I’m sorry to disappoint but like most of my comment writing I just deleted it before clicking save. Sometimes I need to excercise my hatred for others without actually putting it out there. I guess I found a life hack.
Not only that, he’s a lord of the rings sword tattooed on his god damn face. I love how this tattooing your face thing became some sort of subconscious act of displaying that you have values that apparently make you fuckable.
AHEM, it's called Anduril and it's so out of proportion, I can only assume he tells REAL scholars of Tolkien it represents the pre-forged version before Aragorn rightfully claimed the throne of Gondor.
He looks like a Steve Buscemi action figure that was burned with a magnifying glass until the eyes became even more wonky
31 comments
1 Callumlfc69 2019-02-26
99.9% of reddit
1 agios_o_cum 2019-02-26
If that picture from the Reddit meetup is anything to go by I’d say 99% of reddit would commit child murder to look like this guy
1 iloveoanda2 2019-02-26
There isn't 1 thing that I wouldn't regret if i were him. Maybe I'd wear the shirt depending on the amount of cum stains
1 literalotherkin 2019-02-26
You will never find happiness or satisfaction.
1 AlexandriaCortez 2019-02-26
This is the guy Gail Bennington is with
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-02-26
A chubby chaser, eh?
1 Turd32 2019-02-26
He loves it when young children spit in his mouth
1 Toss__Pot 2019-02-26
I resist the temptation to go over there & ruin peoples' days.
1 individual02 2019-02-26
I remember once writing a paragraph before I realised I was just persuading someone to kill themselves. It as convincing too
1 JMueller2012 2019-02-26
Can you send it to me?
1 individual02 2019-02-26
I’m sorry to disappoint but like most of my comment writing I just deleted it before clicking save. Sometimes I need to excercise my hatred for others without actually putting it out there. I guess I found a life hack.
1 evil-nick 2019-02-26
nothing like hiding your hairloss by shaving half your head and combing over the rest.....
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-02-26
I was so distracted by his shitty face I didn't even notice his shitty hair..
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-02-26
Starbucks employee of the month
1 ohpizzawow 2019-02-26
Starbucks only allows 1 nose stud, and hoops or no lip piercings. Source: I’m a faggot
1 Air_Rangoon 2019-02-26
There's nothing lamer than a non-Nazi eagle tattoo.
1 Skyfryer 2019-02-26
Not only that, he’s a lord of the rings sword tattooed on his god damn face. I love how this tattooing your face thing became some sort of subconscious act of displaying that you have values that apparently make you fuckable.
1 Haunter94 2019-02-26
AHEM, it's called Anduril and it's so out of proportion, I can only assume he tells REAL scholars of Tolkien it represents the pre-forged version before Aragorn rightfully claimed the throne of Gondor.
He looks like a Steve Buscemi action figure that was burned with a magnifying glass until the eyes became even more wonky
1 Skyfryer 2019-02-26
I wanna call you a faggot lol But I have mad love for Lord of the Rings, it’s what star wars was to virgins in the 70s for me.
You know why he’s the real faggot for getting the broken version, because it mirrors his broken soul, maaaaan.
1 anorock13 2019-02-26
Unemployable.
1 arealbabycthulhu 2019-02-26
What a miserable existence.
1 xxmikekxx 2019-02-26
What’s this guy like on a job interview ?
1 ohpizzawow 2019-02-26
They love him at zumies
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-26
His scent was intoxicating
1 DeathChron 2019-02-26
r/spitroastme
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-02-26
Now that everyone 25-40 have "ink," the next gen all have to 1 up it and get face tats.
Nice culture, stupid
1 revt1 2019-02-26
too easy
1 El_Heato 2019-02-26
Kill it with fire before it breeds
1 SaltyDog86 2019-02-26
“You got our attention faggot, now what”
That’s what needs to be said every time you encounter one these face tattooed retards in the wild.
1 luckyboy202 2019-02-26
That's one odd lookin' duck.
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-02-26
Nice career prospects, stupid.
1 ohpizzawow 2019-02-26
They love him at zumies