Sam has become the hole who has to reign in wacky, edgy Jim.

You don’t think that’s funny?

Goat cackle

reign in wacky, edgy Jim.

You don't have to reign in a guy who is passive aggressively staring at his phone entire shows.

Sam's beard looks like a fake beard in a school play on a 5 year old.

he looks like the Lorax

If Lorax was a faggot

He isn’t?

Pretty sure The Lorax is bi.

He could shave rest of that shit and leave a grade A handlebar mustache.

Hilarious that he grew that disgusting thing immediately after the Porsalin doc...sure it had absolutely no impact on him though.

Oh so what you're saying Jim is:

‹87 sentence-long retelling of what was literally just said but in the negative..›and we don't have any impact on their lives? Ohh.. no?

NYAHEENYANYANYAHEEHEEHEE

HEENYAAHEENYAAHEE

You don't think that _____?????

Nnnnnnooooooooooooo

He's playing Joseph (which would make Norton Mary)

"And then in 4th grade, I stole my uncle's toupee and glued it to my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew school play"

Nice mice, stupids.

Jimmy looks like his alcoholism has caused a severe deterioration in his health. He won't make it before Easter 2019. How Fawkin sad.

Who snaps pictures of these idiots daily?

Someone who doesn’t want to be there.

Still no wedding ring on Sammie's chicken finger

This is a good angle. Did he used to?

To my autistic knowledge

Jimmy looks like a lesbian undergoing chemo

I wanna give him the same treatment Christopher Walken gives Dennis Hopper in True Romance.

Superficially applauding him before I shoot him in the face.

I love this guy!

I’ll take one of those chesterfields now

Mario Bosco

jim isn't as manly

Jimmy is to Grandma Glasses as Sideshow Bob is to rakes. He just can’t avoid them. Every time he goes to Lenscrafters he says to himself “okay, this time I’m gonna get it right. This time I’m NOT going to buy grandma glasses” but then he walks out looking like Mama’s Family.

Jim looks extra AIDSy today

I should listen to this show!

Looks like Jim has a new bit! "Just wearing the hood guy". I bet Sam asks him about it on air, and Jim playfully and coyly pretends he doesn't know what he's talking about. But Sam mentions it, and Jim purposefully hurries through to the next topic, pretending it's not even a thing!

These early show hijinks definitely need a video element!

Oh boy that sure would be a hoot! I wonder if he will also cheekily (tss get it!) pass gas, pretend he doesn't notice anything, sheepishly decline to answer his accusations, then loudly admit in front of his D-list celebrity guest that, "I HAVE TO SHIT/PASS DESPERATELY DUDE" thus making everyone question why the fuck they're even a show.

Jesus, at least my 60-something year old mom has a reason for her silly Basque Throw, while triggering worms with her wine.

So many highlighted paper sheets to delivers such an lackluster show.

If only SiriusXM investors gave a care..

Sam is turning into Fez.

Norton is shrinking

Jesus, Sam looks like a 67 year-old, depressed homeless guy. So not had for him

At least the Worm isn’t wearing a Black Sabbath or KISS shirt.

Is he wearing his THRILLA IN MANILA, Johnny Cash, or a faggoty UFC shirt - all freebies? I literally didn't notice, honestly.. I'd tell ya if I did.

Cutesy irony Jim is the fucking worst

Don't motherfuck me on the computer mouses.

Sam looks like a 5th grader dressed as stone wall jackson for his social studies project

Mother Theresa is on the show today

Lawrence of HatesLabias

I HATE Jimmy being ironic. It's literally all he does not on Jim and Sam. He's actually worse than Sam on that show

I cant even begin to imagine what the show is like now

Did Sam commit a serious crime or something recently? It's so weird a person would radically change their appearance to that of a homeless person for no reason.

His parents committed the crime and the sin but its too late now. I think what he's doing is trying to cover up the deformity with the beard but also kind of play his grooming into the condition so as to kind of blur what's what. Conversely, if he had a clean shaven manicured beard and haircut it would horribly understate the extend of the disease.

Anyways, I'm not a doctor but didn't that kid from 'Mask' end up dying from it eventually? Like the cranium starts pulling away from the brain and all kinds of fucked up internal bleeding and all that ends up killing the victims?

Justice Ginsburg does her great Fonzie impression on Sirius Radio.

It’s sickening that you guys are making fun of an obvious leukemia patient

I tried listening to 15 minutes yesterday and it was 15 minutes of commercials.

They were on commercials when I started and I checked back every 5 mins. At the 10 min mark they started doing the 'reads'. First it was Sam fucking up a bunch of names. Then Jim.

It went on for fucking ever.

Who are the honest fans of this show?

Norton looks like a nun. Only difference is nuns don’t get fucked by dudes

Sam is the "hole" of the show

They're both the hole.

Today was the first time I ever googled something not even that obscure and the first video that came up was a Notsam interview. As in, I didn't have to specifically search for this and look through a bunch of thumbnails to find it. It was depressing, knowing that Sam isn't an obscure, irrelevant failure, but someone actually somewhat respected in radio.

Jim n Sam both have hideous hair.

My ex girlfriend wears the same glasses as jim

Sam Roberts should have no human rights.

Oh my god three mice and only 2 of them what a couple of kooks

Sam looks like he's wearing one of the shiity beards they used in Cannibal The Musical.

Oh no, the fucking worm has transparent glasses now.

Listen, hearkening back to an Opie tweet sometimes featured on the front page here - Sam, the shitty intern who hung around long enough to luck into some bullshit (sneaky shit who snickered and manipulated all along) but Sam is now the Host. Sam is the lead, the Sam Show and Norton is, incredibly, still the 3rd Mic, the little wackster behind Bossman Sam.

holy shit, Bobo shows up as Sam's 'Cohost' now and Worm as 3rd mic. If Sam dies of that growth hormone problem then it will go 'Denny 1, Bobo 2 and Worm 3' too.

Sam looks like something you'd clean a fireplace out with. Jim looks like a ghoulish pedo as usual. Between the two of them they somehow manage to reach a Jacko level of freakishness

So again with ugly (wacky?) glasses and something on his head. Yawn. Six years ago, that would’ve been the worst thing you could have said about him, the thing that would’ve pissed him off the most, and now it’s standard. Yawn.

"We're two guys...."

Damn I cancelled last night. Looks like i'm missing out

Simisan Sam has aged 16 fucking years in last couple months....

Maybe he's dying...like the weird looking, cancer-striken lesbian to his right....

The guy on the left is 50 years old and looking for a girlfriend

Jim is 50 years old. Just let that sink in. The worm still needs to hit over 60 before he’s spent half of his life not living with his parents.

Worm really is a perfect way to describe Jim the faggot fake addict piece of shit that he is.

These aren't real people

Isnt this the sort of shit they used to mock other radio couples about?

Ya know, seeing jim stand next to someone who was once his intern made me remember how he's done nothing really noteworthy in 10 years. Oh wow one special and a shitty chip podcast where he beats a dead horse. Boo.

When someone as annoying as Sam is making sad, "save me" eyes, unimaginable what a fucking pain Jim must be.

its a wild show.