Nice Austin Powers boots, stupid.

Asked her stylist for the "Dyke Henchman"

Reservoir Dykes.

Why is it that a gay in a feather boa is funny, but a lesb with a tie only irritates?

Is it really possible for a dyke to make any clothing funny?

EDIT: make anything funny?

No, I don't think so. There's one where I am who looks like Ernest Borgnine, and even the spectacle of her in a skirt gets pity rather than laughs.