FAQ for new members

0  2019-02-25 by yoko_awwnaww

Hey there brotherman, you have just stumbled upon the amazing world of the O&A sub reddit and you probably have some questions

Q: Why am I a huge homosexual

A: Great question, while scientists still struggle with “nature vs nuture” we may never know why O&A subreddit members are gay, we just know that they all are

Q: Who are these nobodies people seem really mad at?

A: Thats a really faggy question. It’s like asking “Who is the president of Norway?” No one knows.

Q: Why is their blood in my shit/vomit

A: You have poor coping skills so you drink to excess daily to handle your life

Q: What are the politics of this sub? I don’t want to make anyone mad.

A: You are still reading this?

Q: Did Bam really fuck Opie’s wife

A: Yes. Passionately

Q: How do I become a mod?

A: Register with NABLA, they will send you the reading materials

14 comments

Why is this list of questions insulting me, but the fucking retard who wrote can’t use the correct form of ‘there/their/they’re?

see that would have been a good Question

we need to get you behind the scenes

This fucking stinks

you stink rickets

your whole family stinks like shit

Nice Fezzitorial, stupid.

thaaaaaank you

What’s NABLA?

Also, there should be a separate Joe Cumia question. He’s a nobody in a league of his own.

Other than this, the first question was one of the strongest introductions I’ve ever seen.

What’s NABLA?

Nice try, kiddy-fiddler.

It should be NAMBLA, no?

I wouldn't know, your honour.

To think, you could've spent this time seeing how big of an object you can fit in your peehole

Norway I don't but the prez of Finland told me to rake under my hedges

Norway is a Monarchy with a king and a prime minister, stupid.

Oof.