r/opieandanthony: And Joe-C, you can get stomped by Opie, you 56-year-old baldheaded fag, blow me. You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listens to The Joseph Cumia Show.

A skillet, a mallet: Carol spits out salad. Then my girl asks: “Was Mom mincing scallots?” The Chiropractic, he can’t fix her back crick; while I’m at the Ranch sucking big fat black dick!

1 i69withmarion 2019-02-27

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti on the wall

1 ProfessionalCrump 2019-02-27

"You're nerve, Miss, to mock my service. I cooked pomme de terre!

I chopped rhombus-shaped beets, washed their bedding..."

1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-02-27

But he can't stretch, People's Court grows so vexxed

He opens his mouth but the judge says its far-fetched

It's all alleged, he's not Bono he plays The Edge

The clock's run out, no time to blame the reddit sledge

1 kingship75 2019-02-27

This verse deserves more love.

1 ichise8 2019-02-27

oof

1 deep_legal_shit 2019-02-27

LOL

1 yevyoyevyo 2019-02-27

Well well well if it isn't the subs two lamest faggots

1 deep_legal_shit 2019-02-27

dont talk about my friend like that

1 matt151617 2019-02-27

Now this looks like a job for Anthony So everybody, just follow me ‘Cause we need a little obscurity ‘Cause Twitter feels so empty without me

1 SamRobertsPhiltrum 2019-02-27

oof

1 Peckas1 2019-02-27

Opie Hughes...Real name no gimmicks (and wigs)

1 Holdontoyabutt 2019-02-27

Two Montauk girls go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside

chk chk ah chk chk chk chk ah

1 i_got_a_small_deeek 2019-02-27

He literally looks like his face is melting off.

1 dazzlefloss 2019-02-27

Though he's not the first king of controversy, he is the worst thing since Fez and Ron B; to do Hoo-Hoo bits so selfishly, and use them to get himself wealthy.

Hey! There's a concept that works, twenty million hacky shock jocks emerge, but no matter how many fish in the sea:

It will be so empty without Opie

1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-02-27

Just a faggot, Lamer than Danny Tanner via Bob Saget.

Suck'n black dick and earning no cash, gettin' frustrated by reddit caused a bad rash.

1 Doug_Graves 2019-02-27

Eminem looks a little like Roger from American Dad in this picture.

1 yevyoyevyo 2019-02-27

Not enough syllables crammed in at the end

1 i69withmarion 2019-02-27

Eminem's triple time is pretty good actually.