r/opieandanthony: Joseph Cumia Jr. of Brooklyn, NY

1 Tyler9258 2019-02-24

The best cumia

1 carribbeanjimmy 2019-02-24

"Yo ma! We got any of those taquitos left?"

1 ArtieKnows 2019-02-24

I can't think of a single Joe that isn't a fat retard.

1 Buffphan 2019-02-24

Fattest dude I know is an Italian named joe.

1 JamesJCrowe 2019-02-24

I bet this Joseph Cumia is a good dude who would never consider smoking crack with his mother. I also assume that his mother is a good woman & never had a gangbang with the entire 1982 Mets roster.

1 Skip4play 2019-02-24

Clearly moms can cook.

1 carribbeanjimmy 2019-02-24

"Aye dios mio Yo-ey, you ate all the tortillas again!"

1 charliewafflessc 2019-02-24

The truth is... I AM overweight.

1 RelevantField2 2019-02-24

Poor lad

1 doxxbrown 2019-02-24

This guy probably lost out on good job opportunities because of potential employers Googling his besmirched name. As a result, he most likely began suffering from serious depression, causing him to gain weight and become obese to the level that he has to sit in the handicapped row at hockey games.

What I'm saying is Joe ruined this kids life.

1 TauntTheTaint 2019-02-24

Dear Prospective Employer -

Please, do not confuse me with Joseph Cumia, brother of pedophile, woman beater Anthony Cumia, who enjoys children’s spit and racist tirades.

Thank you,

Joe Cumia Jr. Connecticut

1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2019-02-24

Looks like he ate Joe Cumia Sr

1 3stepsbackward 2019-02-24

We need this guy to give us an AMA.

1 NortheastPhilly 2019-02-24

He’s single