He's the Mr. Glass to our rain-slickered David Dunn. Gilgameshing this King Agga-ravator thru time, space and logic.

I don’t understand the first one. Was it because his own email was revealed or was it his location? Anyway it’s hilarious that he thought there was a man named “Steve Ramone”.

He thought doing whois lookup on Gmail.com is how you doxx people, he probably doesn't know the domain name is owned by Google

Didn't he sign up for one of those websites to try to doxx someone, then later make a Facebook post bitching that they kept charging his credit card after the one-month trial period ended, which he didn't notice till like 6 months later? He is such a card.

Yes he did.

Pretty sure he signed up for Intelius. In which case, not only did he get charged for those extra months after the trial, he almost certainly didn't find any good information for whoever he was trying to doxx. A company I worked for had a paid Intelius subscription and most of the time the information was out-dated or wrong. I used it a lot to try to come up with contact information for people but it was pretty rare that I'd be able to actually find someone with it.

SAFTYFIRST

This list is too short.

An exhaustive list would cause a fire at the reddit data center

Sorry Jan’sWreckedScooter, this has nothing to do with your comment but I desperately need a link to that Joe Cumia on the road compilation. I’m in the mood to cringe, and that one definitely takes the cake.

Using "Steve Ramone" was so pathetic. He deluded himself into thinking he really was a part of the show.

I think that's the person he was trying to dox. Joes email was rotgut.

Oh shit. My mistake.

I’m starting to think this fella might not be as cool as I had once though!

I will go to my grave ranting about Joe not shitting on his brother with doxxer100 or whatever, but instead he was running a lack-of-intelligence operation to infiltrate highest levels of panera bread crime family and destroy it from within. I'm quite convinced of this, I'm also reasonably sure that this was a planned hatched together with both cumias and supported as great idea by their secret police/webmaster mastermind.

Bay of Nigs Invasion

False Fags

No. We're real.

well done

Heres a good one

Knowing Joe he probably read this here then moved the unlocked case into his daughter's room to "win".

I have to once again mention the time he re-installed Windows twice and paid the Geek Squad to close a browser then passed on ctrl+alt+delete as a secret hidden Windows trick.

I had never seen that before. He really is every bad stereotype about boomers.

Is this the infamous Guccifer 2.0 hacker?

Don’t forget his multitude of fake stories involving him sticking it to “libtards”.

He self owns every two days... the shit is always egregious... but it happens so often it gets memory holed... from bragging about having to take testosterone... paying geek squad $200 for something he easily fixed himself and then thinking he was smarter than them... telling people he tested positive for HIV... telling everyone he gets scammed over and over by the same Chinese company... it never stops.

Haha when did he say he had HIV? I missed that one

He told Tony Two Shirts he tested positive for HIV and Tony told his 100,000 paid subscribers.

AIDS?!

Yeah... Anthony Cumia said his brother Joe Cumia tested positive for HIV. It happened.

I’m glad we have record keepers like you sir /u/TranthonyRapesKids so future generations can know Brother Joe

That Facebook eulogy to his mom, where he called her a liberal was an all-timer. Then he followed that up by posting a picture of kids at grandma's funeral, all happy with their ipads in front of the casket.

Jeez, I need to find a link to that. Cumias are human garbage.

Bans_seed used to keep the pic handy, but she's been banned again.

She has? Wha happe?

No stop, if you dont mention it it goes away

Crimes against humanity for posting nudes

I wonder what would happen if they never met Opie. Like would we be making fun of them as some background character on cops?

They would probably be better off, in all honesty. Ant would probably be remarried to some woman and have a couple of kids and it would have matured him some.

Dont forget when he said on his Facebook his mom was "gone" and dawn had to clarify she had alzheimers and wasnt actually dead yet lmao

Can’t remember the details but didn’t he accidentally tweet out a playlist of gay videos because his YouTube was linked to his twitter? Or was that fake

I don't think he even knows what's real or fake anymore. If you remember it associated with him, it probably happened.

You would need a list the length of War and Peace to get record every one of his fuck ups.

The Joe Cumia driving compilation never fails to put me in a bad mood.

Same. Racist boomer asshole pontificating behind the wheel about how shitty other drivers are, while driving shittily.

And the fact this Grandpa was recording it all on vine is probably the most infuriating part.

He deserves everything bad that happens to him

Somehow I find just as much enjoyment from the minor stupid things he does. Chewing gum loudly into a microphone while trying to promote himself as a solo act, or keeping a most definitely unread copy of The Art of the Deal displayed on his shelf.

Same. I think there's a natural progression from enjoying his general clownery to savouring a more specialised form of Joeology.

https://i.imgur.com/1h3C5Ko.png someone send this to Jim so he gets intoxicated

Put a bounty on somebody's head

The driving is most definitely the worst.

I'd of love to see him get pulled over. See how tough he is then....

I'd love it if he would just die before he gets in a wreck and injures/kills some innocent children.

The entire People's Court saga

He also actually thought I lived in north Korea

Joseph Cumia needs to be euthanized.

Seriously. The fake tough guy shit in the FB post, combined with trying to doxx an email header, is too embarrassing to tolerate. I'd smother my own father if he were this retarded. And he doesn't cosplay as a TV biker or a U2 member.

I doubt this is even close to comprehensive but still, good job.

Here's a few more to throw on the pile -

Completely made up this story about a stewardess so he could get likes on FB

Implied Ant being attacked was the 3rd worst tragedy in American history

Actually deluded himself into thinking that he and Milla Jovovich were going to have dinner if their schedules didn't clash.

Posted this rant against social media. At that exact time he was advertising multiple back up accounts on FB and Twitter and has continued to use both platform daily ever since.

Dressed up as Gandhi to protest his Twitter account being locked.

I'd love a Joe Cumia vs Rich Vos dumb-off. I actually think Rich would win!

Rich although stupid, has provided entertainment where it wasn't at his expense. Joe has never willingly been funny or entertaining.

I'm so happy this thread is here.

Joe tries his hand at improv mic skills at what I can only imagine is some court-ordered public service concert for senior citizens and says, "...if it starts pouring rain, we are going to stop suddenly, and you guys are going to see plastic bags flying around like its uh...."

"..."

"...a ^{plastic bag convention}."

Jeeeeeessssuuuss Christ

DAMN, I'd never seen the driving vines those are amazing. The Joseph lane. Holy shit.

All those links will be admissible in People's Court when we get his subpoena.

Yo the big apple ranch thing got a niggaz ribs hurtin

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/at0ns7/reminder_brother_joe_managed_to_make_himself_look/?utm_source=reddit-android

Dedicated this video to his "haters" on reddit and wackbag then deleted it

https://streamable.com/3em84

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Must be nice to get an allowance $$$.

Add: "Posted nudes of Judge Milian after ruling in his favor".

Joe lied on social media about the reason he was cancelling his gig, and contradicted himself in the comments section. https://i.redd.it/ntmp1v45dyjx.png

I think the amount of times he has publicly denied being a pedo has outweighed the times he has been accused of being one. I think joe protests too much.

Here's a couple more:

Joe gives shorting tips for how to profit from Nike's nonexistent stock price drop

Buys valueless junk because he thinks they it will be a collector's item

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“See those playing cards, Layla? That’s your college fund.”

Claimed he was shutting down our little "club house" down several times after begging Reddit to do so.

We're still here you fat titted hack

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How about purchasing 70 dollar knockoff Chinese guitars, and continually getting swindled by fraud-companies that would take his money and not even send out guitars?

I’m taking the deep dive now this guy is a fucking tard

Same. Racist boomer asshole pontificating behind the wheel about how shitty other drivers are, while driving shittily.

And the fact this Grandpa was recording it all on vine is probably the most infuriating part.

He deserves everything bad that happens to him