Most of the time I see some foreign bride shit it’s with a guy just like him—a fat, lazy piece of shit. I just watched this whole thing and I couldn’t hate this guy more. At the end; he’s suing the website that put him in touch with the faux bride? Fuck him.
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1 literalotherkin 2019-02-27
That sucks. Slav girls are the hottest in the world. Did you talk about the Holodomor and how much you hate Russians? That gets them hot.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-27
No I should've done my research she was full blood
1 Air_Rangoon 2019-02-27
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1 LiterallyCaligula 2019-02-27
IRL or is this some online mail-order bride deal?
Relevant
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-27
College girl I really fucked up
1 LiterallyCaligula 2019-02-27
they're all easily replaceable, mate, don't ever believe otherwise.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-27
Too true, these ones are just a rarity
1 YoGabbaGabbagool 2019-02-27
Lol that poor bastard is 100% a member of this sub. Him pulling out the Steven Singer rose at 2:20 is a dead giveaway.
1 LiterallyCaligula 2019-02-27
Haha good catch!
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-02-27
Most of the time I see some foreign bride shit it’s with a guy just like him—a fat, lazy piece of shit. I just watched this whole thing and I couldn’t hate this guy more. At the end; he’s suing the website that put him in touch with the faux bride? Fuck him.
1 Skyfryer 2019-02-27
“The vagina with a mouth and asshole that you sent is faulty and I’m suing you”
1 jewboy407 2019-02-27
The OP has been drinking and this never happened
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-27
This unfortunately happened friend, though I may have to hit the bottle.
an Ode to my friends:
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-02-27
You probably never really had a chance anyway though.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-27
You're supposed to give me encouragement
I'm afraid I'm going to have to downvote you, nothing personal
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-02-27
You'll get her next time faggot.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-02-27
What was his name?
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-27
Her scent was INTOXICATING
1 JimandFred 2019-02-27
blue eyes?
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-27
Green
1 literalotherkin 2019-02-27
Ukrainian girls do not come with green eyes.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-27
I should've accused her of that..
1 individual02 2019-02-27
Trust me, lucky escape. She would have killed you one day
1 Amiigo7 2019-02-27
Did you offend her with your humor?
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-27
Yeah either she's humorless or my nigger jokes weren't landing
1 Amiigo7 2019-02-27
Damn. Well I guess you could always rape her.
1 cj3ifdujn3e 2019-02-27
Mystery solved. Figured you were a white guy
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-27
Are you not? Should we be worried?
1 LannisterLoyalist 2019-02-27
You lost her respect the moment you allowed her to speak.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-27
This is actually true
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-02-27
Russian brides don't count
1 obscurity-for-all 2019-02-27
Pics.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-02-27
What did you do wrong? Show empathy for something/someone? That’s a huge turn-off for them.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-27
Little bit of a&b, you're very right
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-27
This unfortunately happened friend, though I may have to hit the bottle.
an Ode to my friends:
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-27
Her scent was INTOXICATING
1 Amiigo7 2019-02-27
Damn. Well I guess you could always rape her.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-27
This is actually true
1 cj3ifdujn3e 2019-02-27
Mystery solved. Figured you were a white guy
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-27
Are you not? Should we be worried?