Well, I'm the guy who tells you there's guys you can hit and guys you can't. Now, that's not quite a guy you can't hit, but he's almost a guy you can't hit.
He drank a few beers when he was a teenager and had bad experiences. Very few people are full blown alcoholics as teenagers. He supposedly went sober in his teens, IIRC.
I think he claims to be an alcoholic for two reasons. One, victimhood is the currency of the United States, and James Norton is a weak-minded person. Second, the vast majority of comics ARE genuine drunks and addicts, so I think it's a ploy to fit into that crowd.
Most rehabs are essentially scams and it's common for them to con idiots in to believing that they are addicts that desperately need their help. It's common practice to go after children and to manipulate their idiot rube parents in to believing this nonsense. This is something that you should all read up on if you want to truly grasp what a complete moron devoid of genuine personality traits Jim really is. There are some good documentaries on the subject. The children that are forced to go along with this all eventually figure this out as they get older if they didn't at least kind of realize it all along. Jim is unique in that he still, after all these years, hasn't figured out that he and his idiot parents got conned. He still holds on to his "addiction" as a core part of his personality and has let it define his entire life which is genuinely pathetic and sad.
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1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-02-27
🎵 Shu-ut Uup
1 bobodid911 2019-02-27
Don't B messin' with the ''Lords'' Negguh !
1 deumae 2019-02-27
This was 2m before he stormed off on his bicycle with playing cards stuck to the wheels.
1 JansWreckedScooter 2019-02-27
And a pop can in the wheel so it kind of sounds like a motorcycle.
1 deumae 2019-02-27
Yes, that's what I meant; didn't know cans work too.
1 mattyisbatty 2019-02-27
For the kids that can't afford cards
1 deumae 2019-02-27
Off to buy a Fanta right now.
1 mattyisbatty 2019-02-27
Those are for spic's, buy a fucking Coke like a real American. Faggot
1 deumae 2019-02-27
1 Bannednot4gotten 2019-02-27
Fanta is a coke product tho
1 deumae 2019-02-27
And invented in the Fatherland, so who's the patriot now.
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2019-02-27
Braaaaappppp bitches. Gratatata.
1 LikeTimiTsAharderWay 2019-02-27
Well, I'm the guy who tells you there's guys you can hit and guys you can't. Now, that's not quite a guy you can't hit, but he's almost a guy you can't hit.
1 sexylarrytate 2019-02-27
Before kettle bells...and AIDS
1 juschippinyababe 2019-02-27
The light pink and blue kettle bells with the cute zebra stripe handles are the only ones Jim uses
1 Good2Go5280 2019-02-27
Sobriety hasn’t been kind to this dork.
1 mattyisbatty 2019-02-27
Was he ever truly an alcoholic, or does he just like to pretend he's done something good in his life?
1 ObsessiveMuso 2019-02-27
The Zimas were a real motherfucker man.
1 wqt00 2019-02-27
He drank a few beers when he was a teenager and had bad experiences. Very few people are full blown alcoholics as teenagers. He supposedly went sober in his teens, IIRC.
I think he claims to be an alcoholic for two reasons. One, victimhood is the currency of the United States, and James Norton is a weak-minded person. Second, the vast majority of comics ARE genuine drunks and addicts, so I think it's a ploy to fit into that crowd.
1 Smurfboy82 2019-02-27
If you're a 57 y/o man who never touched a substances except alcohol during a brief period as a teenager,you were never an addict.
hadn't thought of that but it fits his wormy character.
1 mattyisbatty 2019-02-27
Couldn't have said it better myself.
1 Killgore 2019-02-27
Most rehabs are essentially scams and it's common for them to con idiots in to believing that they are addicts that desperately need their help. It's common practice to go after children and to manipulate their idiot rube parents in to believing this nonsense. This is something that you should all read up on if you want to truly grasp what a complete moron devoid of genuine personality traits Jim really is. There are some good documentaries on the subject. The children that are forced to go along with this all eventually figure this out as they get older if they didn't at least kind of realize it all along. Jim is unique in that he still, after all these years, hasn't figured out that he and his idiot parents got conned. He still holds on to his "addiction" as a core part of his personality and has let it define his entire life which is genuinely pathetic and sad.
1 DentureChomp1488 2019-02-27
He had a bigger problem with Asteroids.
1 jjoharanyc1 2019-02-27
Don’t Fuck With Toast.
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2019-02-27
Toast is a PROBLEM.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-02-27
He holdin’
1 PrinceAlena 2019-02-27
The exact moment that confirmed Jim Norton is an untalented hack that cannot carry a radio show
1 KingPieceOfShieeeet 2019-02-27
When did he say this?
1 TheGreatBugsby 2019-02-27
I thought this was one of those ridiculous over-the-top things we make up. He actually said this?
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-02-27
Trust the sub!
1 PrinceAlena 2019-02-27
Pretty sure it was during the Esther Coup
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-02-27
Jimmy Rollins
1 Clean-Ween 2019-02-27
What's he an American born former professional baseball player or sumthin?
1 SalesCunt129 2019-02-27
No baby noises, Jerky
1 Nevespot 2019-02-27
A broken toilet of a human being.
Mind you, this is a good pre-AIDS picture!
1 estherku 2019-02-27
Looks like an obnoxious skinhead
1 NicoretteVos 2019-02-27
Pack of smokes rolled up in his shirt sleeves.
1 BlackManMoan 2019-02-27
Throw something? I thought he just groped their ass cheeks and pretended they didn't notice.
1 drdetroit723 2019-02-27
Nice neck chin, stupid
1 juschippinyababe 2019-02-27
To be fair I was that faggot that threw shit when my teachers turned around
1 Hillarys_Brown_Eye 2019-02-27
Obnoxious fuck.
1 NemoDupsy 2019-02-27
Only thing this little homo throws is his friends under the bus when they're in trouble.
1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-02-27
This faggot said he needed to quit drinking because he was walking around with a knife. I walk with a knife everyday, it's called being a fucking man.