Joe "5'8" Rogan

36  2019-02-26 by Itllbeceesh

23 comments

Everyone else in the photo is 7 feet tall.

If Joe is actually 5'8" the second shortest guy in the room is no less than 6'3" and there are two guys in the 6'7" range.

Yep.

It's Joe and the 1956 German East Africa olympic basketball team.

I can never get over how fucking stupid that soup pot head looks on his infant body

There should be a propeller on top of it.

On his podcast the camera is zoomed in on him so he looks like he has fairly good muscle mass but when you see his Dennis the menace body it just looks like a kid that balled up paper towels and put them in his shirt

It was taken away after WW1.

Joe looks like a 1920's paperboy that got injected with the captain America serum

I like how he thought he could use force perspective to trick people

Yep, standing all the way back and camera angle

That bitch nigga Rogan is not 5'8

shit hat

I showed this pic and asked a friend how tall he thought the man in the hoodie is. His answer was 5' 1".

They look like they are holding him up in the air, as if Joe Rogan is a cabbage patch kid.

I thought Joe was built seeing him shill kettlebells but he’s got the torso size of a boy

At first I thought his shirt said STD

Which one cucked Jim Florentine?

No way is he 5'8. I'm 5'8 and never look that dwarfed in pictures with other dudes

I always get a kick out of when Whitney Cummings does his podcast and they post of picture of them together with him on his tip toes and her slouching like a buzzard both smiling through their insecurities. Then they turn the mics on and she tells him how hot he is and he tells her how funny she is.

I can't unsee that live action ninja turtle on the right.

There should be a propeller on top of it.