50% brother 50% man = 100% captain of the ship

120  2019-02-27 by bobodid911

49 comments

Ban Moobs

Lord knows how many times obscurity has tried to take a swipe at the Opster, but he just keeps passing it by.

Great post op! Let's to Snowy from Virginia.

Snowayyyyyy !

I'll not have you besmirch the legend that is Snowy from MICHIGAN!

So heavy, so full

So heavy

is burden he bears as the captain of the ship.

So full

of love for his devoted listeners.

So heavy

is the burden he bears taking care of Bam's kids.

So full

of milk.

Ol' fat tits

Look at me. I am the captain now, brothaman!!!

Captain of the S.S. Loser.

Captain Beefheart.

More like uh bathroom attendunt on uh fairy boat ohr sohmthin! tsss

We don't make baby noises here.

Oh yeahhh? What do we do here now on the new and improved O&A sub? Check everyone's Irony Privilege?

No. We make love.

I don't understand how you do that with torches and pitchforks. But what do I know?

Another BEEFERS pic?

When people say Opie ruined the show they also leave out he had to steer the ship through some choppy waters (old queens as co-hosts, lame guests, lame callers, management, feud with Howard, etc.)

All considered brotha helmsman did the best he could.

''Hellman's man'' ? ...that's E-Rock

I propose we start doing some favorable photoshop edits on pics of The Captain...

Particularly, the chest area.

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I'm not a fan of Opie revisionism here, but the man clearly had a purpose on the show and is the one who has moved on the best by a mile.

I’d be fine with it if it weren’t clearly entirely cynical. Why pretend to like Opie at this point just to show how much you hate Ant. But yes he has moved on although he should probably retire and move one form the podcast.

Why should Opie move on from his podcast? It's not advertised anywhere that I've seen, and it's not hilariously bad enough to be entertaining for anyone here to tear apart. To me it's like Larry King -- the guy retired and now that he's set up for life he just does his own little show and interviews who he wants. It doesn't have the reach of the original show, but the activity itself is probably keeping Larry alive and happy.

The podcast is basically a retirement gift Opie got for himself. Opie has his show where he sits at the end of the table with his stockholm syndrome friends and has Facebook dad-style conversations with them. Once Opie stopped being a lord of shock and cringe, he managed to embarrass himself the least in the aftermath. I won't listen to his show, I but do wish him the best in the end.

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Good point. I guess I more meant he should move on from every thinking he’s going to be a national name again. But yes if it makes him happy he should keep doing it.

GENUINELY.

lame callers

this retard was the one who went to the useless callers you dumb shithead. he was talentless so the phone became his crutch

fued with Howard

he was the only one who constantly brought up "fawkin howie". hes still obsessed with howard, its hilariously pathetic

Ride, captain ride on your titty ship.

200% suckable tits

100% "hold on"

Let's take a call... DAVE on Long Island!

John from the edge in Buffalo, how are the bills doin? Whatta ya got John

Im just happy he didn't start a problem with james cameron

I'de never noticed the awesome pectoral definition the Opester has. Whole lotta blood sweat and tears in the gym to get that

Wait so we don’t hate Opie?

i plead the 5th

No one has actually listened to Opie on the radio in years. People forgot that he is a worthless cunt. Also the fags here want to farm reddit karma.

You guys go ahead and hate on O&A while I listen to their old stuff on YouTube and laugh my ass off.

Dem titties looking good. Where his titty drop video

PS mom and dad this is Chacey, Chacey this is my mom and dad Now show em them titties

fat titted worthless pedophile

Remember this man claimed he could have been a model.

Look at the mushy tits haha

Excuse me sir, but you forgot to provide the percentages for "entertaining" and "funny".

Vice-captain: Mongo the Trucker

I miss bruthermans laugh

Let’s go to Snowayyyyy.

John from the edge in Buffalo, how are the bills doin? Whatta ya got John