Good morning, at least you're not this faggot

268  2019-02-24 by Phantas_Magorical

115 comments

What kind of faggot gets a McDonald's character tatted on his neck? Literally no one thinks that's cool.

I bet this guy has a super obese girlfriend who thinks it's pretty cool.

For all the gay scripted “reality” shows out there, I wish there was one just of tattoo artists permanently scarring people with the likes of Grimace or the Noid, then shitting on them after they leave.

It looks like those two retards could not avoid that Noid tattoo

I thought of an "avoid" joke, then realized it was corny and stupid.

Then there you go.

Nice lack of self-editing, faggot.

You should have stuck with self-editing.

You thought of an avoid joke but avoided it... How meta. You must be a hit with the hipster crowd

I was using hyperbole, but of fucking course people have Noid tats.

I was using hyperbole, but of fucking course people have Noid tats.

some guy in my high school got a really shitty tazmanian devil on fire and i used to shit on him so hard for that

Man its true what they say. Tattoos do make you look tough and like someone not to fuck with.

He thinks it’s cool. That’s the sign of a true fucking weirdo.

That's the style nowadays. I can't explain why they choose what they do because I'm practically a boomer now, but the motivation to get a McDonald's character tattooed on your neck comes from the same sense of modern style that motivated a nigger to tattoo Anne Frank on his face.

Hey, you don't know, maybe he has a hidden Jew/Jew hunter fetish.

It's not cool at all, but if I saw some trash person with a Mac Tonight neck tattoo, I'm asking for a background story cause it's gonna be a whopper of a tale

id like a lauren tattoo

He should have spent the money on removing that engorged mole.

That's Big Jay.

It's actually hannah gadsby

I thought it was a dick butt at first cause I couldn't see the back part but I guess it is a McDonalds mascot

Why would you do this to yourself

Cause he's an individual maaaaaan. Only Crystal meth tells him what to do

Simple answer. He's a faggot.

...is what most of us are thinking every time Joe opens his mouth.

Real answer: If you're not a chad these days, you need some sort of edge to stand out and attract women. And the dating market has become so out of whack with apps like Tinder that average guys have zero luck.

Lol faggot.

Because he's a loser with no ambition.

Is he in the middle of swallowing an action figure?

It's an Adam's Melon.

Thankfully, the faggot is not long for this earth because he clearly has a cancerous mass in his throat. Or cum is collecting & solidifying in his esophagus.

Adams apple? that's a fucking orchard.

It gets like that when his gullet is filled to the brim with cum

Their mumble rap subgenre of choice? Goitercore

Pelican ass nigga.

I believe that is cancer.

We can only hope that mole is cancerous.

I'm oddly more angry over his fucking cheetah print hair. Goddamn queer.

Holy shit it's even worse. I don't think his hair is dyed like that. It looks like he has tattoos on his head and the hair is growing over it.

He should be killed.

Nice Riddler scalp, stupid.

There is a whole lot of "shitty" in this pick. All the way down to the line work. These guys getting face tattoos seem to ask for the shittiest quality. " I want a lightning bolt but do it with your opposite hand."

What's going on with his hair color?

Looks like a shitty take on a gucci pattern

More tats on his scalp

Oiy.

Could be part-leopard. Show some goddamn sensitivity.

The SoundCloud rapper with the Anne Frank tattoo on his face got some good work done.

Very photo realistic

His name is even Xan Frank

Oh that just rules.

Can you do Grimace from McDonalds? This time I think I’m going with Grimace on my neck bro. I’ve really been thinking about it and I think it is the thing that will tie everything together. I’ve only got $12 bucks though.

$12 bucks

Nice redundancy, stupid.

He had some male deer worth 12 dollars asshole . There are many tattoo parlors that use the barter system. I’m not the one on trial here.

Perhaps it was I who was stupid all along.

Just do a little research before you rush to judge.

He’s trying to be as gay as Luis and still failing.

“Real ass dude of the week” -Luis J. Gomez

Luis gave this fag free Skankfest tickets when the way funnier angle would be to berate him for being such a fag and make him hate Legion of Skanks while having their logo tattooed on his face and having to explain it all the time.

That's pretty dead on. If they destroyed this fucking fool for an hour - that kind of story would actually get some heat.

That's what Gregg Hughes would do.

I’d love to read his life story to see how someone can get to this point

Upper-middle class suburban upbringing with distant parents.

I would too, someone should make a documentary about this guy. It would interesting to see what transpired from the time he was an innocent baby until the awful decision to get a poorly drawn Grimace tattoo on his neck.

this goes well with his ''guys we fucked'' podcast tattoo on his left cheek

Didn't know Pete Davidson was such a real ass dude.

Thought this was Eminem.

I hope that is thyroid cancer and not a large adams apple

He got that purple nigga from McDonalds on his neck

Hannah Gadsby

Oi wuz roiped by a haimbugglah!

Looks like he's got that purple nigga IN his neck

SAD!

“Hi I’m very interesting”

Poster child for cranial distrophy.

That's cool that he made a nice thick line of where to cut being that he has a giant Adams apple in the way of his jugular.

No matter how “free spirited” they are, they will always regret this at some point.

No he won’t live long enough to regret it.

He’ll die from a faggoty mix of cough syrup and Xanax.

Looks like a human Etch-A-Sketch.

he looks like he is swallowing a golfball.

what a poor decision maker

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“Cover me with shitty line drawings. Shading is for queers.”

I see a man like this and I think, here's a guy with an important career.

Moley moley moley Austin Powers - Mole

The L looks like it's winding up to kick the mole into the ear hole.

I saw two men in thongs walking on the beach while holding hands. That was the gayest thing I had ever seen, until now.

Fags who can’t grow facial hair 1/?????

"It stands for 'Legion of Skanks', your honour. Big Jay named it after something his wife said in their divo... No, you're right; I'll shut up"

Nice adam's apple, stupid.

Swag is forever

Pete Davidson has really let himself go after the breakup.

thats the kind of adams apple that excites jimmy

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Nice 'I was badly electrocuted as a child' haircut, stupid

Pretty sure that's white power written above that disgusting neck tumor as well

Is that Logic?

All of those awful tattoos and still his adam's apple is most repugnant.

I remember following a guy on Twitter who got "The Opie & Anthony Show" tattooed on his shoulder. He kept @-ing the hosts to get them to acknowledge his devotion. I don't think they ever did. It got pretty sad. "Hey guys, just sending you this pic one more time since you somehow ignored my last twelve Tweets." Safe to assume this guy ended up doing the DeRosa cover-up. The LoS super-fan can at least conceal that damage by growing out thick mutton chops.

Nothing like putting a tattoo at the base of a receding hairline.

I used to write on my sneakers like this in middle school. Then I'd throw them in the garbage.

I'd like to swing a machete at that repulsive Adams apple

This person would probably suck Jay Oakerson's dick with pride. Contemplate the implications of this. Jay would let him do it too.

100% chance this is somebody here.

This actually looks cool.

That tattoo on the side of his face really brings out the shit color of that massive, disgusting pustule thats about to burst, yuck.

Look at that fucking adams apple.

He’s like a real life version of Kid Six on MDE

He's going to regret that when he's 32 and realizes he didn't die like he had planned.

that dude gets MAD pussy.

I'd like to ask him why he has 10 × 7 tattooed under his eye, and then slap the shit out of him before he answers.

People like this guy in the picture are why I can't enjoy any of this anymore.

Yeah, those granny reading glasses are the worst.

Alright everybody. Let see who the true fans are by showing our O and A tattoos! I'll start!

Link to my ink:

Yeah I'm not that autistic.

When he inevitably kills himself no one will feel bad for him

In fact this will hopefully be his legacy

Nice Adam's watermelon, stupid.

Adams Aple? More like adams melon, amirite?

I bet this guy has a super obese girlfriend who thinks it's pretty cool.

For all the gay scripted “reality” shows out there, I wish there was one just of tattoo artists permanently scarring people with the likes of Grimace or the Noid, then shitting on them after they leave.

He thinks it’s cool. That’s the sign of a true fucking weirdo.

That's the style nowadays. I can't explain why they choose what they do because I'm practically a boomer now, but the motivation to get a McDonald's character tattooed on your neck comes from the same sense of modern style that motivated a nigger to tattoo Anne Frank on his face.

Oi wuz roiped by a haimbugglah!

It's not cool at all, but if I saw some trash person with a Mac Tonight neck tattoo, I'm asking for a background story cause it's gonna be a whopper of a tale

He should have spent the money on removing that engorged mole.

That's Big Jay.

It's actually hannah gadsby

I thought it was a dick butt at first cause I couldn't see the back part but I guess it is a McDonalds mascot