Fake Tough Guy

1  2019-02-27 by LarryKleist711

23 comments

Is that the Shah of Iran?

“You know that fat cocksucker tells people I look like the Shah of Iran?”

Yeah we get it.

همه چیزهایی که همیشه خواستم بود برای افرادی که در کشورم بودند قادر به پوشیدن شلوار آبی بودند. سپس اسلام اتفاق افتاد.

You: “I hope someone copies this and paste it into google translate!”. Go fuck yourself

You mean to tell me that there are no Persian speakers here?

Farsi ghashangeh

A man’s man guide to acting like a man’s man, while eh oh acting like a man’s man. Gah blessss

He compromised though. He ate grilled cheese off the rad-iator and jacked off into a tissue while he was in prison for 20 FUCKING YEARS!

Keep him here!

Fake Tough Guy, Real Mouse Pointer.

He may be a fake tough guy but he's a real dead guy.

break up my party

I used to fuck guys like that in the ass, in the can.

Didn't he get his head ran over by a driverless car in the sopranos? Not tough.

As tough as Anton Yelchin.

Go home and get your fucking panera sandwich press

He wrote a book on how to act like an old Italian jamoke.

Lemme tell ya a couple three things

He wanted to fight tommy. tommy left, came back and cheap shot him.

You bought your fuckin' button, that fake old tough guy! You motherfuck!

They make anyone over there and the way they do it is all fucked up.

You mean to tell me that there are no Persian speakers here?