Just blew it with this ukranian chick

7  2019-02-27 by Phantas_Magorical

Definitely wasn't my autism

34 comments

That sucks. Slav girls are the hottest in the world. Did you talk about the Holodomor and how much you hate Russians? That gets them hot.

No I should've done my research she was full blood

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IRL or is this some online mail-order bride deal?

Relevant

College girl I really fucked up

they're all easily replaceable, mate, don't ever believe otherwise.

Too true, these ones are just a rarity

Lol that poor bastard is 100% a member of this sub. Him pulling out the Steven Singer rose at 2:20 is a dead giveaway.

Haha good catch!

Most of the time I see some foreign bride shit it’s with a guy just like him—a fat, lazy piece of shit. I just watched this whole thing and I couldn’t hate this guy more. At the end; he’s suing the website that put him in touch with the faux bride? Fuck him.

“The vagina with a mouth and asshole that you sent is faulty and I’m suing you”

The OP has been drinking and this never happened

This unfortunately happened friend, though I may have to hit the bottle.

an Ode to my friends:

You probably never really had a chance anyway though.

You're supposed to give me encouragement

I'm afraid I'm going to have to downvote you, nothing personal

You'll get her next time faggot.

What was his name?

Her scent was INTOXICATING

blue eyes?

Green

Ukrainian girls do not come with green eyes.

I should've accused her of that..

Trust me, lucky escape. She would have killed you one day

Did you offend her with your humor?

Yeah either she's humorless or my nigger jokes weren't landing

Damn. Well I guess you could always rape her.

Mystery solved. Figured you were a white guy

Are you not? Should we be worried?

You lost her respect the moment you allowed her to speak.

This is actually true

Russian brides don't count

Pics.

What did you do wrong? Show empathy for something/someone? That’s a huge turn-off for them.

Little bit of a&b, you're very right

This unfortunately happened friend, though I may have to hit the bottle.

an Ode to my friends:

Her scent was INTOXICATING

Damn. Well I guess you could always rape her.

This is actually true

Mystery solved. Figured you were a white guy

Are you not? Should we be worried?