Reminder: Jim Norton's ex 'girlfriends' left him because he's "distant" & "dark", not because he's a hideous repulsive disgusting faggot.
190 2019-02-23 by RapistWithHIV
Fucking worm tries to compliment himself & feed his faux dangerous fake personality. Nice try, dipshit.
44 comments
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-02-23
I was listening to a bunch of old shows and sagas recently and any time Jim brings up relationships I can't help blurting out "Liar". Same happens when Ant says anything too
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-02-23
He was totally going to grab that kitchen knife.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-02-23
Both Ant & Jim tried to create the impression that they had 'real' relationships as opposed to women being on their payroll to tolerate their hideously ugly personalities & appearance.
In reality, they were both transparently insecure little boys around women.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-02-23
I got less than 10 seconds into that. They have game like the Cleveland Browns
1 praise_st_mel 2019-02-23
That was seriously painful. Fez levels of confidence. "What are you.. what you ladies doing in... in the... building..."
1 LaylaCumiaFan420 2019-02-23
Fez level confidence would sound like this:
1 praise_st_mel 2019-02-23
Ya locked up there buddy?
1 rahtin 2019-02-23
Stand alone, fruit.
1 abundleofboomers 2019-02-23
"Very uhh.. long legs" Jesus christ ant
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-02-23
At least Jim saved the day: "YOU GUYS MIGHT COME, RIGHT? I'M WEARING A BLACK SABBATH SHIRT..."
1 Tupiekit 2019-02-23
Jesus....I will never understand how I liked these people
1 Cockslappingmassacre 2019-02-23
I think the worst was when they had some whore in with Jim Jefferies. Not a fan of Jefferies myself but he lit this pornstar up while Ant talked up his mcmansion and Jim grovelled. Fucking pathetic.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-02-23
They sound like Make-A-Wish kids who just got to meet some retarded model. "Gee you smell pretty"..."gee you sure have long legs, but you already know that"...LOL.
1 McGowan9 2019-02-23
That's because they're both queers. They talk about women in the same way that psychopathic serial killers talk about empathising with loved ones. Unconvincingly.
1 FurdTerguson88 2019-02-23
He should have posters with a caution tape around his mouth, this guy’s crazy
1 itsdeegan 2019-02-23
I can't think of one dark/dangerous thing Jim has done that hasn't involved him taking Prep.
1 Chapel2k 2019-02-23
He’s done black trannys?
1 ProfessorChipperson 2019-02-23
Most people realize that being “dark” and depressed is cringeworthy by the time they leave high school. This amorphous slug never did.
1 DannyAndHisDinosaur 2019-02-23
You don't believe he's dangerous?
You realize you're talking about a member of the The Lords, right? If the Black Sabbath shirts don't tip you off please remember that he pledged his soul to Satan.
1 ObsessiveMuso 2019-02-23
Bullshit man, he goes to some real dark fuckin' places man, He'll sometimes sit there for hours and just brood...
1 PlugsandLifts 2019-02-23
Guaranteed he’s practiced brooding in front of a mirror
1 Vulgardervish 2019-02-23
There's a difference between brood and to sulk and pout like a mommas boy faggot.
1 Phkna1 2019-02-23
He goes to Chaturbate
1 TriangleDimes 2019-02-23
Guys with humiliation fetishes like him typically also have small dicks, so imagine dating this ugly creep and he wants you to shit in his mouth and he's also got a tiny dick. No redeeming qualities whatsoever.
1 Tripp1916 2019-02-23
triangledimes please stop, I have to wear these jeans for the rest of the day
1 Kurt_Love 2019-02-23
Guys who are 5'4 genetic disasters typically have smalls dicks.
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-02-23
more like "alone" and "no name to put down as emergency help on medical documents"
1 BlackManMoan 2019-02-23
He hides behind his characters. Chip: A retarded faggot. Edgar: A creepy faggot. Uncle Paul: A pedophile faggot. Kurt: An annoying faggot.
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-02-23
And Regular Joe, a regular faggot.
1 MonsterSteve 2019-02-23
And Jim, just a normal faggot.
1 Nevespot 2019-02-23
We've all seen how Worm transforms himself into weak copies of other comics and the last I tolerated JS for a minute I wondered if he wants to be a New York Patton Oswalt? Starts wearing black 24/7, is dying to get those stupid fucking opaque yellow frames, wants to start being a woke SJW on twitter.
I don't know, its hard to say because he's always worming a while that way then squirms another then worms out of that hacky thing into another.
1 lowendranger 2019-02-23
Nice opacity, stupid.
1 McGowan9 2019-02-23
"Yeah dude, I can completely relate to Mel losing it with his woman like this. I used to do the same all the time with my last chick. She'd not do something I wanted sexually and I'd brood. I'd brood and brood all night and the next day, because I was really hurt, and then just explode when she did something small, like get me the wrong kinda sandwich, like 'what the FUCK, this isn't what I asked for!' Honestly. I can sincerely understand what Mel's going through. Genuinely."
1 anorock13 2019-02-23
I would tell you if I didn’t....
1 PlsbptntIhavAutism 2019-02-23
jimmy's relationships when he's 30 remind me of my teenage realtionships
1 karmacompanion 2019-02-23
Has Jim ever had a serious enough relationship to move in with a woman?
1 Sunfl0werW1tch 2019-02-23
Well, he does watch beheading videos for fun... I wouldn't stick around either.
1 Peckas1 2019-02-23
Why not both?
1 Layzerbeamz 2019-02-23
Who doesn't want to spend every weekend on the road, hanging out in a Rochester comedy club, with someone who doesn't drink, and then go back to a shitty motel to have a elderly man try to fuck you, before he straps on a jet fighter's mask and hooks it up to an air compressor before going to sleep?
1 Phkna1 2019-02-23
He is alone because he is incapable of intimacy. I am going to die alone too, but at least I love my mom and I hug her when she brings me presents on Christmas.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-02-23
He may be, but that's not why he's alone. He tries to spin it that its his choosing or issues but the reality is no one wants the ugly creep.
1 NicoretteVos 2019-02-23
I wore black, smoked Djarums, and listened to the Smiths as much as the next guy, but I learned that this behavior was not clever or attractive.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-02-23
Chelsea left him because she saw that his career was over in 2006.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-02-23
!nwordcountbot u/RapistWithHIV
1 praise_st_mel 2019-02-23
That was seriously painful. Fez levels of confidence. "What are you.. what you ladies doing in... in the... building..."
1 Tripp1916 2019-02-23
triangledimes please stop, I have to wear these jeans for the rest of the day
1 Kurt_Love 2019-02-23
Guys who are 5'4 genetic disasters typically have smalls dicks.