"I’ve never been a bartender, but as a veteran barsitter, I’d say a clear indicator of when it’s time to cut off a patron is when they start leaving the “d” out of “vodka”: “No, no, we want three VOK-uh sodas! Extra orange slices!!”"
(Muslims got sprayed with Di Paolo's cheap, pandering bigotry. And what he said he'd like to do with the autopsy photos of "thick-ankled, dog-faced" Hillary Clinton can't be described in this newspaper.*
"He said Whoopi Goldberg would be unfamiliar with sexual harassment not just because she resembles a "beanbag chair with dreads"; he asked, "In what zoo" would she have encountered it? He said there are few black serial killers, because African-Americans lack the required work ethic."
People don't show respect to White European males anymore, a group made up of hundreds of millions of people on the planet.
No no no, there's a couple hundred white guys running companies, so you're wrong.
Nice logic, faggot. The fact that people like this fruit exist is enraging. And of course he only liked the most milquetoast of Nick's bits. Weak-willed pussy.
His stats on "white males" I'm sure fails to differentiate between full-fledged Europeans and ashkenazim so lop off the first digit from each of those numbers he provided
It's hard to overstate how loathsome Di Paolo can be. He said Whoopi Goldberg would be unfamiliar with sexual harassment not just because she resembles a "beanbag chair with dreads"; he asked, "In what zoo" would she have encountered it? He said there are few black serial killers, because African-Americans lack the required work ethic
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1 Ant_Sucks 2019-02-25
Pot calling the kettle a pig
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-02-25
Buzz your girlfriend Woof!
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-02-25
https://facebook.com/SteveBarnesFoodCritic
Being a "restaurant columnist" for a shitty Albany newspaper must be a real drag. No wonder this guy is eating himself to death.
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-02-25
I guess I forgot to laugh.
1 Subeckk 2019-02-25
I wonder if Nick had some choice words for Hillary
1 Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-02-25
(Muslims got sprayed with Di Paolo's cheap, pandering bigotry. And what he said he'd like to do with the autopsy photos of "thick-ankled, dog-faced" Hillary Clinton can't be described in this newspaper.*
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-02-25
Always with the cankles, Nick.
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-02-25
Nick goes for the throat!
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-02-25
He's been using that since the Tough Crowd days.
1 WhatsInThatTacoMeat 2019-02-25
"He said Whoopi Goldberg would be unfamiliar with sexual harassment not just because she resembles a "beanbag chair with dreads"; he asked, "In what zoo" would she have encountered it? He said there are few black serial killers, because African-Americans lack the required work ethic."
Dipaolo killin it for us today
1 IceBoxChamberlain 2019-02-25
Steve Barnes: Faggot
1 randomusername8360 2019-02-25
Nick Dip, one of the only O&A comics not to become a giant pussy.
1 chulathedog 2019-02-25
He’s the biggest faggot of them all. Obsessed with “liberals” and black crime stats.
1 Sinquiry 2019-02-25
Why should people care if there’s a guy out there saying mean things. Why is this so important.
1 toe_trigger 2019-02-25
People don't show respect to White European males anymore, a group made up of hundreds of millions of people on the planet.
No no no, there's a couple hundred white guys running companies, so you're wrong.
Nice logic, faggot. The fact that people like this fruit exist is enraging. And of course he only liked the most milquetoast of Nick's bits. Weak-willed pussy.
1 AirBuddDwyer 2019-02-25
His stats on "white males" I'm sure fails to differentiate between full-fledged Europeans and ashkenazim so lop off the first digit from each of those numbers he provided
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-02-25
Enough with the sales pitch, I'm sold.
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-02-25
Always with the cankles, Nick.