I bet there is a funny story about how Artie had to go pick up coke before rehearsals with his face blown off that he hasn't told a million times before.
"there were no direct flights so these SCCUUUUUMMMBAGGGSSS over at the Air Force motherfuccckeed me and I had to jump out of a fucking plane, this is after our flight got delayed 24 hours because of some rain and fog"
Does anybody remember that war where British soldiers ran away like bitches, ooh the big mean Germans are coming! The Americans had to come save them, AGAIN!
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26 comments
1 WearableHeadphones 2019-02-25
Oof.
1 etmhpe 2019-02-25
Hey Garr I can't make it in today, my face got blown off at Omaha beach
1 ElFaporino 2019-02-25
"Mah can you make me some gabagool then drive to the store in a snow storm for some face ointment!? Mah!? Face Ointment!?"
1 RBuddCumia 2019-02-25
This seen scared the shit out of me as a kid. Now Art’s face does the same thing now I’m in my twenties.
1 THEREALetj 2019-02-25
I'm still scared that fucking ghoul will ooze out from my window in my sleep.
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-02-25
Same, everything else was fine except for that guy, didnt help that my mates degenerate dad showed us a bunch of late 90's internet gore.
1 Haunter94 2019-02-25
I bet there is a funny story about how Artie had to go pick up coke before rehearsals with his face blown off that he hasn't told a million times before.
1 chippersan 2019-02-25
" so it was June 1944 and I was doing this gig in normandy, France....."
1 LarryKleist711 2019-02-25
Meth is a great drug if you want to go back in time to D-Day and walk to Normandy.
1 chippersan 2019-02-25
jimmy this time
"there were no direct flights so these SCCUUUUUMMMBAGGGSSS over at the Air Force motherfuccckeed me and I had to jump out of a fucking plane, this is after our flight got delayed 24 hours because of some rain and fog"
1 waste-of-skin 2019-02-25
Yeah, his nose wasn't nearly as bad back then.
1 liljoeyk 2019-02-25
Hey Herm - you ain't The Fuhrer. you just just run for The Fuhrer I fear nothing
1 NlGKIKEGER 2019-02-25
Let's hope they meet the same fate.
1 chippersan 2019-02-25
that's a fanny
1 cj3ifdujn3e 2019-02-25
He'd tweet 5 pics from difference angles while smoking a cig to show how much he just doesn't care !!
1 LtColonelKernel 2019-02-25
He looks great here!
1 Lish_fips89 2019-02-25
He's going to need some advil.
1 Double_Down_On_Dumb 2019-02-25
Yuck!
1 Lish_fips89 2019-02-25
Not my best.
1 Double_Down_On_Dumb 2019-02-25
Yuck!
1 carribbeanjimmy 2019-02-25
Does anybody remember that war where British soldiers ran away like bitches, ooh the big mean Germans are coming! The Americans had to come save them, AGAIN!
1 this_light 2019-02-25
Skip history class, stupid?
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1 questgrillz 2019-02-25
Who's Artie Lange? This is Kelly Clarkson
1 MattyDrumm 2019-02-25
What did he play, a pillbox?