Women do it because it gets them the positive attention they want. They're taught to act like that and daddy will give his approval, so they just do it with everyone. Doesn't really work when we can't see your tits.
Congrats on kicking the arse of whatever condition he had that got him on 2 years on only liquids. I only had short periods where I was unable to properly eat (months or days) it was so incredible to enjoy food again, it must have been so amazing for him! The fight was worth it.
(But I concur, Hitler context would be appreciated).
Translation for non-faggots: Cool story, something happened to me one time. Btw IMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITE
I don't want to be mean to you, because I'm honestly convinced you have aspergers, and it seems that being condescending on reddit is the only thing you have in your life. But I genuinely want you to consider how you're spending your time. Do you think it's fair that your poor cousin was struck by a car and killed at the tragically young age of 15, while you get to live on? If he could come back for one day, do you think he'd sit at his computer and argue with people online for hours? Do you realize that you're only alive once? When you look back on your life, is this what you want to remember?
I know you've endlessly practiced your arguments so you can appear clever. So you can repeatedly assure yourself of your own intelligence. I know you think you're very intelligent and gifted, and it makes you feel good to continue an argument until the other person gets bored and stops responding. I know this is one of the ways you try to fill the void in your life, and remain in denial.
At this rate, you're going to live a mediocre life and be forgotten as soon as your body turns cold. You're not special. You're not better than everybody else. You're average. You're completely unremarkable. You have no personality, so you try to define yourself by your interests. Video games, your political beliefs, your sexuality. You've never had an original thought in your life. You're a clone. You'll never create anything of value. I know you'll brush me off as a troll, instead of actually doing any kind of reflecting. That's alright. You'll probably take 2 minutes to come up with a snappy comeback, and feel accomplished. That's fine too. Maybe you'll pretend you didn't read this whole thing. That's reasonable. But I hope one day you realize that you're wasting your life, and make a change for the better.
Is this unedited?.... Like not passed through one of those 'make me ugly/old' apps? Holy fuck he doesn't look that good. Maybe it's time for this sub to lay off on him. Or just keep going until he hits rock bottom and realizes being an openly racist, pedophillic alcoholic isn't getting him anywhere in life.
I hadn't seen the original post but that is some high level content right there. I'm having an appalling day and struggling to eat solid food myself right now but this gave me a genuine laugh
I don't want to be mean to you, because I'm honestly convinced you have aspergers, and it seems that being condescending on reddit is the only thing you have in your life. But I genuinely want you to consider how you're spending your time. Do you think it's fair that your poor cousin was struck by a car and killed at the tragically young age of 15, while you get to live on? If he could come back for one day, do you think he'd sit at his computer and argue with people online for hours? Do you realize that you're only alive once? When you look back on your life, is this what you want to remember?
I know you've endlessly practiced your arguments so you can appear clever. So you can repeatedly assure yourself of your own intelligence. I know you think you're very intelligent and gifted, and it makes you feel good to continue an argument until the other person gets bored and stops responding. I know this is one of the ways you try to fill the void in your life, and remain in denial.
At this rate, you're going to live a mediocre life and be forgotten as soon as your body turns cold. You're not special. You're not better than everybody else. You're average. You're completely unremarkable. You have no personality, so you try to define yourself by your interests. Video games, your political beliefs, your sexuality. You've never had an original thought in your life. You're a clone. You'll never create anything of value. I know you'll brush me off as a troll, instead of actually doing any kind of reflecting. That's alright. You'll probably take 2 minutes to come up with a snappy comeback, and feel accomplished. That's fine too. Maybe you'll pretend you didn't read this whole thing. That's reasonable. But I hope one day you realize that you're wasting your life, and make a change for the better.
101 comments
1 MonsterSteve 2019-02-25
I'm howling.
1 SamsSeedWhiteKnight 2019-02-25
Perfect picture.
1 FakeTrending 2019-02-25
The funny part is that people upvoted that boring dreck. Even if it was real, who cares about your ugly great grandpa?
1 Haunter94 2019-02-25
A false sense of socializing along with jaded dragon being a pretty feminine name, you got a nice trap
1 racemic_mixture 2019-02-25
On top of the name, anyone who posted something that gay and attention seeking is very feminine at the least.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-02-25
Women do it because it gets them the positive attention they want. They're taught to act like that and daddy will give his approval, so they just do it with everyone. Doesn't really work when we can't see your tits.
1 Peckas1 2019-02-25
I blame post-2008 internet for making it seem acceptable for Star Wars shirts to be worn by non-fat neckbeards.
1 Jackthejew 2019-02-25
It probably made them feel good
1 uptownshakedown 2019-02-25
What if their great grandpa was hot?
1 SomervilleDan 2019-02-25
Hitler picture behind Nana is a nice touch
1 Themenwithnoname 2019-02-25
I'd suggest linking them to the ['free speech network'](wwe.compoundmedia.com)
1 DataEast1 2019-02-25
Laughed out loud @ "if working".
1 toe_trigger 2019-02-25
did ya?
1 DentureChomp1488 2019-02-25
We were howling, I howled, brotherman.
1 nikolam 2019-02-25
I had to pull over.
1 DataEast1 2019-02-25
That's the bit.
1 Slette 2019-02-25
You should probably let them know that it’s because he’s racist.
1 anthoman09 2019-02-25
He’s a fan of the era.
1 CrackAndMeat 2019-02-25
I use this line when asked about my collection of memorabilia
1 nikolam 2019-02-25
I use it when the cops harass me about burning crosses on my lawn.
1 notadegenerate2 2019-02-25
You mean the swastika flag in your trailer window?
1 CrackAndMeat 2019-02-25
my trailer got foreclosed on, stupid. unrelated, would you mind holding on to some stuff for me?
1 notadegenerate2 2019-02-25
Anything I can pawn, sure.
1 Don_Panera 2019-02-25
Congrats on kicking the arse of whatever condition he had that got him on 2 years on only liquids. I only had short periods where I was unable to properly eat (months or days) it was so incredible to enjoy food again, it must have been so amazing for him! The fight was worth it.
(But I concur, Hitler context would be appreciated).
.
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This had my fucking dying.
1 Canadia86 2019-02-25
It's self explanatory, reall
1 MonicaKaczynski 2019-02-25
It's confusing to them because of course no racists or holocaust deniers have ever had an illness.
1 GearoidIsAinmDom 2019-02-25
Translation for non-faggots: Cool story, something happened to me one time. Btw IMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITEIMSORRYIMWHITE
1 ChocomelTM 2019-02-25
Your fucking?
1 xcaliz0rtz 2019-02-25
he is literally just a fossilized danny devito at this point
best to put him out of his misery
1 00110001liar 2019-02-25
Heritage not Hate
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-02-25
Im banned there for some odd reason
1 maynardsabeast 2019-02-25
You badass
1 Clean-Ween 2019-02-25
They got me for posting a picture of Artie. Cunts.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-02-25
He collects WWII propaganda.
1 estherku 2019-02-25
hitler was a fag, ant's a fag, i see a pattern forming
1 Antlovessue 2019-02-25
I guess Sue's cum isn't considered non liquid food
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-02-25
It has a bhp cottage cheese consistency
1 thissiteruinedme 2019-02-25
Why would anyone ask about the tiny Hitler picture while ignoring the ghoulish centerfold in the preteen outfit?
1 DataEast1 2019-02-25
They don't even realize his face is photoshopped. It is right?
1 CrackAndMeat 2019-02-25
no
1 wqt00 2019-02-25
Is he even 60 yet? He looks over 70.
1 Reddit_cctx 2019-02-25
This pics all sorts of photoshopped lol these guys are great how they edit the pics
1 mixand 2019-02-25
that place is obsessed with pitbulls
1 punannimaster 2019-02-25
what the actual fuck
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-02-25
I haven't laughed this hard all week
1 Mikekekeke 2019-02-25
That bluearmy guy is having palpitations right now.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-02-25
Hesreally giving everyone the business and no mistake
1 Blu3Army73 2019-02-25
Sounds like an absolute legend
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-02-25
I bet your hands stink
1 Blu3Army73 2019-02-25
What an odd and very revealing insult that was.
1 Blu3Army73 2019-02-25
I was waiting for my shout-out here. You can't resist ❤️
1 Mikekekeke 2019-02-25
Nobody actually cares about you lady, you're just acting hysterical and trying to smugly act like you're above it all and it doesn't bother you.
1 Blu3Army73 2019-02-25
Man, you sound like me 2 hours ago on this shitpost in /r/aww...
1 PhishInVa2 2019-02-25
What are you accomplishing by being a crybaby bitch?
1 Blu3Army73 2019-02-25
What are you trying to accomplish with playground insults like crybaby bitch?
1 PhishInVa2 2019-02-25
Laughs. At your expense.
1 Blu3Army73 2019-02-25
Ok, that's your prerogative. Just like mine is to bait these wonderful reactions out of you. Thank you for participating!
1 supercam2121 2019-02-25
You only went -3 on this one so out of your 100 posts this one was your best. Congratulations, your two dads will be proud
1 quasi100 2019-02-25
Ssh we can point him at Joe's gigs
1 CokeFloatsInMaCup 2019-02-25
hillary lost by a landslide
1 notadegenerate2 2019-02-25
I don't think you truly understand where you've found yourself.
1 karmacompanion 2019-02-25
Oh fuck it's Marion.
1 fungbo 2019-02-25
I don't want to be mean to you, because I'm honestly convinced you have aspergers, and it seems that being condescending on reddit is the only thing you have in your life. But I genuinely want you to consider how you're spending your time. Do you think it's fair that your poor cousin was struck by a car and killed at the tragically young age of 15, while you get to live on? If he could come back for one day, do you think he'd sit at his computer and argue with people online for hours? Do you realize that you're only alive once? When you look back on your life, is this what you want to remember?
I know you've endlessly practiced your arguments so you can appear clever. So you can repeatedly assure yourself of your own intelligence. I know you think you're very intelligent and gifted, and it makes you feel good to continue an argument until the other person gets bored and stops responding. I know this is one of the ways you try to fill the void in your life, and remain in denial.
At this rate, you're going to live a mediocre life and be forgotten as soon as your body turns cold. You're not special. You're not better than everybody else. You're average. You're completely unremarkable. You have no personality, so you try to define yourself by your interests. Video games, your political beliefs, your sexuality. You've never had an original thought in your life. You're a clone. You'll never create anything of value. I know you'll brush me off as a troll, instead of actually doing any kind of reflecting. That's alright. You'll probably take 2 minutes to come up with a snappy comeback, and feel accomplished. That's fine too. Maybe you'll pretend you didn't read this whole thing. That's reasonable. But I hope one day you realize that you're wasting your life, and make a change for the better.
I like your cat by the way
1 TauntTheTaint 2019-02-25
Damn. He read that, at least twice. Damn, you really motherfucked him.
1 Trayvondindunuffin 2019-02-25
Holy shit. Buried em.
1 supercam2121 2019-02-25
Amazing. RIP to his cousin. I don’t like his cat though
1 PlugsandLifts 2019-02-25
H-he said I can smell your c-cunt.
1 karmacompanion 2019-02-25
If so, god be with him. No BS.
1 notadegenerate2 2019-02-25
Yeah? You are!
1 WuTang4Evaaaa 2019-02-25
Associated with this sub now, your loss
1 PhishInVa2 2019-02-25
One way to make sure youre gonna have a baad tiime.
1 karmacompanion 2019-02-25
He's actually responding to every comment, while also insisting that he hasn't been trolled and that it's everyone else who cares.
1 DentureChomp1488 2019-02-25
U/blu3army73, comment?
1 DentureChomp1488 2019-02-25
u/blu3army73, comment?
1 Good2Go5280 2019-02-25
My wife doesn’t think it’s funny.
1 lemskroob 2019-02-25
is she jewish?
1 Good2Go5280 2019-02-25
Not even jewie.
1 djjoedavis 2019-02-25
I thought he got his hair fixed.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-02-25
He has to take off the mask to feed
1 notadegenerate2 2019-02-25
Yeah it got wacked alright
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-02-25
Looks like Burt Young, but older and shittier
1 notadegenerate2 2019-02-25
Burt Old
1 dopef123 2019-02-25
Is this unedited?.... Like not passed through one of those 'make me ugly/old' apps? Holy fuck he doesn't look that good. Maybe it's time for this sub to lay off on him. Or just keep going until he hits rock bottom and realizes being an openly racist, pedophillic alcoholic isn't getting him anywhere in life.
1 MonsterSteve 2019-02-25
It's slightly altered.
1 notadegenerate2 2019-02-25
That was a red shirt.
1 chronik-skitzi 2019-02-25
that cant be his hairline
1 chippersan 2019-02-25
I fucking love this
1 wife_swamp 2019-02-25
is this that poor old man that ate a bunch of paint?
1 Stanhopes_Liver 2019-02-25
Bruh he looks so horrible lmaoooo
1 ForPolWithLove 2019-02-25
Looks like the subway ghost from Ghost.
1 PaneraBrad69 2019-02-25
Teller looks like shit.
1 RonPearlmang 2019-02-25
That caption is hilarious lmao
1 bal0rd 2019-02-25
A living quarter
1 Adamg20186 2019-02-25
He switched to Sanka so have a heart!
1 Gnu_Mutant 2019-02-25
I started to look for it on aww before realizing this post was 8 hours old. Hol lee shit! Those people post new shit 2-3 times a minute.
1 Nutrig 2019-02-25
I hadn't seen the original post but that is some high level content right there. I'm having an appalling day and struggling to eat solid food myself right now but this gave me a genuine laugh
1 E__________________T 2019-02-25
he can be made to look so horrendously hideous with just a little photoshop
1 Billyassman 2019-02-25
What is he twelve, Dunkin doughnuts?
1 mWeezy82 2019-02-25
He is turning into Larry Fine
1 DryTeeth 2019-02-25
Tell them the truth.....
Your Nana-Pa is into pedophilia & Hitler...
1 Teowomannequin 2019-02-25
he's a history buff
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1 Mikekekeke 2019-02-25
Nobody actually cares about you lady, you're just acting hysterical and trying to smugly act like you're above it all and it doesn't bother you.
1 fungbo 2019-02-25
I don't want to be mean to you, because I'm honestly convinced you have aspergers, and it seems that being condescending on reddit is the only thing you have in your life. But I genuinely want you to consider how you're spending your time. Do you think it's fair that your poor cousin was struck by a car and killed at the tragically young age of 15, while you get to live on? If he could come back for one day, do you think he'd sit at his computer and argue with people online for hours? Do you realize that you're only alive once? When you look back on your life, is this what you want to remember?
I know you've endlessly practiced your arguments so you can appear clever. So you can repeatedly assure yourself of your own intelligence. I know you think you're very intelligent and gifted, and it makes you feel good to continue an argument until the other person gets bored and stops responding. I know this is one of the ways you try to fill the void in your life, and remain in denial.
At this rate, you're going to live a mediocre life and be forgotten as soon as your body turns cold. You're not special. You're not better than everybody else. You're average. You're completely unremarkable. You have no personality, so you try to define yourself by your interests. Video games, your political beliefs, your sexuality. You've never had an original thought in your life. You're a clone. You'll never create anything of value. I know you'll brush me off as a troll, instead of actually doing any kind of reflecting. That's alright. You'll probably take 2 minutes to come up with a snappy comeback, and feel accomplished. That's fine too. Maybe you'll pretend you didn't read this whole thing. That's reasonable. But I hope one day you realize that you're wasting your life, and make a change for the better.
I like your cat by the way
1 WuTang4Evaaaa 2019-02-25
Associated with this sub now, your loss
1 notadegenerate2 2019-02-25
Burt Old