I’m so glad R. Kelly is finally going to face justice.

199  2019-02-23 by RBuddCumia

49 comments

Is justice a new sandwich at burger king?

Bang bang duuuude

Nice dicksucking lips, stupid

Show me a man who wouldn't trade a porterhouse for those lips on his dick and I'll show you a liar

My favorite Robert Kelly quote:

“Dude, we weren’t professional faggots.”

Rotund Kelly

He looks like the giant baby from Rugrats that either bullied Tommy or Tommy dreamed about, I can't remember but what I'm trying to say is, he looks like a big baby

You're right you fucking idiot

Bobby wants num nums

Oh and it was Angelica's dream where she was scared of possibly having a baby brother.

Yeah I'm a faggot, I know

You’re not a faggot, just a youth or you had kids at that time. What are you 25?

28 so yeah millennial

That ep used to creep me the fuck out. Only reason I remember it.

Pickles? I’m hungry.

He's ready to play Dr Robotnik in the live-action Sonic movie.

He was caught on video with a 13 year aged cheddar.

You know what dude, ya got your milk mold, ya got your crackers, boom, ya got your wine pairing. It’s a party dude.

Alright I'll say it. He looks unhealthy.

3 squares? Unlimited Sex? this place aint so bad

R. Kelly

He hid several underage girls in his fat folds.

This fat tub of shit really looks like a cenobite

Fat fuck looking straight schmarmy.

I believe I can fry oreos

5 daaaaaa succi succi

He looks exactly like the fat Cenobite from "Hellraiser".

5 doooolla sucki sucki?

He looks like the giant baby in Zombies Ate my Neighbors.

R. Jelly

Dude.... ya got your keys to ignition, ya got your Spacejam soundtrack, ya got your perverted urges, boom.... 70 year sentence.

He’ll get 6 max. Watch.

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He could stand to call Brother Joe and get some keto advice.

Maybe let's not have 14 Hawaiian dinner rolls before the salad, Bob.

I hope Bobby's ribs and neck heal in time for him to die of heart disease in a few months.

This is a picture of bob jelly who is frightfully obese.

“Heaven, I need soap on a rope.”

So the R must stand for rotund!

You know what dude, you got food everywhere, you got the fellas to your left, you got hunnies to your right, its like the party is catered

He was caught molesting a cheeseburger

Bobby was caught fucking a swiss cheese wheel which ended up getting served to some black people under the guise of charity.

They are charging him with a hate crime and making him register as a sex offender.

bobby what are u doing...

Weight Ain't Nothin' but a Number.

Trapped in the cellulite

You guys all know his real name isn't Kelly and he's a fucking Puerto Rican grease stain, right?

What does his second stepdad think?

AGE?