Why Joe Rogan loves UFC

75  2019-02-27 by iPadsFromPizzaFace

26 comments

McGregor got a hard on at a weigh in. Seriously.

I’m sick of them all neglecting that it all really is just homosexual by the nature of it’s eroticism. 2 sweaty men enter a cage and pummel each other to the floor where they grab and hold eachother in various positions.

Even the greeks called it what it was and just wrestled, oiled each other up and fucked to get rid of that hype-man angst.

Totally. Greeks knew what they were doing and didn't try to tip-toe around the subject. Just grease up the men and let em have at it!

So did Rogan.

Yep ufc and all sorts of wrestling type combat sports are homosexual.

I mean maybe if you can’t make the football team and want to play a sport it’s ok to wrestle in high school but honestly just make the football team s you don’t have to do that shit.

The only athletes that aren't attention seeking faggots are hockey players

Right atleast Nortons somewhat honest with what he puts in and out of his body.

I wish all of you the best in your upcoming fights where you have sex with gay men and don't fight at all because you don't know what a fight is.

Only people who have never been in a fight think that fighting is gay.

Fighting is with your hands no your hard-ons unless you're queer

Take a second to stop and think again why you immediately associate fighting with boners, and why you assume everyone else does too.

Not every street fight is done shirtless and in boxers. You're just so desensitized to the faggotry that you think thats what fighting actually looks like when the reality is it just looks like two drunks going at it for whatever scraps of pussy are left at last call.

You're talking about a sport vs. street fighting. I bet you think football players are all gay because they work out and wear uniforms that make their jobs easier.

That would be something that a fucking faggot who fights other men over bitches would say. I don't believe for a second that you scrap over pussy, "bar room brawler."

You never specified that you were only talking about sport fights. You said "Only people who have never been in a fight think that fighting is gay."

If you WERE only referring to UFC sport fighting, then my response would be... Yeah, no shit. Thats like saying the only people who think gay porn is gay are people who have never been fucked in the ass.

Enjoy your sweaty naked wrestling, cock smoker.

You are a gay man who loves talking about cocks.

In football a dude doesn’t end up with his dick buried in the other guys face for twenty seconds at a time. And yea dogpiles in football are kid of gay. Sometimes non-gay things involve incidental gay moments. UFC is a series of gay movements. The non-gay stuff is already available in boxing and kick boxing.

Got me there but the only defense is that I just read the top comment about McGregor having a hard on while fighting

Probably because the biggest star in the sport got an erection at the weigh in.

Ha! He's secretly gay. Got his ass

Stealing hack premises from Owen Benjamin. Gtfoh.

I've never seen this comparison before. Fucking home run!

Nick Dipaolo: "It looks like a fight broke out at a pool party"

Hey look someone who made the same retarded leap as Rosie O’Donnell’s faggot brother. Good company you’re with

https://youtu.be/hHz5SVg2EX8

Wow you people are pretty dumb

The second picture is Joe Cumia on top of Danny Ross