If the casket were big enough, Patrice would be rolling over in it.

6  2019-02-24 by lawyerherelistenup

Seriously.

4 comments

1  MonsieurObloquy 2019-02-24

I thought they scuttled him off the shore of Florida and his carcass formed a new reef for hundreds of marine animals.

1  darklydreamingdayln 2019-02-24

I thought they just buried him in an old shipping container.

1  PeepholesCourt 2019-02-24

I thought they tried to cremate him and he's still burning to this day

1  deumae 2019-02-24

I thought they launched him into space and the universe is shrinking.