r/opieandanthony: The Elephant in the Room - An Amy Schumer Documentary: Part 1

So what's the point of it then? The reason the Sam Roberts and Jim Norton documentaries are good is that they dredge up the dirt and aim to be concise with it

1 BeigeFrequency 2019-02-27

I explained that in the first 2 minutes of the video. This isn't about dunking on Amy by editing together contractions and hypocrisy. It's about the big picture.

1 benniezoom12 2019-02-27

Okay well the documentaries that have gotten to the subjects are the ones that dunk on them.

I really don't see the point of this, what is the 'big picture'? The attention span of viewers today means they'll listen to the first two minutes and switch to another video because no one cares about your opinions, they want to see the dirt clearly laid out in one video

Not a lord of the rings trilogy of you waffling on with judgements of how her comedy developed, it's meaningless

1 BeigeFrequency 2019-02-27

Then go watch those documentaries, or make your own Schumer video. I can only make the videos the way I think they should be made. If people don't want to watch them, it is what it is.

1 PhishInVa2 2019-02-27

And what do you bring to the table? Nothing. So shut the fuck up. Beige (or any of us) don’t care what you think about any of this.

1 benniezoom12 2019-02-27

You could say that to the hundreds of people that judge radio shows on here every day without making one themselves

1 NguyenLevin71 2019-02-27

“The big picture”

I see what you did there...

1 Thili905 2019-02-27

This documentary on her stealing Patrice’s special’s title is brilliant work as usualy BF 👏👏

1 fskoti 2019-02-27

I can't watch this right now, Rogan has Alex Jones on!

But I can't wait to see it.

1 BeigeFrequency 2019-02-27

I have disastrous timing.

1 fskoti 2019-02-27

I'm just saying, don't be discouraged if you don't get a huge rush of views... I can't wait to watch this. Your videos are fantastic. But Alex is talking about 5G giving us cancer and being used for mind control, I have to see this.

1 Hillarys_Brown_Eye 2019-02-27

She can eat my asshole.

1 wqt00 2019-02-27

Is it kosher?

1 UhLookHereMan 2019-02-27

you think she'll stop there?

1 theblindingape 2019-02-27

Looking forward to this.

1 boogsuge 2019-02-27

Such great timing with her Netflix special coming out. Well done u slut

1 w0rldwr3stlingsh0w 2019-02-27

Can’t wait

1 SkippyBoJangles 2019-02-27

Anyone want to tldr this for me? Besides the normal hate for being unfunny what's going on with her?

1 Teppler832 2019-02-27

You think people only dislike her because she's not funny?

1 SkippyBoJangles 2019-02-27

That's kind of what I'm asking here. What else is she being targeted for. The video is 45 minutes long, and I just wanted a tldr.

1 Teppler832 2019-02-27

She sold out, she's a thief and her overall morals are horrible on top of not being funny.

1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-02-27

As always, thank you for your service.

1 GimmeSomeBrain 2019-02-27

Well done. Looking forward to the next part.

1 deep_legal_shit 2019-02-27

bruh dropping this when Alex Jones is literally live on JRE

1 couscous_anonymous 2019-02-27

The popcorn bit on ellen is ridiculous.

1 BeigeFrequency 2019-02-27

It's so brazen.

1 Artie-Larger 2019-02-27

She must’ve wanted to kill her, but she looks petty if she calls her out.

1 SWIMsfriend 2019-02-27

Ellen has been the most macho person in California for a decade now. She could probably fuck over Schumer if she wanted.

1 JMueller2012 2019-02-27

Ellen has been the most macho person in California for a decade now.

What?

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-02-27

small dyke big ego

1 0xAncientHist0ry 2019-02-27

Trying to deflect from the Cohen testimony. I see what you did beige.

1 Well_Fed_Nana 2019-02-27

Well done. However I would have at least mentioned something about how her style and jokes around the time she did the Charlie Sheen roast were clearly indicative of the fact that her then boyfriend, Anthony Jeselnik, was writing her material. After they broke up, her joke structures and subject matter changed considerably.

1 ifthisonedoesntwork 2019-02-27

Nice memory span, stupid.

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-02-27

"Ok, Beige, try to keep this one more objective. Don't just come out of the gate calling her fat."

Titled The Elephant in the Room

1 BeigeFrequency 2019-02-27

I couldn't resist.

1 UNDERAGEGRAPIST 2019-02-27

Respect

1 KaneRobot 2019-02-27

Neither could she, by the looks of her.

1 AmberBeard 2019-02-27

Fat pig cunt.

1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-02-27

Kudos, Beige.

One question: Why the middle eastern music? It's not a Cumia doc.

1 BeigeFrequency 2019-02-27

Popular demand and it's only one song at the beginning.

1 DennisFalcoon 2019-02-27

Keep it, I say. Feels like your signature at this point.

1 BeigeFrequency 2019-02-27

It's also just a good song as far as royalty free music goes

1 Drunk_Toddler 2019-02-27

Goddamn this is pretty great.

1 Audibledogfarts 2019-02-27

I'm seeing three dislikes on his video. Joe is one of them.

1 PeeSoup3030 2019-02-27

Who are the 3 faggots that downvoted?

1 dammitjenkins20cars 2019-02-27

What a most pleasant YouTube notification to get. I'm off to buy popcorn.

1 Teppler832 2019-02-27

I've been a critic of Beige but this is probably his best work so far. I'm about 25 mins in. The weakest point has been him going off an a personal tangent about Anthony. Stick to the person you're talking about in the doc. Don't get side tracked next time with your personal passion hate.

1 BeigeFrequency 2019-02-27

I think the Anthony part is very necessary to the video. It shows how much Amy has changed in a few years. She used to be pals with a racist woman beater and was saying she didn't have sex with black guys because she didn't want her stock to go down.

1 MowgliCSM 2019-02-27

When I initially heard this part, I felt it was straying too far off the main focus of the documentary, but at the end it came back around nicely to make your point. How it was pulled off though made it feel like it was not particularly pertinent.

1 UNDERAGEGRAPIST 2019-02-27

I agree, I just think you should look at the long term pay off of these documentaries. Obviously the title is hilarious and authentic to your artistry but at the same time I think the most funny thing in the world would be if you successfully went viral with a documentary tearing apart someone with such broad recognition as BIG AMY.

Imagine getting hundreds of thousands of subs and getting a legitimate audience for your movies where idiots would legimitately FEAR your documentaries and you could actually be a force for good in the world. Seeing this sub impact culture on a giant scale would be the ultimate apotheosis of our efforts here on this small but dedicated sub.

1 individual02 2019-02-27

The Anthony part was totally justified in my eyes. I actually thought you nailed a lot of the pacing and editing. Technically I think it’s your best one. It was hilarious too. Looking forward to the rest

1 cbanks420lol 2019-02-27

People should make sure Big Amy sees this. She did an instagram post about this sub and it's documentaries, she's running scared.

1 BeigeFrequency 2019-02-27

From your lips to God's ears, big dog.

1 NguyenLevin71 2019-02-27

There’s almost no chance she won’t see it.

1 supercam2121 2019-02-27

I feel like because of the name she will just write it off as the usual hate she gets. If the title was more objective we would have a much higher chance of her watching it out of pure curiosity to see how she’s portrayed. A tempting to title to not use though so I get it

1 MonicaKaczynski 2019-02-27

"just a midsection as flabby as her own" bahahaha. the part about her shitty joke delivery was spot on. she literally steals existing, objectively funny jokes and butchers them. those 40mins flew by. you're a prodigy, Beige. please seek counseling after all that Amy material you had to suffer through, you may have lasting trauma

1 BeigeFrequency 2019-02-27

she literally steals existing, objectively funny jokes and butchers them.

That is almost worse than the joke theft itself.

1 Chainer 2019-02-27

Thank you!

1 TranthonyRapesKids 2019-02-27

Excellent work man. You really went deep. I'm glad you put in the Joe Rogaine hypocrisy part. I hate that ballwashing faggot

1 beigedocumentaryfan 2019-02-27

Wait r u beige

Shiiiit my username was meant to say porsalin i got the wrong 1

How do u change it

1 NguyenLevin71 2019-02-27

You gotta start over.

1 marionssilverplatter 2019-02-27

Not saying Marma dropped the ball exactly, but the next person in here who gets terminal better throw pigs blood on this bag of shit before they expire.

1 RacksDiciprine 2019-02-27

I love how you worked in Bonnie bombing on stage dressed as a guy. Keep up the good work sir

1 suirogerg 2019-02-27

u/BeigeFrequency thank you man. You’re making the eurotrash beer I have here in Porsalin country taste semi decent.

1 BeigeFrequency 2019-02-27

Porsalin country

I thought alcohol was illegal in Saudi Arabia.

1 suirogerg 2019-02-27

Saudi Arabia, UK, what’s the difference? It’s legal here but highly frowned upon. Now if you’ll excuse me, good sir, I’ve gotta Ben up for Friday prayers.

Thanks for the incredible part 1, sir.

1 hSUitMSi 2019-02-27

her appearances on rogan are identical to one another. all the same topics, anecdotes, and jokes. it's bizarre.

1 ImDickJustice 2019-02-27

I love you and I love your stupid sheep picture.

1 Autist69420 2019-02-27

Love the bob kelly slam. Thanx for the content beige!

1 Costel2digit 2019-02-27

Elephant I the room is the name of Patrice O'Neal's one hour special. Why does she have to steal everything from everybody?

1 PretzlKing 2019-02-27

Remarkable work, Beige. This was entertaining and informative.

1 QuantumDice 2019-02-27

I tried watching full screen, and my video stream broke.

"Theater Mode" is "best" I'm gonna get with this one.

1 naturalinfidel 2019-02-27

I watched this documentary on the big living room tv just like a new Sunday night episode of Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.

1 i_dont_give_a_care 2019-02-27

My only criticism is the amount of time that's spent explaining to us what you’re not going to do. Just get to the fucking point and stop defending your own choices.

1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-02-27

Yeah that drives me crazy. I like these documentrees but that is incredibly annoying and he does it in all of them.

1 Bibimbap4211 2019-02-27

First time seeing her stand up. Wow is she bad.

1 Doug_Graves 2019-02-27

Everyone agrees that Schumer was okay when she was just an extension of Anthony Jizzle-neck, right... because the jokes at the start were funny.

1 supercam2121 2019-02-27

I feel like because of the name she will just write it off as the usual hate she gets. If the title was more objective we would have a much higher chance of her watching it out of pure curiosity to see how she’s portrayed. A tempting to title to not use though so I get it

1 SirSodomy 2019-02-27

I love all the little inside jokes peppered about.

1 Skatepunkrevival 2019-02-27

When you cut to the pig, I busted out laughing. Almost made me crash my truck.

1 hariolus 2019-02-27

I planned on watching the Cohen testimony on my commute. Then Alex does almost 5 hours on Rogan. Now one of my favorite YT docomunetarians drops this. I'm set for the next week.

1 RickVince 2019-02-27

Wait there's two guys making documentaries? Are these people that interesting?

Also did anyone watch that fucking 4 hour one on Rogan?

1 cosko 2019-02-27

2.5 million in a day and a half

1 Skip4play 2019-02-27

I feel that Ant is wondering how he missed out on all that heat.

1 taint_stuffer 2019-02-27

Love the title tie in with her being a hog and her stealing Patrice’s joke. Thanks for the upload

1 TheActorGreggHughes 2019-02-27

I really appreciate your work Beige, unfortunately I think the subject matter on this was a misstep. Progressives don't care about your past if you're towing the company line in 2019. Anyone that isn't a progressive and already knows your work already knows about Pig Schumer's joke theft and change in her comedy style.

I think your next doc should be about Joe Rogan. A ton of material and a ton of fans on both sides of the issues Rogan continuously flip flops on.

Solid work either way.

1 Antlovessue 2019-02-27

God damn this one is good

1 WilliamHenryJustice 2019-02-27

Holy shit it’s here

1 camaro69 2019-02-27

God gave Amy a face that shouldn't go over 110 lbs. But, then she indulged way too much transforming her into a pig in 2012 and now a full-fledged hog in 2019.

1 mrjunkyardman 2019-02-27

I agree with the others that this is probably your best yet. Personal favorite line was ‘timing of a miscarriage’

1 BeigeFrequency 2019-02-27

Thanks. I put a lot of effort into it-especially the editing-so people saying that it is my best makes me very happy.

1 Terahite 2019-02-27

The title is a triple entendre. I love you Beige.

1 will4two 2019-02-27

Why did your narrators voice balls drop?

1 BeigeFrequency 2019-02-27

They didn't; this pretty close to my natural voice. I really am quite socially awkward and spectrumy so it took a long time to figure out how to narrate properly. In early videos I was trying to be animated and made my voice a lot higher and sing-song.

1 will4two 2019-02-27

I liked your daffodils voice better. But then again, you know...

1 lowendranger 2019-02-27

You're doing a grand job. Relax.

1 willfalls2 2019-02-27

Ah this is good

1 vsehorrorshow93 2019-02-27

timing of a miscarriage lmao

1 dhort13 2019-02-27

Great job, BeigeFrequency.

Did you come across Schumer’s appearance on Stern when she talked about getting ragdolled by her boyfriend, the wrestler Dolph Ziggler? That seemed to gain her a lot of notoriety.

1 dalgriff 2019-02-27

Good job Beige. Did a good job of exposing her in an objective and moral way.

1 mb0087 2019-02-27

Really liked how it addresses more than just the joke lifting and points out nothing was really original about her ever.

1 Mcchisell 2019-02-27

Kevin Nealon seems like a good egg

1 suchanjv 2019-02-27

I love you. Like a faggot loves a homo.

1 agree-with-you 2019-02-27

I love you both

1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-27

Great work once again proving Americans are better than the British

1 lowendranger 2019-02-27

I never noticed before how much she apes Louis' delivery.

1 KANEWTSKI 2019-02-27

Great job!

1 flibbovic 2019-02-27

I loved the Bob Kelly segment, too bad you had to include her actual stand up.

1 JuulSantana 2019-02-27

Great job, Beige. I give Ellen amazing props for having the will power to not say anything to that pig on her show. What an arrogant cunt. I never thought in a million years I would be offended by someone disrespecting Ellen fucking Degeneres

1 nointernetforyou 2019-02-27

This is great. Made my day.

1 SpergLord5000 2019-02-27

https://funnymemess.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/3-min-22-267x300.jpg

1 keatnzs 2019-02-27

Out of interest, did she ever film herself taking the lie detector test and put that on her show?

1 gayjohn75 2019-02-27

Key and Peele sucks

1 fish_flower 2019-02-27

I'm just so excited about part 2

1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-02-27

Bonnie McFarlane sucks so bad. You could make an entire documentary exposing what a failure Women Aren't Funny is.

1 nwcredpill 2019-02-27

Good shit Beige. Your style reminds me of Fredrik Knudsen's Down the Rabbit Hole youtube series. Subjecting yourself to that much Amy Schumer is like being bombarded with radiation.

1 BlackManMoan 2019-02-27

Thank you for this, and I look forward to the next installment. She really needs to be kicked off her pedestal so people can stop being afraid of speaking out against her. Watching Buress pussy-foot around the subject on JRE was enranging because he really seemed like he wanted to say something.

Cosby was already finished and there was plenty of official shit out there against him. Ms. Piggy seems to have the ability to lobotomize people who speak out against her considering anyone who does immediately back peddle less than 24-hours later.

What is the real deal with her, and why is she being propped up?

1 Osca_rg 2019-02-27

Who's funnier than Amy Schumer?

1 DennisFalcoon 2019-02-27

Keep it, I say. Feels like your signature at this point.

1 BeigeFrequency 2019-02-27

I explained that in the first 2 minutes of the video. This isn't about dunking on Amy by editing together contractions and hypocrisy. It's about the big picture.

1 MowgliCSM 2019-02-27

When I initially heard this part, I felt it was straying too far off the main focus of the documentary, but at the end it came back around nicely to make your point. How it was pulled off though made it feel like it was not particularly pertinent.

1 UNDERAGEGRAPIST 2019-02-27

I agree, I just think you should look at the long term pay off of these documentaries. Obviously the title is hilarious and authentic to your artistry but at the same time I think the most funny thing in the world would be if you successfully went viral with a documentary tearing apart someone with such broad recognition as BIG AMY.

Imagine getting hundreds of thousands of subs and getting a legitimate audience for your movies where idiots would legimitately FEAR your documentaries and you could actually be a force for good in the world. Seeing this sub impact culture on a giant scale would be the ultimate apotheosis of our efforts here on this small but dedicated sub.

1 individual02 2019-02-27

The Anthony part was totally justified in my eyes. I actually thought you nailed a lot of the pacing and editing. Technically I think it’s your best one. It was hilarious too. Looking forward to the rest

1 agree-with-you 2019-02-27

I love you both

The Elephant in the Room - An Amy Schumer Documentary: Part 1

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