Butt Pirate

85  2019-02-25 by GorramTimebomb

20 comments

Johnny PrEP

The Braindead Pirate Roberts

Johnny Dolt

Rump Ranger

How many fucking selfies does this old faggot take.

Seaman staines

The knot marks the spot!

Long John Saliva

CumBeard

somali pirate

Jack Swallow

Roger the Cabin Boy.

Somalians come to America and get fat.

It's half acting, half musicianship.

Half-acting half-wit.

Half-caste

Johnny Dolt

He even chants like a gregorian monk!

Come on, Hamilton. You're going over there to represent Captain Kidd Fish and Chips. We have stores all over Southern California. Part of our image, part of our appeal is in our uniforms. You know that!

Gavy Jones