him a six figure job and saw him booted from social media several times over, and that this creature of a man, to this day, is so disgustingly arrogant that he has yet to consider that any of this degeneracy may for a second be at his own fault. Fuck Anthony Cumia and Fuck his deadbeat Nigger of a brother, too.

31 comments

1  JuulSantana 2019-02-28

Nice novel, stupid.

1  AntsCamera 2019-02-28

He also slurped on Sue Lightning little pencil dick.

1  Skyfryer 2019-02-28

That’s the only way he could rationalise his action. He can’t just own up to being a goo gobbler. He had to go for the most limp dicked mentally damaged looking creature so as not to validate his buried sissiness.

1  ObsessiveMuso 2019-02-28

Mangled midget thumb of a schlong.

1  AntsCamera 2019-02-28

I t looks like someone stomped on it, then tried to duct tape it up poorly.

1  PatBattle1 2019-02-28

StandWithAnt

1  MKAW 2019-02-28

JeSuisPédéraste

1  Greeced_Lightning 2019-02-28

You forgot the part where he has skin like exposed concrete

1  XenusWingman 2019-02-28

God plug: "Dragged Across Concrete" opening March 22.

1  yevyoyevyo 2019-02-28

lost him a six figure job

Perhaps more than that, stupid.

1  NguyenLevin71 2019-02-28

I wouldn’t be surprised if they were on $750k-1m. The $3m figure that gets kicked around may have been close to accurate when they were on terrestrial, but I don’t think they ever got close to that at SXM.

1  sexylarrytate 2019-02-28

The Cumia brothers are not running for office so why obsess so negatively about them? You can make jokes about them and be funny, but long winded posts about their moral standing is either mental illness or a delusional attempt at being funny.

1  FaggotBannedKeith 2019-02-28

The Cumia brothers are not running for office

Is that even possible without a high school degree?

1  NguyenLevin71 2019-02-28

I’d also like to see their long form birth certificates.

1  notadegenerate2 2019-02-28

Says here they were actually born in Tunisia.

1  sexylarrytate 2019-02-28

Now that's funny. My point is the post is boring and makes you think "why bother writing this drivel?"

1  FaggotBannedKeith 2019-02-28

Joe running for office would be great.

1  PhishInVa2 2019-02-28

Hard to understand you with Ants old wrinkly balls crammed so far down your throat.

1  notadegenerate2 2019-02-28

Most people here are one of or all of the things they call him. But this is reddit so fake moral outrage is the weapon of choice.

1  Anarox 2019-02-28

Jeeeeeeeeesus.

Yes. All of it. Yes

1  iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-02-28

No one is reading that, faggot.

1  deep_legal_shit 2019-02-28

And then I remember that Anthony Cumia is a violent racist, domestically abusive pedophile who manipulates the young and mentally ill to fulfill his sexual degeneracies, physically assaults women and the mentally disabled like a raving animal, cannot control his inclinations for drugs and alcohol to such an extent that it cost him his drivers license and all his firearms, and was so caustically racist that it lost him a six figure job and saw him booted from social media several times over, and that this creature of a man, to this day, is so disgustingly arrogant that he has yet to consider that any of this degeneracy may for a second be at his own fault.

this makes him sound cool

1  Christopher_Barton 2019-02-28

It makes him sound homeless.

1  deep_legal_shit 2019-02-28

racist comment makers shouldn't just be evicted and fired they should be executed for their crime

1  Christopher_Barton 2019-02-28

You'd catch more execution support for bringing up that he's a child fucker. Most wouldn't mind the racism if he was funny about it and that unfunny obsession didn't torch his career forever.

1  Themenwithnoname 2019-02-28

$5K

1  JohnDough911 2019-02-28

Nice treatise, stupid.

1  agios_o_cum 2019-02-28

he should nail it to the front door of Ant's house like Martin Luther.

1  HandsomeBlue 2019-02-28

"... and Rise Again"

1  detroitjerkoff 2019-02-28

I see another best seller here. Get a box of sharpies and sign this post

1  ichise8 2019-02-28

ok faggot, whats next