Do I wish I still had my cushy job where I got paid millions to talk into a mic for a few hours a day? Of course not! Everything's going great!!

223  2019-02-27 by Itllbeceesh

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I love pretending dick cream shilling is actually interesting content people should pay for

Sometimes childspit and testosterone shots dont do it

He clearly resents Sam Roberts for having the spot he had hopes to get for himself. Ron Bennington alluded to that on one of Cumia's shitcasts when he still was doing them occasionally.

I still love that sxm let Ant do a few shows with J&S, obviously giving him hope that their relationship was improving. Maybe sirius would let him do a few shows a week at one of their studios or hell even hiring him back on full-time. He'd get better guests and more subscribers with a big satellite radio empire backing him again. His life could finally be back where it used to be.

Then they banned him from the building and didn't even tell him why, lol.

I wonder what went on there really.

Nobody mentions it.

Well, I mean, he never stopped tweeting. SXM was probably considering a part time arrangement with Jim and Sam and Anthony and he FUCKED IT UP AGAIN. Why else would they let him on? He just couldn’t stop drinking and tweeting. He’s a fucking idiot.

He was a belligerent creepy sounding maniac in those appearances where they made fun of Opie. His voice got all raspy and he was yelling manicly and "HA HA HO-LEE SHIT" ing every 2 seconds. It was like listening to a drunken grandpa embarass themselves at a family occasion. Im not surprised Sirius didnt want any part of that.

I think some low level guy at sirius didnt know what the fuck was going on and allowed J&S to bring him on.Then some guy who actually knows his job but wasnt paying attention for a while found out that cumia was on and completely put an end to that.Best part was he probaby thought this was his back in and in afew months he would be third mic.

pounds desk Everything is great! I’m still hilarious! no one listens on ‘free speech’ mondays I’m... still hilarious? pounds desk lightly

Talks about how bad he is at video games for 20 minutes while constantly glancing over at the booth.

BBBLLLLAAAAACCKKJJAAACCKKKK!!!

Listen, Ron, we just need to borrow what we lost, ask Fez, he owes us for fucking being a jinx. We bet it all Friday and we're back in black by Monday

Cumio is so lazy and shows such contempt for his fans, he probably thinks the lack of income and corporate security is worth it since now he only has an 8 hr work week vs a 16 hr one

Please tell me the pictures in the background are shopped in.

THIS IS GOING GREAT!

I look at my whole life, and I see the awful, terrible things in my life and turn it into something funny.

BE MORE FUNNY!

OK faggot, what's next?

The Baghdad Bob of podcasting.

♬ Smile though your heart is aching

Smile even though its breaking ♬

Little known fact:. This screenshot was taken on the A&A Show when Sour Shoes had called in

And Deep Discount has Austin Powers: Goldmember on DVD! Love that movie.

For only 24.99, great deal!

nice warts, toad-face.

Is andy still alive? Last i heard he was dying from anal hemmoraghes.

The Chuckler in his natural habitat

WHERE'S MY GOD DAMN GUN???!!

Free-ish Speech Network

The egg, has been inserted

He's so used to holding an alcoholic beverage in that left hand it's frozen in that position like a mannequin.

And other bottle-sized things.

Hahaha hoooly shit, you're right.

Didn't he actually tweet at one point that getting fired was the best thing to ever happen to him?

He did. He has also admitted that he would give anything to have his job back. Anthony's truth whatever is convenient for the argument he is having at that moment.

I'm am by no means an expert on the way monetization of podcasts and YouTube work, but isnt it likely Anthony would be making more money with a free show on a different platform than insisting on having a paid show on his own shitty platform?

We all strongly suspect he loses money on CM, so anything he would make on a free podcast or YouTube would be more than he makes now.

Patreon, YouTube...any model but Compound Media would be a better business decision

Yea but then he wouldn’t be the truly Free Speech Network!

He got lost.

He's so gross looking

It was smart of Any to put on a super entertaining show on his own and not rely on FBI statistics and doubling down on being a creepy racists guy.

oh wait, He beat the fuck out of his girlfriend and regularly says nigger on his broadcasts.

HAHAHA I HAVE TO PAY FOR THE 1-800 NUMBER NOW! HOLEE SHIT!

Definitely. Even though I doubt he'd be making "millions" at SiriusXM in 2019.

I genuinely wonder what has kept Anthony thus far from putting the Desert Eagle in his mouth.