Looks like 4chan is on the Oswalt case

62  2019-02-25 by CapeCodKilla508

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/pol/ is always right

He certainly looks the part.

It's still creepy how he just made this new chick his child's mother

Who would've thought guys who murder their wives do creepy shit?

The creepy part was how quickly it happened.

And how much she looks like the old one (but in better shape).

It really is. Wasn't it like 6 months after she died he got with this goofy broad and married her? He just kind of made her the new mom. I would bet money there is a volatile relationship with that kid and her. There most definitely will be.

All the murder joke stuff aside, I really do get the feel Patton is not all that unhappy that the old fat junky he was married to died. He probably saw her as a trainwreck and didn't want that for the daughter.

Totally. It's not normal. If you physically find your wife and mother of your child dead in your bed its going to be traumatic. Unless you expected it. Afterwards, at the very least you would detach and bang random broads for a couple of years. I know the whole wife murdering thing is a joke, but I don't know anymore! It's weird he just transitioned into a new life the way he did.

Who’s joking?

Not me but some people think it is.

Very disrespectful

Within the hour.

Its funny how they will use the constellations and the track of Pluto to bring this son of a bitch down.

That child looks legitimately frightened. Perhaps Patton took her on a tour of the hidden basement chamber

Uncle Touchys naked puzzle basement.

Yaaay!

'But daddy I don't want to call her 'mommy'

'Shut up you little whore or you'll join that stupid cunt'

“Now suck daddy’s dick

Dawn Oswalt

He really is selfish, asking his kid to accept a new mommy after not even a year of loss. Fat faggot.

I want this fucking asshole to finally go down.

pizza gate is so fucking gay. Podesta crying and raging about it years later was worth it though