No, child. I am not fat. And I still get laid more than you ever will.

83  2019-02-24 by SuperToes845

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Patty Arbuckle

I never believed the Fatty Arbuckle rape story but this is a very compelling case now. Probably did it to a "child" as well.

Fuck. I've been saying that was W.C. Fields for years. Like the time I read that Martin Luther ate a spoonful of his own shit every day and got confused and any time anyone brought up Martin Luther King Jr I'd chime in and tell everyone that he was a shit-eating freak.

He was a psycho nigger regardless

everybody raped back then

By today's definition of rape, absolutely.

I agree. Fatty dindu nuthin.

Wheres my Coke bottle?

The only sex position Fatty Buttfuckle can pull off is Fatty on top, child on screen.

*"No child, I have beer and brat fat on my face from living in Wisconsin during the winter.

And I still get laid more than you ever will."* https://old.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/ajwapv/remember_fatrick_as_you_send_facebook_messages_to/eezjd27/?context=3

Here is that picture of the "beer and brats" Pat is chowing down on: https://www.instagram.com/p/BtxDvj2nWIu/

That's his wife? Countdown on him impregnating her and then her tires squealing as she gets the fuck out?

Idk if it's his wife or girlfriend. People here discovered through public records that he pays child support. I don't recall ever seeing a wedding ring on Pat or any photos that scream they are intimate. I'm pretty sure that woman lives with him but that's all I know.

Also, we found out, before he deleted it, that he was the victim of cuckolding, by a black man.

This really does look a lot like you, u/patrickstomlinson

Just a heads up but he will get you banned for mentioning him. Just in case you care about posting here.

Maybe crush you

Glenn Shadix has really become a faggot and let himself go since he croaked.

Great depiction in The Wild Party)

Hold the door.

"Do what I say. Put this coke bottle inside you, child"

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But I read an article a while back about that case and it was painfully clear the guy was innocent. Patrick, however, is a rapist

Nice paedophilia, stupid.

By today's definition of rape, absolutely.