For all the gay scripted “reality” shows out there, I wish there was one just of tattoo artists permanently scarring people with the likes of Grimace or the Noid, then shitting on them after they leave.
That's the style nowadays. I can't explain why they choose what they do because I'm practically a boomer now, but the motivation to get a McDonald's character tattooed on your neck comes from the same sense of modern style that motivated a nigger to tattoo Anne Frank on his face.
It's not cool at all, but if I saw some trash person with a Mac Tonight neck tattoo, I'm asking for a background story cause it's gonna be a whopper of a tale
Real answer: If you're not a chad these days, you need some sort of edge to stand out and attract women. And the dating market has become so out of whack with apps like Tinder that average guys have zero luck.
Thankfully, the faggot is not long for this earth because he clearly has a cancerous mass in his throat. Or cum is collecting & solidifying in his esophagus.
There is a whole lot of "shitty" in this pick. All the way down to the line work. These guys getting face tattoos seem to ask for the shittiest quality. " I want a lightning bolt but do it with your opposite hand."
Can you do Grimace from McDonalds? This time I think I’m going with Grimace on my neck bro. I’ve really been thinking about it and I think it is the thing that will tie everything together. I’ve only got $12 bucks though.
Luis gave this fag free Skankfest tickets when the way funnier angle would be to berate him for being such a fag and make him hate Legion of Skanks while having their logo tattooed on his face and having to explain it all the time.
I would too, someone should make a documentary about this guy. It would interesting to see what transpired from the time he was an innocent baby until the awful decision to get a poorly drawn Grimace tattoo on his neck.
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I remember following a guy on Twitter who got "The Opie & Anthony Show" tattooed on his shoulder. He kept @-ing the hosts to get them to acknowledge his devotion. I don't think they ever did. It got pretty sad. "Hey guys, just sending you this pic one more time since you somehow ignored my last twelve Tweets." Safe to assume this guy ended up doing the DeRosa cover-up. The LoS super-fan can at least conceal that damage by growing out thick mutton chops.
For all the gay scripted “reality” shows out there, I wish there was one just of tattoo artists permanently scarring people with the likes of Grimace or the Noid, then shitting on them after they leave.
That's the style nowadays. I can't explain why they choose what they do because I'm practically a boomer now, but the motivation to get a McDonald's character tattooed on your neck comes from the same sense of modern style that motivated a nigger to tattoo Anne Frank on his face.
It's not cool at all, but if I saw some trash person with a Mac Tonight neck tattoo, I'm asking for a background story cause it's gonna be a whopper of a tale
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1 TedBacon 2019-02-24
What kind of faggot gets a McDonald's character tatted on his neck? Literally no one thinks that's cool.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-02-24
I bet this guy has a super obese girlfriend who thinks it's pretty cool.
1 CesarRomeroOranges 2019-02-24
For all the gay scripted “reality” shows out there, I wish there was one just of tattoo artists permanently scarring people with the likes of Grimace or the Noid, then shitting on them after they leave.
1 RealTonySchiavone 2019-02-24
Don't rag on my tats dude
1 crookedmile 2019-02-24
It looks like those two retards could not avoid that Noid tattoo
1 rahtin 2019-02-24
I thought of an "avoid" joke, then realized it was corny and stupid.
Then there you go.
Nice lack of self-editing, faggot.
1 praise_st_mel 2019-02-24
You should have stuck with self-editing.
1 AxelSpott 2019-02-24
You thought of an avoid joke but avoided it... How meta. You must be a hit with the hipster crowd
1 CesarRomeroOranges 2019-02-24
I was using hyperbole, but of fucking course people have Noid tats.
1 CesarRomeroOranges 2019-02-24
I was using hyperbole, but of fucking course people have Noid tats.
1 wife_swamp 2019-02-24
some guy in my high school got a really shitty tazmanian devil on fire and i used to shit on him so hard for that
1 AxelSpott 2019-02-24
Man its true what they say. Tattoos do make you look tough and like someone not to fuck with.
1 InfantryMatt 2019-02-24
He thinks it’s cool. That’s the sign of a true fucking weirdo.
1 THE_FAGG0T 2019-02-24
That's the style nowadays. I can't explain why they choose what they do because I'm practically a boomer now, but the motivation to get a McDonald's character tattooed on your neck comes from the same sense of modern style that motivated a nigger to tattoo Anne Frank on his face.
1 multiplesifl 2019-02-24
Hey, you don't know, maybe he has a hidden Jew/Jew hunter fetish.
1 crookedmile 2019-02-24
It's not cool at all, but if I saw some trash person with a Mac Tonight neck tattoo, I'm asking for a background story cause it's gonna be a whopper of a tale
1 Opesterino 2019-02-24
id like a lauren tattoo
1 Oberth 2019-02-24
He should have spent the money on removing that engorged mole.
1 comic631 2019-02-24
That's Big Jay.
1 5inchwarhammer 2019-02-24
It's actually hannah gadsby
1 chippersan 2019-02-24
I thought it was a dick butt at first cause I couldn't see the back part but I guess it is a McDonalds mascot
1 fawwkyeah 2019-02-24
Why would you do this to yourself
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-02-24
Cause he's an individual maaaaaan. Only Crystal meth tells him what to do
1 DryTeeth 2019-02-24
Simple answer. He's a faggot.
1 TheGh0stOfAbeVigoda 2019-02-24
...is what most of us are thinking every time Joe opens his mouth.
1 FakeTrending 2019-02-24
Real answer: If you're not a chad these days, you need some sort of edge to stand out and attract women. And the dating market has become so out of whack with apps like Tinder that average guys have zero luck.
1 theRealOpieraqioxyz 2019-02-24
Lol faggot.
1 BlackManMoan 2019-02-24
Because he's a loser with no ambition.
1 RealTonySchiavone 2019-02-24
Is he in the middle of swallowing an action figure?
1 DryTeeth 2019-02-24
It's an Adam's Melon.
Thankfully, the faggot is not long for this earth because he clearly has a cancerous mass in his throat. Or cum is collecting & solidifying in his esophagus.
1 Gabe-Asher 2019-02-24
Adams apple? that's a fucking orchard.
1 Pogo_Thee_Clown 2019-02-24
It gets like that when his gullet is filled to the brim with cum
1 SlamballReunionTour 2019-02-24
Their mumble rap subgenre of choice? Goitercore
1 LarryKleist711 2019-02-24
Pelican ass nigga.
1 CuntlyPeroxide 2019-02-24
I believe that is cancer.
1 Betamaxdromes 2019-02-24
We can only hope that mole is cancerous.
1 LeBaronpencil 2019-02-24
I'm oddly more angry over his fucking cheetah print hair. Goddamn queer.
1 NateRiley12411 2019-02-24
Holy shit it's even worse. I don't think his hair is dyed like that. It looks like he has tattoos on his head and the hair is growing over it.
He should be killed.
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-02-24
Nice Riddler scalp, stupid.
1 Skip4play 2019-02-24
There is a whole lot of "shitty" in this pick. All the way down to the line work. These guys getting face tattoos seem to ask for the shittiest quality. " I want a lightning bolt but do it with your opposite hand."
1 Teppler832 2019-02-24
What's going on with his hair color?
1 Skip4play 2019-02-24
Looks like a shitty take on a gucci pattern
1 SueFuckedAnt 2019-02-24
More tats on his scalp
1 Teppler832 2019-02-24
Oiy.
1 TheGh0stOfAbeVigoda 2019-02-24
Could be part-leopard. Show some goddamn sensitivity.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-02-24
The SoundCloud rapper with the Anne Frank tattoo on his face got some good work done.
Very photo realistic
1 Shroomz603 2019-02-24
His name is even Xan Frank
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-02-24
Oh that just rules.
1 Amiigo7 2019-02-24
Can you do Grimace from McDonalds? This time I think I’m going with Grimace on my neck bro. I’ve really been thinking about it and I think it is the thing that will tie everything together. I’ve only got $12 bucks though.
1 TheElDan 2019-02-24
Nice redundancy, stupid.
1 Amiigo7 2019-02-24
He had some male deer worth 12 dollars asshole . There are many tattoo parlors that use the barter system. I’m not the one on trial here.
1 TheElDan 2019-02-24
Perhaps it was I who was stupid all along.
1 Amiigo7 2019-02-24
Just do a little research before you rush to judge.
1 allenricketts 2019-02-24
He’s trying to be as gay as Luis and still failing.
1 _sideshowlukeperry 2019-02-24
“Real ass dude of the week” -Luis J. Gomez
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-02-24
Luis gave this fag free Skankfest tickets when the way funnier angle would be to berate him for being such a fag and make him hate Legion of Skanks while having their logo tattooed on his face and having to explain it all the time.
1 DryTeeth 2019-02-24
That's pretty dead on. If they destroyed this fucking fool for an hour - that kind of story would actually get some heat.
That's what Gregg Hughes would do.
1 SlimWiggins 2019-02-24
I’d love to read his life story to see how someone can get to this point
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-02-24
Upper-middle class suburban upbringing with distant parents.
1 Sicboy69 2019-02-24
I would too, someone should make a documentary about this guy. It would interesting to see what transpired from the time he was an innocent baby until the awful decision to get a poorly drawn Grimace tattoo on his neck.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-02-24
this goes well with his ''guys we fucked'' podcast tattoo on his left cheek
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2019-02-24
Didn't know Pete Davidson was such a real ass dude.
1 gcastrato 2019-02-24
Thought this was Eminem.
1 Null__n--void 2019-02-24
I hope that is thyroid cancer and not a large adams apple
1 RelevantField2 2019-02-24
He got that purple nigga from McDonalds on his neck
1 tutoredzeus 2019-02-24
Hannah Gadsby
1 TheElDan 2019-02-24
Oi wuz roiped by a haimbugglah!
1 FloggingTheHorses 2019-02-24
Looks like he's got that purple nigga IN his neck
1 Peckas1 2019-02-24
SAD!
1 Medumbdumb 2019-02-24
“Hi I’m very interesting”
1 kencat100 2019-02-24
Poster child for cranial distrophy.
1 plane2nowhere 2019-02-24
That's cool that he made a nice thick line of where to cut being that he has a giant Adams apple in the way of his jugular.
1 TheKingOfNeverLose 2019-02-24
No matter how “free spirited” they are, they will always regret this at some point.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-02-24
No he won’t live long enough to regret it.
1 Sinquiry 2019-02-24
He’ll die from a faggoty mix of cough syrup and Xanax.
1 anorock13 2019-02-24
Looks like a human Etch-A-Sketch.
1 egates09 2019-02-24
he looks like he is swallowing a golfball.
what a poor decision maker
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1 pashow84 2019-02-24
“Cover me with shitty line drawings. Shading is for queers.”
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-02-24
I see a man like this and I think, here's a guy with an important career.
1 MrHooHooHooligans 2019-02-24
Moley moley moley Austin Powers - Mole
1 jofreal 2019-02-24
The L looks like it's winding up to kick the mole into the ear hole.
1 realestassdude 2019-02-24
I saw two men in thongs walking on the beach while holding hands. That was the gayest thing I had ever seen, until now.
1 multiplesifl 2019-02-24
Best bit from South Park ever.
1 jubbytime 2019-02-24
Fags who can’t grow facial hair 1/?????
1 Jungies 2019-02-24
"It stands for 'Legion of Skanks', your honour. Big Jay named it after something his wife said in their divo... No, you're right; I'll shut up"
1 Don_Panera 2019-02-24
Nice adam's apple, stupid.
1 MonsteRain 2019-02-24
Swag is forever
1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-02-24
Pete Davidson has really let himself go after the breakup.
1 Fredrock26 2019-02-24
thats the kind of adams apple that excites jimmy
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1 niceusernamestupid 2019-02-24
Nice 'I was badly electrocuted as a child' haircut, stupid
1 fuckstartmyheartx 2019-02-24
Pretty sure that's white power written above that disgusting neck tumor as well
1 glyde69 2019-02-24
Is that Logic?
1 i69withmarion 2019-02-24
All of those awful tattoos and still his adam's apple is most repugnant.
1 jofreal 2019-02-24
I remember following a guy on Twitter who got "The Opie & Anthony Show" tattooed on his shoulder. He kept @-ing the hosts to get them to acknowledge his devotion. I don't think they ever did. It got pretty sad. "Hey guys, just sending you this pic one more time since you somehow ignored my last twelve Tweets." Safe to assume this guy ended up doing the DeRosa cover-up. The LoS super-fan can at least conceal that damage by growing out thick mutton chops.
1 jestersquall 2019-02-24
Nothing like putting a tattoo at the base of a receding hairline.
1 jetboyjetgirl 2019-02-24
I used to write on my sneakers like this in middle school. Then I'd throw them in the garbage.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-02-24
I'd like to swing a machete at that repulsive Adams apple
1 DickSlit 2019-02-24
This person would probably suck Jay Oakerson's dick with pride. Contemplate the implications of this. Jay would let him do it too.
1 FromHereOn014 2019-02-24
100% chance this is somebody here.
1 UltraLordIzReal 2019-02-24
This actually looks cool.
1 RichardKlamzz 2019-02-24
That tattoo on the side of his face really brings out the shit color of that massive, disgusting pustule thats about to burst, yuck.
1 cardaderdention 2019-02-24
Look at that fucking adams apple.
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-02-24
He’s like a real life version of Kid Six on MDE
1 frontbottombm 2019-02-24
He's going to regret that when he's 32 and realizes he didn't die like he had planned.
1 dixlerfix 2019-02-24
that dude gets MAD pussy.
1 Gollywhompers 2019-02-24
I'd like to ask him why he has 10 × 7 tattooed under his eye, and then slap the shit out of him before he answers.
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2019-02-24
People like this guy in the picture are why I can't enjoy any of this anymore.
1 DildoRenter 2019-02-24
Yeah, those granny reading glasses are the worst.
1 AxelSpott 2019-02-24
Alright everybody. Let see who the true fans are by showing our O and A tattoos! I'll start!
Link to my ink:
Yeah I'm not that autistic.
1 TheWelfareMan 2019-02-24
When he inevitably kills himself no one will feel bad for him
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-24
In fact this will hopefully be his legacy
1 DoubleGunzChippa 2019-02-24
Nice Adam's watermelon, stupid.
1 Gr8Chan 2019-02-24
Adams Aple? More like adams melon, amirite?
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-02-24
I bet this guy has a super obese girlfriend who thinks it's pretty cool.
1 CesarRomeroOranges 2019-02-24
For all the gay scripted “reality” shows out there, I wish there was one just of tattoo artists permanently scarring people with the likes of Grimace or the Noid, then shitting on them after they leave.
1 InfantryMatt 2019-02-24
He thinks it’s cool. That’s the sign of a true fucking weirdo.
1 THE_FAGG0T 2019-02-24
That's the style nowadays. I can't explain why they choose what they do because I'm practically a boomer now, but the motivation to get a McDonald's character tattooed on your neck comes from the same sense of modern style that motivated a nigger to tattoo Anne Frank on his face.
1 RealTonySchiavone 2019-02-24
Don't rag on my tats dude
1 TheElDan 2019-02-24
Oi wuz roiped by a haimbugglah!
1 crookedmile 2019-02-24
It's not cool at all, but if I saw some trash person with a Mac Tonight neck tattoo, I'm asking for a background story cause it's gonna be a whopper of a tale
1 Oberth 2019-02-24
He should have spent the money on removing that engorged mole.
1 comic631 2019-02-24
That's Big Jay.
1 5inchwarhammer 2019-02-24
It's actually hannah gadsby
1 chippersan 2019-02-24
I thought it was a dick butt at first cause I couldn't see the back part but I guess it is a McDonalds mascot