People with a more fulfilling existence than Joe Cumia 1/All

89  2019-02-25 by lifeobenreilly

24 comments

I love Rich Evans

WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

Jim Norton has AAAAIIIIIIIDDDDDSSSSSSS!

Is that what happened to his FAAAAAAAAAACE

Bobby Kelly BROKE NEW GROUUUUUUND

God bless Rich Evans.

Diabetics shouldn't drink

Joe Cumia doesn't deserve to live on the same planet as Rich Evans.

Let's not drag the Redletter Media guys into this mess. They are far above these O and A scumbags.

I disagree. They're a bunch of hack frauds.

I gotta agree with ya. Nothing worse than a bunch of man children getting hyped up about movies.

Faggots who are into movies can die

Almost as bad as people posting on a sub reddit about a radio show that ended six years ago.

You're missing THA BIT!

The fat Simpsons characters had that exact round lower body

Give him a beard & ponytail and he’s the comic book guy

Gotta give it up for Rich Evans.

I CLAPPED, I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW HIM

AT-STs, AT-STs

Very cool

Rich Evans is a golden god. Don't sully his name by putting it in a sentence with joe cumia

He is truly a 5 star man.

Nice FUPA Rich had going back then

Julia Robert and Ellen Degeneres laughed at a young Rich Evans being Dick the Birthday Boy. Wild times we live in.

RLM makes $31.3K - $500.5K on Youtube, and around $25k-$30k A MONTH on Patreon. With this kind of scratch (and considering that they only live in Milwaukee), they were able to bring on Rich Evans as a FULL TIME actor, stage hand, and whipping boy (bringing their roster to 3). Most people wouldn't take on a job like this, especially as they were approaching middle age, because of the inherent humiliation that would consistently come their way, both on camera and off. Yet, if this man were to leave RLM; it's very possible that RLM would fold, or feel the burn in a serious way.

That's how important Rich Evans is: For someone who barely has any sexual experiences to speak of, has no children and no chance at children, and works as an actor and stage hand at an online film company (run by his best friends) that makes weird videos, elaborate film reviews and revels in trashing and celebrating B movies and B movie stars...his live is tangibly MORE important than the life of a cover band gay faggot cosplayer, who can't bring himself to be a real father or real man with an independent income source, and that drinks child spit daily.